THESIS IT | Lemons

THESIS IT | lemons

🍋 Description: “When life gives you lemons, make cocktails! It doesn’t solve any problems, but then again neither do lemonades. Besides, it has the word cock in it, just like what the Bangtan boys have on them. So, why don’t you just suit yourself?”

🍋 Genre: a rom-com with tons of sexual tension and eventual smut from a mix of: university!au, medicalshit!au, roommates!au, music!au, cafe!au (Looks a lot, right? but trust me it’s just the right mix of chaos) NSFW, 18+

🍋 Pairing: BTSxYOU; (OT7xreader)

🍋 series playlist ; series trailer

✏ Complete Chapters:

the wholesome arc: intro to BTS | dopamine | limonene | norepinephrine | norepinephrine2.0 | irisin |

the not-so-wholesome-arc: *ghrelin | *leptin | aldosterone | *cortisol | cortisol1.0 | cortisol2.0 | cortisol2.1 | cortisol2.2 | cortisol2.3 | *cortisol3.0 |

the real-chaos-begins arc: citrulline | epinephrine | epinephrine2.0 | *melatonin | *melatonin2.0 | kisspeptin | kisspeptin2.0 | *ghrelin2.0 |

the oh-shit arc: endorphin | endorphin2.0 | *endorphin3.0 | estrogen | *estrogen2.0 | androgen | *androgen2.0 |

the aww-shit arc: oxytocin | *glucagon | *glucagon2.0 | *serotonin | *serotonin2.0 | *serotonin3.0 // fin

mini drabbles:

(↯) 21.5 | waking up with Bangtan-prechaos (☁)(❂)  

(↯) 22.5 | on the flipside of T A L K  T O  U S ! ! gc (☁)(❂)  

(↯) 28.5 | *masquerade ball bonus (❣)(☁)

(↯) 32.5 | *valentine ice cream cake (❣)(☁)

(*) indicates smut

⌦ A/N: This fic is one heck of a roller coaster ride. Please do not copyright.

⇢ Interlogue: “I messed up big time and I need your help,” Taehyung in his puppy eyes confesses but you could only groan, sick and tired of all his shenanigans.

“Well, guess what? You’re not getting any,” you huff before turning your back on him, heading towards the door.

You’ve been so stressed out with your life and all the fuss that’s happening to you that you don’t have any time for the other shits he do. Living with seven different guys has been driving you insane, plus, the obvious stupidity of yours for reopening your coffee shop despite the crappy situation you’re already in. And right now, you just can’t take it anymore.

You’re fully decided to storm out but all of a sudden, he gives out three little words that make you freeze in place.

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MASTERLIST

DRABBLES - aka heavily unedited nonsense

OT7

Office CEO au - you work for seven CEOs who have called you into their office due to a complaint {fluff + angst + smut}

Chapters in chronological order: 10.5 -> 12.5 -> 4-6, 8.5 -> 13.5 -> 1-3 -> 7 -> 7.5 -> 8 -> 9 -> 10 -> 11 -> 12 -> 13…

Complaint

Mediation

Resolution

Blush

Play

More

Affection 7.5. Bicker

Jealousy 8.5. Envy

Interview

Resignation 10.5 Recruitment

Appraisal

Assessment 12.5 Endearment

Performance 13.5 Error

Royal/Bodyguard au - your bodyguards became your best friends and you couldn’t imagine your life without them {fluff + angst} [complete]

I want you to stay

If you leave

Stuck with you

Is there somewhere

At least I have you

When I knew

I love you for infinity

Our little love | Mafia/Soft Yandere au - you were sent to do your job you didn’t expect to fall in love {fluff + angst}

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Bleeding butterflies | Vampire au - a drop of your blood was worth that of a thousand people, but they would never allow another being to have a taste {fluff + angst + smut} [moodboard 1, moodboard 2]

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7 7.5. Bonus Chapter

Part 8

Part 9 9.5. Bonus Chapter

Part 10 10.5 Bonus Chapter

Part 11

Part 12

Part 13

Kim Namjoon

Eyes Closed - you decide to leave your boyfriend but he was not going to let you go {yandere + angst}

