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NOT TO FLEX BUT I GOT ALL 3 UR+ CARDS FROM THE SAME PULL WITH THE DEMON VOUCHERS THAT THEY HAVE BEEN GIVING ON THE BONUS DAILY THING,,, THANK YOU LORD DIAVOLO 🤩🤩
Why does it feel like each episode for jujutsu kaisen is super short?? Or is just me?? 😔
IM A BIT LATE TO THE BANDWAGON BUTTTT I STOPPED WATCHING ATTACK ON TITAN AROUND SEASON 2 WHEN IT ENDED AND DECIDED JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES TO BINGE WATCH IT SO I CATCH UP TO SEASON 4 A FEW WEEKS AGO AND ALL I HAVE TO SAY W O W
SHIT REALLY GOT ME ON THE EDGE OF MY BED WAITING FOR THE NEXT EPISODE MY GOD ,,,, THEY GOT MY FEELINGS IN A ROLLER COASTER 😖😖😖
JAHEE MY QUEEN PLS
of course I have a big thing for the stoic guys but I was a bit skeptical about him but ngl this part made my heart skip a beat for a quick sec 😭
wym not a girlfriend??,, dude is literally babygirl!!!
please im not ready for that... i already cried when he rejected me lol
whoop, same taste since ive been 5
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my mind:
mom: ¡oye! ¿were you even listening to me? (teaching me how to make pozole)
me: ¿eh? Oh yes, you’re definitely right. We should totally get ourselves a sugar daddy (・・?)
mom: …pinché mocosa distraída -_-
Not my video.
-Tiktok:@ilyerenx
Toji: *minding his business*
You: Take them titties out cuz I’m tryna see em, am 2 da pm, double d em and I need em ♪(´ε｀ )
Toji: …wtf…
You: …so…TAKE EM TITTIES OUT!!!
Toji: Whoops, guess I gotta sell my kid
Megumi: fine let’s get to know each other
You: finally!
Megumi: ok, I’ll go first…what’s something you like about me?
You:…ummmmm…ptf that’s easy…
Megumi:…so what is it?
You: *blinks repeatedly and fidgets with their fingers*
You: hahaha*laughs nervously* your dad
Megumi: huh?? I couldn’t hear you
You: isaidyourdad
Megumi: my what?
You: *looks deadass into his eyes and nervously grabs his hands* Megumi I think we both know who I said.
*layin on bed*
You: Nanami come on…
Nanami: I can’t.
You: why not, it’s already late. Plus you look extra tired.
Nanami: I’m doing my taxes, honey.
You: *moans* gosh, that’s so f*cking hot! (´ཀ`)
Nanami: I know baby, I know.
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*i got inspiration on an audio I heard on tiktok. I also saw an account who did an animation or drawing of it so credits to them, i honestly don’t remember their user*
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*In Jujutsu Tech*
Megumi: *peacefully listening to music with his headphones on*
* Yuji and Nobara talking together*
Nobara: Hey, look at Megumi
Megumi: * bobbing his head up and down slightly and tapping his fingers on the table*
Yuji: do you ever wonder what type of music he listens to? *scratches his head*
Nobara: *admires her freshly done nails* not really, but I have a feeling he listens to heavy rock
Yuji: *dumbfounded* what makes you think that?
Nobara: *smirks* no hate towards him, but his aura screams EMO
Yuji: *giggles* hmmm, you’re right. Let’s find out then
*giggle and walk towards Megumi*
Yuji & Nobara: Hey, Megumi :)
Megumi: *looks at them and proceeds to take off his headphones* what do you guys want?
Nobara: *scoffs* we wanted to ask you a question
Yuji: *smiles brightly* yeah!
Megumi: ….uhhh ok…
*Nobara and Yuji smile at each other*
Nobara: what type of music do you listen to? *arches her brow*
Megumi: why?
Yuji: well, you seemed really into the music you were listening to and we wanted some recommendations *smiles and claps his hands together*
Megumi: *sighs* I’ll tell you guys but first you’ll have to tell me what type of music you guys listen to. *leans back into his chair*
Nobara: Pft, that’s easy *smiles widely* The one and only Megan Thee Stallion *sassily says and flips her short hair*
Yuji: *smiles at Nobara* Omg, me too!!! I even got posters of her, along with my Jennifer Lawrence posters!
Megumi: *looks at them confuse* oh okay…
Megumi: well, I listen to Weezer.
*Yuji and Nobara look at each other*
Nobara: Weezer? What’s that? Some lame rock band? *genuinely confused*
Yuji: Weezer? Huh? Never heard of them *shrugs his shoulders*
Megumi: *rolls his eyes* actually Nobara, it is a rock band. And it’s not lame.
Nobara: *unfazed* whatever.
Yuji: *smiles* I’ll be glad to listen to some of their songs:)
Megumi: *blushes but brushes it off* yeah, ok
Megumi: * unplugs his headphones from his phone and plays, “Island In The Sun” *
*Nobara and Yuji listen attentively*
Nobara: *disdained* this isn’t rock?! Rock has electric guitars and screams!
Yuji: it sounds kinda nerdy *cringes*
Megumi: *looks at them blankly* you guys suck.
Megumi: *stands up and leaves*
Nobara: *bites her lip* he’s one weird dude…
Yuji: yeah, but that’s what makes megumi be megumi…
*somewhere in New York*
Gojo: hey bro, I gotta take a leak, ok?
Getou: Sure, I’ll wait here. Just don’t take too long dude, I’m dying to try some New York pizza!
Gojo: you got it, bro!
*Gojo hurries to the public restrooms*
Gojo: *hums to some random song while doing his business*
*random noises come from the next stall*
Gojo: what the fuck… *mumbles and looks down*
*sees four pairs of legs, but one of them is kneeling down*
Gojo: …oh God! *finishes and walks out the stall and washes his hands*
*walks towards Getou with a huge grin*
Getou: you took forever!
Gojo: dude!! you won’t believe what I saw!
Getou: what? Shit on the ground?
Gojo: ew no. I saw someone propose to someone!
Getou: huh? where? I didn’t see anything?
Gojo: i heard weird noises in the stall next to me, so I took a peak and saw someone kneeling down in front of someone else!! Weird way to propose to someone but its cool either way!!
Getou: w-what??!? you saw two dudes in the same stall?!?! And one of them was on their kneels?!?!
Gojo: yeah!! Good for them! Now, come on!! Let’s try that pizza you wanted!!
So? Would you let him?
Bruh, why this dude be hating on monkeys?
When he looks like one. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Getou: wassup dude?!
Gojo: not much…just chillin ;)
Getou: hmmm, ok
Getou: anyways, I got a question for you
Gojo: sure
Getou: have you ever had an argument with your girlfriend?
Gojo: Pft, me and my bitch don’t argue
Gojo: she just tells me to shut up and I do
Getou: ….(._.)
Do you guys think that gramps was hot when he was younger?
They ran out of condoms
They’re probably size small (can’t tell me otherwise)