Gojo: What Can I Say? I'm Charming And Irresponsible (;

Gojo: What can i say? i'm charming and irresponsible (;

You: Huh? Irresponsible?

Gojo: Shit, autocorrect (:

You:...Satoru, we ain't texting. We're talking face to face \:

Be grateful, Sukuna.

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Gojo: Idk man, she’s been kinda distant and just aloof

Geto: Hmm, well… she’s probably sad my dude…

Gojo: Sad?

Geto: Yeah S.A.D. SAD.

Gojo: I know what Sad means but what should I do? Comfort her?

Geto: *smirks* Yeah. Give her a shoulder to put her legs on (;

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“Fuccck, toruuuu” moaning as Gojo kept hitting your sweet spot, with your right leg on his shoulder. “Yeah, you like that, my sad baby.”

*3am in the night wide awake*

You: Psss, Megumi? *nudges him* Hey, sea urchin head *whispers*

Megumi: Mmm? What? *rubs his eyes* what is it, are you okay?

You: Yeah, I’m good…

Megumi: …then why did you wake me up? *overall confused and annoyed*

You: *sits up and crosses arms* why haven’t you drop the mascara brand name?

Megumi: *sits up as well and looks dead into your eyes* …hmmm, I don’t know…maybe if you weren’t so god damn annoying…maybe then I would’ve considered giving you the name of it…*smiles and snuggles himself back to sleep*

You: *completely shocked* …wow, just wow

Megumi: *mumbles* shut up and go to sleep…*pulls your arm towards him and cuddles close to you* p.s. I don’t wear mascara. I was just gifted with beautiful long lashes, thanks to my parents. *mockingly says*

You: Pft, whatever

You: Kento, here me out, okay?

Nanami: Hmmm?

You: A 3 hour makeout session.

Nanami: …

You: Wait, I haven’t gotten to the best part. Plus, inappropriate touching.

Nanami: *sighs and undos his tie*

You: …or not…

Nanami: I never said no.

Y’all ready for this or nah?