What’s a soulmate - {part of the petal universe} Part two

Kim Seokjin

When the sun rises - {part of the petal universe}

Types of love - unrequited love sucks ft. Jungkook / housemate au {angst + fluff}

Min Yoongi

Love isn’t enough - you can’t say yes {angst}

Before the rain pours - you’ve pissed your boyfriend off {Yandere + Angst}

7.5 Bicker - part of the CEO au {fluff}

Jung Hoseok

Im not a toy - you couldn’t do it anymore {angst}

I can’t betray you - [moodboard] it didn’t matter that you weren’t together anymore, or how bad your break up was, it didn’t matter that he was the Kingpin, they couldn’t make you betray him {angst} Part two, Part three, Part four

Park Jimin

I’ll spend a lifetime getting over you - you thought you could handle him getting married to someone else {angst}

Harbouring a hybrid - in a world where hybrids were hunted and terminated, you would do anything to protect yours / hybrid au {fluff + angst} Part 2, Part 2.5, Part 3, Part 3.5, Part 4

Kim Taehyung

Petal - your soulmate pretends you don’t exist / mafia + soulmate au {angst} part 2 - but you don’t want to let him go {angst} part 3 - a shot was fired the day you met, it just took its time to reach you {angst} part 4 - this may be the finale [complete]

Love in colour - you live in a world where you can only see colour when you fall in love {fluff}

Hollow Moon - You were bound to the alpha by the Moon, tradition dictated the way your souls were tied together, but you didn’t want a mate, you only wanted your freedom {angst}

Jeon Jungkook

I’ll love you until you love yourself - he spiralled into a dark abyss since you left him / ex lovers au {angst}

Types of love - unrequited love sucks ft. Jin / housemate au {angst + fluff}

Can’t live without you - he had to do it, you were going to leave him {yandere} Part two , Part three

... maybe more coming soon

(Decided to make a masterlist just so I don’t lose where anything is in this mess called Tumblr)

min yoongi fic rec list (Ⅳ)

here’s a list of my all time favourite yoongi fics, please show lots of love and support to these amazing authors and their blogs, leave a heart and reblog for others to find or even leave a message/feedback under their posts I know they would appreciate hearing from you, some of these fics contain smut so no minors allowed!feel free to send and share any fics you’re reading or would like to recommend ♡

a- angst s- smut f- fluff

series

monachopsis by @personasintro f s a (husband’s brother au deals with infertility)

the sweetest devotion by @yoongphoria f s a (idol au exes to lovers secret pregnancy)

Signed in Black by @yoon-kooks f s (soulmate au bad boy au)

fear and dumplings by @softyoongiionly f s a (slow burn college au rapper yoongi)

run in by @silhouetted-beauty f s a (mafia au)

run in: fate (sequel) by @silhouetted-beauty f s a (established relationship)

unexpected by @noona-la-la-la s a

insemination wars by @prolixitae s (marriage au)

falling into sin by @dilfsugaaa f s a (yandere au)

cut me open by @hayjeon (married couple doctor au)

just pretend by @darlingwoes f s a (single dad au)

like a butterfly by @krreader f s a (single dad)

countermelody by @bonvoyagenoona f s a (enemies to lovers friends to lovers)

domestic yoongi by @bluewhale52 f s (marriage au parents au)

mortalised by @aquagustd f s a (dilf yoongi best friends to lovers)

the english teacher by @missbickerbocker s a (idol au)

heartbeat by @xbaepsae s a ft. Jungkook

one last time by @myooniverse f s a (divorce au)

competitive advantage by @hisunshiine f s a (enemies to lovers)

shoot your shot by @yoon2k f s (college au fuck buddies basketball au)

wildest moments by @joonbird s a

one-shot

next door by @personasintro f s (neighbours au)

