Gojo: What Can I Say? I'm Charming And Irresponsible (;

Gojo: What can i say? i'm charming and irresponsible (;

You: Huh? Irresponsible?

Gojo: Shit, autocorrect (:

You:...Satoru, we ain't texting. We're talking face to face \:

Megumi: …so you’re still not gonna talk to me?

You: *looks at him and rolls eyes*

Megumi: ughhhhhh!!! Fine, you win!!!

You: *arches brow in confusion*

Megumi: …shit, I suck at apologizes, so…..unfuck you or whatever…idk, just talk to me; please (T . T)

You: *smiles and giggles softly* hahahaha, you’re such a d♡ck…. *pulls him in for a hug*

Megumi: *hugs you tightly and inhales your sweet aroma* I am a d♡ck.

You: *head in the clouds*

Toji: *enters bedroom and takes a glance at you* Hmm, whaddaya thinking about, pretty girl?

You: *pops back to reality* Huh?

Toji: *lets out a low chuckle* Whaddaya been thinking about? Are you okay? *gets close to your face; feeling his minty breath on you*

You: Oh, it’s nothing; just girl stuff *smiles shyly*

Toji: Mhmm…then why are you blushing, ah? *caress your left cheek*

You: You really wanna know? *looks deeply into his eyes*

Toji: More than anything, pretty girl *pecks your lips softly*

You: *pulls away* I- I want your head deep between my thighs, Toji. *bites lip*

Toji: *blinks a couple times and smiles* Hahaha, you don’t gotta tell me twice. Take them panties off and open your legs for daddy, baby…

*3am in the night wide awake*

You: Psss, Megumi? *nudges him* Hey, sea urchin head *whispers*

Megumi: Mmm? What? *rubs his eyes* what is it, are you okay?

You: Yeah, I’m good…

Megumi: …then why did you wake me up? *overall confused and annoyed*

You: *sits up and crosses arms* why haven’t you drop the mascara brand name?

Megumi: *sits up as well and looks dead into your eyes* …hmmm, I don’t know…maybe if you weren’t so god damn annoying…maybe then I would’ve considered giving you the name of it…*smiles and snuggles himself back to sleep*

You: *completely shocked* …wow, just wow

Megumi: *mumbles* shut up and go to sleep…*pulls your arm towards him and cuddles close to you* p.s. I don’t wear mascara. I was just gifted with beautiful long lashes, thanks to my parents. *mockingly says*

You: Pft, whatever

You: No, I just can’t…

Nanami: Oh darling, but why not?

You:..cuz, I’m a virgin…

Nanami: *gently holds your chin up to meet his gaze* Baby, I know that you’re physically a virgin but mentally you’re a wh♡re.

Y’all ready for this or nah?