What Is Your New You For The New Year? (BTW IT'S ME HIHIHIHIHIIIIII)

what is your new you for the new year? (BTW IT'S ME HIHIHIHIHIIIIII)

this.

this is my new me for the new year.

i keep on seeing people do this so now i want too. yeah thats it.

GYATT DAMNITTTT!!!1!!/1/1/!/!/!!!1.

this is why I don't watch object shows anymore... (/j)

I Would Like to Announce

That I will not be responding to the Silver Pregnancy ask.

I know I said that I wanted to reply to the first ask I received after the previous post, and that first response is the Silver Pregnancy ask, but it is very important that I admit that this will not be happening, despite my best efforts. I apologize, deeply. Especially to the question-asker. The Silver Pregnancy ask will go unresponded-to, perpetually.

oh btw thanks 4 the mystical wizard im naming him henry

@bryce-711

I formally request you tell Tumblr about your baldis basics era, the one your having currently. I might be writing this right next to you in real life. Although I doubt you would remember if I told you. You just told me you were going too, I don't believe you. Were talking right as I write this. STOP REPHRASING SPONGEBOB PLEASE. SPONGEBOB WILL NOT GO INTO LABOR. I WILL NOT STOP WRITING THIS DOWN. Stfu, as I said, stop talking about Patrick Star cooking Spongebob's house. Add Butterfinger to Orlando? Wtf. THATS A CANDY BAR. You hate sugar, wait you love old people? What? Pedophilia. Oh you want to write something down?

I DONT LIKE OLD PEOPLE 😦 WHAT THE CARP DUDE???? -me 😁😁😁 (brycicle711)

Bryce likes old people guys, you saw it yourself (/j)

BRYCE, MARKIPLIER WOULD NOT HAUNT ME IN MY SLEEP, MARKIPLIER IS NOT IN MONSTERS INC AND WOULD NEVER BE, IM NOT SCARED OF MARKIPILER, STOP TALKING ABOUT THEORIES THAT MARKIPILAR BEING IN MOSTerS INC, MARJKPILAR WOUSL NNOT BE MY SCARER; Tf SULLY WOULD NOT BE JACKspIC EYE, IM NOT BOO, MARKPILAR IS NOT RANDALL, I WOULD NOT BE IN MONSTERS INC, YOUR NOT THE NEW MATPAT.

STOP TALKING ABOUT SOCIAL STUDIES

bryce is writing down their story

okay okay so pov you're kid named micheal in the year 3016 and hes doing a history lesson about an acient creature way back a couple thousand years ago and micheal figures out that that creatures name is markiplier. would you be scared shitless? me personally i would drop out. markiplier scares the carp outa me. OH WAIT you know who else scares me shitless?

jerma. -Bryceywicey 👹👹😁

who the fuck is jerma. Bryce wtf.

guys did you hear that steve jobs died of ligma. the first thing that popped into my head when I finished drawing this was dr. octavius brine from penguins of madagascar. that and austin powers for some reason.

this is why we cant have nice things.

i want him gone.