Stay High by @personasintro f s a (exes au)

hot enough by @soft-sarcasm s a (college au fuckboy au friends with benefits unrequited love)

seasons change by @taetaesbaebaepsae s a (break up)

lab partners by @jungblue s (high school au lab partners au)

Virulent by @honeyedhoseok s a (troubled lovers au)

Warm Waters by @borathae s a (established relationship au)

Certain Things by @jeonsjiddies f s (friends to lovers)

Bent Will by @chimoona s (Dom yoongi bratty reader)

One Chance by @out-of-jams f (college au strangers to lovers)

nine months from now by @softlyjiminie f s a (un-expecting parents au parents au)

Take One by @untaemedqueen f s (strangers to lovers au)

cream and suga by @snackhobi f s

Mic Drop by @ve1vetyoongi f s a (rapper yoongi)

see you undo it by @ve1vetyoongi s a (break up au)

a bit much by @ddaengtae s a (college au enemies to lovers au)

no choice (next to you) by @gukyi f (college au, frat boy au, neighbor au, enemies to lovers au)

lining’s silver by @sketchguk​ f s a (college au idiots to lovers au enemies to lovers au)

a world alone by @sketchguk f s a (modern vampire au street racer au bad boy au fwb au)

okay, bloomer by @luxekook f s a (strangers to lovers au)

p.o.v by @jtrbluv f a (soulmate au)

the couples package by @pars-ley f a (fake dating au friends to lovers au)

the velvet vampire by @junghelioseok s a (vampire au)

i’ll always love you by @seokra a (idol au established relationship au)

iced americano, to-go by @ppersonna f s (boyfriend au)

stay home by @joojoobi f s (husband au)

lipstick on my satin sheets by @aquagustd f s (strangers to lovers college au)

all i want for christmas by @hayjeon f (single dad ceo au)

first love by @jungnoir f a (best friend au unrequited love)

bad habits by @sugakookitty f s a (fuck boy fuck girl exes to lovers)

this christmas by @suga-kookiemonster s a (exes au road trip)

↬looking for other myg fics or the other bts members check out my library

House of Hope

Pairing: OT7 x Reader, OT7 x OT7 (ot6 x namjoon)

Details: hybrid!bts, a/b/o dynamics, asexual!reader, anxious!reader, american!reader, polyamory, prejudice, found family

Summary: Your best friend offers you a job as a caregiver for seven hybrids.

Warnings: This is a fictional story based on real events. The characters presented here are not the same as their real life counterparts.

[currently posting!]

Part 1

Prologue: got it

Chapter 1: let’s go to the mall

Chapter 2: driver’s license

Chapter 3: scenting

Chapter 3.5: that’s my ego (Namjoon POV)

Chapter 4: what’s a rut-partner?

Chapter 5: pre-rut

Chapter 6: grooming

Chapter 7: potential mate

Chapter 8: daisy chains and drunkards

Chapter 9: hybrid flu

Chapter 10: touch

Chapter 11: a death in the family

Chapter 12: dissociating in Daegu

Chapter 13: inheritance…

*

Part 2

Chapter 14: save me

Chapter 15: Namjoon’s theory

Chapter 16: surrounded on all sides

Chapter 17: confessions

Chapter 18: kisses

Chapter 19: how do you like your eggs?

Chapter 20: the more you care about someone, the more they can hurt you

Chapter 21: shelter

Chapter 22: at the dance

Chapter 23: boundaries

Chapter 24: what happiness is

Chapter 25: pack grounds

Chapter 26: trusting yourself and others

Chapter 27: a history of self-denial

Chapter 28: recovery is a process (and not linear)

Chapter 29: acceptance and rejection

Chapter 30: Jimin on the front line

Chapter 31: this moment is ours

Epilogue: a lot to think about

masterlist

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♡ - smut ☁️ - angst 💌 - fluff

last updated -> 2022 Feb 12

➙ SERIES

daddy jk [♡💌]

↸ family au | domestic

⇒ SUMMARY | a series of drabbles following the lives of married dilf jk & mom oc

affluenza [♡☁️]

↸ gossip girl au | rich kid au

⇒ SUMMARY | Trust funds, scandals, and a whole lot of secrets. With you in the center of it all.

➙ ONE-SHOTS

prima notca [♡☁️]

↸ royalty au | king!jungkook | virgin reader

⇒ SUMMARY | It was a tradition that had started with his father as a way to consolidate his power deemed jus primae noctis: the right of the first night. The lords would watch him claim the woman they would spend the rest of their lives with physically, and their pride would fall at his feet.

aren't we all sinners? [♡]

↸ sacrilege | ghostbusters!jk, nun!reader

⇒ SUMMARY | ghosts in a church was as normal as sinners in a confessional. so normal, you didn't bat an eyelash when the local ghostbusters were called in yet again for another job. what did bat your eyelash, though, was one ghostbuster in particular. and he was about to find out just how a confession works.

fatal attraction [♡]

↸ horror | jennifer's body AU | virgin!jk | succubus!reader

⇒ SUMMARY | “You’re killing people?” “No. I’m killing boys.” aka. Jeon Jungkook is in for the night of his life when the most popular girl in school asks him to the dance. But there's an evil lurking in the town, something that might lead to his death - and the worst dance ever.

↺ DRABBLE [1] [2] + ▷ PLAYLIST

➙ DRABBLES

cocked and loaded [♡]

↸ crime au | pwp

⇒ SUMMARY | detective jeon catches you in a shootout right before you escape your group's most recent heist

easter bunny [♡]

↸ church au | sacrilege | pwp

⇒ SUMMARY | church youth group leaders Jungkook & oc are nowhere to be found during the Easter picnic!

swap me(a)t ft. yoongi [♡]

↸ sugar daddy!AU | college bf!AU | pwp

⇒ SUMMARY | best friends share everything. even their sugar daddies.

competitive side ft. Namjoon [♡]

↸ threesome | shy!jungkook | pwp

⇒ SUMMARY | Rushing off to basketball practice mid-makeout session, your fuckbuddy Kim Namjoon leaves you stranded in his apartment. So who’s he to complain when you wander into the next room and find your needs fulfilled by his shy roommate, Jungkook?

➙ MISC DRABBLES

➙ SERIES

your eyes tell [♡💌☁️]

↸ royalty au | infidelity | forbidden relationship

⇒ SUMMARY | he knew it was wrong. he knew he could pay for it with his life. but how could he stop, when your eyes sought his and baited true passion in its throe?

daddy tae [♡💌]

↸ family au | domestic

⇒ SUMMARY | a series of drabbles about dilf!taehyung and mom oc

➙ DRABBLES

secret parts of Fortune [♡]

↸ secret relationship | 16th century au

⇒ SUMMARY | oh to be young and in love and sneaking around with your lover, and to have filthy dirty sex in a hotel room.

do it better [♡][20+ audience]

↸ age gap | infidelity | roleplay

⇒ SUMMARY | you've been begging your boyfriend to roleplay with you for ages. and it's not that he was exactly against the whole concept of role play, you just had one particular scenario you've been wanting to act out since the start of your relationship. and it was about to get... dilf-y.

fix me [♡💌]

↸ Howl!Taehyung | Studio Ghibli AU

⇒ SUMMARY | your wizard boyfriend is down bad. he says a spell's gone wrong, and there's only one way to fix it.

➙ MISC DRABBLES

➙ ONE-SHOTS

the spoiled daughter [♡][20+ audience]

↸ age gap | infidelity | stepcest

⇒ SUMMARY | your mom's new boyfriend should be extremely annoying to you. With all his smiles and laughs, and trying to bond with his new step-daughter. He should be the bane of your existence. Trying to avoid him like an Olympic sport. Except he wasn't. And that was the problem.

temple of adonis [♡]

↸ mythological god AU | adonis!jimin | mortal!reader

⇒ SUMMARY | Swearing your life to serving as a priestess in the Temple of Jimin, your city’s patron god, was no easy duty – especially made difficult when you have a run-in with the coquettish god.

➙ MISC DRABBLES

➙ SERIES

the father, the son,... [♡][20+ audience]

↸ infidelity | age gap | boyfriend's dad!namjoon

⇒ SUMMARY | you were supposed to be sleeping over at your boyfriend's house, but when you get up in the middle of the night for a glass of water, you find yourself in arms that are much bigger.

➙ ONE-SHOTS

like a pirate [♡]

↸ fantasy au | pirate!namjoon, mermaid!reader | enemies to lovers

⇒ SUMMARY | Your eyes trailed up the tall body of the human that had dared stepped close to you. Your teeth bared as you met his eyes. His woefully cruel and boasting eyes. Kim Namjoon.

➙ DRABBLES

34 + 35 [♡]

↸ established relationship | pwp

⇒ SUMMARY | why is the song 34 + 35 so motivating for namjoon to work out to? what gives?

magic happens ft. Yoongi [♡]

↸ idol!AU | threesome | pwp

⇒ SUMMARY | "come to my studio, magic happens..." - All Night by BTS ft. Juice Wrld

T-K-UGH! ft. yoongi & hoseok [♡]

↸ boxer!au | rapline gang bang | pwp

⇒ SUMMARY | "let the best man win." a.k.a rapline is about to have a boxing match, and you, the ring girl, is caught in the middle (part two of a series)

competitive side ft. Jungkook [♡]

↸ threesome | jock!namjoon | pwp

⇒ SUMMARY | Rushing off to basketball practice mid-makeout session, your fuckbuddy Kim Namjoon leaves you stranded in his apartment. So who’s he to complain when you wander into the next room and find your needs fulfilled by his shy roommate, Jungkook?

➙ MISC DRABBLES

➙ SERIES

swan-body come get her [♡][20+ audience]

↸ age gap | infidelity | dance teacher

⇒ SUMMARY | your dance instructor, hoseok, was tougher on you than anyone else. whether that was because you were his little prodigy, or a teacher's pet, who knows? except everyone knows, and everyone eyes you with envy at the after class activities you two get up to.

➙ ONE-SHOTS

earned it [♡]

↸ sugar daddy | stripper AU

⇒ SUMMARY | Dark lights, oiled skin, and a pole. It's your forte. Though, the customer you're entertaining tonight may just be more than you bargained for.

▷ PLAYLIST

➙ DRABBLES

body challenge [♡💌]

↸ established relationship | pwp

⇒ SUMMARY | you try to get your boyfriend to do the body challenge on tiktok with you, but you both fail for... reasons

working girl [♡][20+ audience]

↸ age gap | boss!hoseok, intern!reader

⇒ SUMMARY | you would never wanna be on the receiving end of hoseok's wrath. but now that you are, your boss is gonna make sure you know where you stand at your performance review.

T-K-UGH! ft. yoongi & namjoon [♡]

↸ boxer!au | rapline gang bang | pwp

⇒ SUMMARY | "let the best man win." a.k.a rapline is about to have a boxing match, and you, the ring girl, is caught in the middle (part two of a series)

➙ SERIES

shoot your shot [♡]

↸ college au | fwb | basketball star!yoongi

⇒ SUMMARY | Yoongi and you had a very clear agreement; no strings attached and don't tell anyone. But what happens when those lines start to blur and you find yourself falling for the star basketball player? And worse, what if he's crazy about you too? (⇢ continuation of game face)

▷ PLAYLIST

spoiled brat [♡][20+ audience]

↸ age gap | dad's best friend!yoongi

⇒ SUMMARY | when your dad's best friend from college moves in next door, you think it's a punishment for all the times you used to sneak out across the neighbor's lawn to the getaway car. Little do you know that it's actually a blessing in disguise.

boyfriend series [♡][💌]

↸ domestic | some canon-compliant

⇒ SUMMARY | a drabble series of min yoongi boyfriend moments

➙ ONE-SHOTS

devil's playthings [♡]

↸ royal au | forbidden relationship

⇒ SUMMARY | For a man at court, especially at Yoongi’s standing, remarrying was essential and highly expected; even though the man had heirs and his lineage was assured, a wife was a political move, and a highly coveted one. None of this slipped the young princess’ mind, her sharp eyes on the much older man. But Yoongi should be careful—“for Satan finds some mischief still for idle hands to do.”

↺ DRABBLE + ▷ PLAYLIST

➙ DRABBLES

game face [♡]

↸ college au | fwb | basketball star!yoongi

⇒ SUMMARY | The next time Yoongi scores, he turns around with a smirk, pointing right at you, mouthing your name. You roll your eyes.

magic happens ft. Namjoon [♡]

↸ idol!AU | threesome | pwp

⇒ SUMMARY | "come to my studio, magic happens..." - All Night by BTS ft. Juice Wrld

lola [♡]

↸ basketball!AU | pwp

⇒ SUMMARY | Even though you're not wearing the space jam shirt and two ponytails, Yoongi still notices.

swap me(a)t ft. jungkook [♡]

↸ sugar daddy!yoongi | age gap | pwp

⇒ SUMMARY | best friends share everything. even their sugar daddies

T-K-UGH! ft. namjoon & hoseok [♡]

↸ boxer!au | rapline gang bang | pwp

⇒ SUMMARY | "let the best man win." a.k.a rapline is about to have a boxing match, and you, the ring girl, are caught in the middle (part two of a series)

➙ MISC DRABBLES

➙ SERIES

daddy dearest [♡][20+ audience]

↸ age gap | infidelity | best friend's dad

⇒ SUMMARY | your best friend's dad seokjin takes very good care of you

➙ ONE-SHOTS

here comes santa claus [♡]

↸ holiday | domestic | a twist

⇒ SUMMARY | Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even mouse. Except, of course, the man in the suit. Seokjin Claus was coming to town, and he had more than just milk and cookies left out for him tonight.

➙ MISC DRABBLES

➙ SERIES

dilfs in malta [♡☁️]

↸ age gap | infidelity | poly au

⇒ SUMMARY | seven of the highest executives at BigHit Industries take a company business trip. Who knows what they'll get up to, or who they'll meet there.

dilf world! [♡☁️💌]

⇒ masterlist of all dilf content. these stories are not in the same universe nor are a linear series outside of their own universes.

➙ DRABBLES

basketball boyfriends [♡💌]

how bts kisses [💌]

nofacetober 2021 [♡💌]

bts as doja cat songs [💌]

➙ GAMES

most likely to...

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Let Me Hold Them Masterlist

An OT7 series that includes mxm, threesomes, open relationships, polyamory, and angst.  Please read at your own discretion & the warnings on each chapter.

Let Me Hold Them - Namjoon Ft. Jungkook

Summary: Jungkook is interested in seeing your nudes.

The Kim Line - Namjoon Ft. Seokjin & Taehyung

Summary: Before Namjoon allowed Jungkook to see his girlfriend’s nudes, the Kims were part of her birthday surprise, being the first to see Y/n fully naked

In The Studio - Yoongi Ft. Namjoon

Summary: After your birthday surprise, Yoongi gets a visit from you at his studio.

Between Us - Jungkook Ft. Jimin

Summary: Jungkook gets caught being naughty at practice, which leads to Jimin joining in on the fun.

The Truth

Summary: Namjoon announces your relationship with Jungkook to the boys.

A Little Bit Dangerous - Jimin Ft. Hoseok

Summary: After being caught in a compromising position with Jimin, Hoseok finds out what’s been going on between you and the boys.

Let Me Hold Them…Again - OT7

Summary: True feelings are revealed after several encounters.

Caress - Namjoon

Summary: Namjoon buys you a new toy and shows you how to use it.

Curiosity - Namkook 

Summary: Jungkook is curious about your new toy, so you show him how it works.

“Hi Daddy” Texts (M): OT7

“If I Were A Worm…” Texts (M): OT7

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