Y/N, On The Phone: Can You Buy Me Ice Cream From The Store?

Y/N, on the phone: Can you buy me ice cream from the store?

Bucky: It's 3am

Y/N: So is that a yes or...

Bucky: You're a grown adult, do it yourself

Y/N: I knew you never loved me

Bucky: I fell—

Y/N: From heaven?

Bucky: No, I literally fell—

Y/N: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Bucky: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Y/N: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

Y/N: Why doesn’t Wanda find me sexy when I bite my lip?

Bucky: What do you look like when you bite your lip?

Y/N: [bites lip]

Bucky: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

Tony: What the hell is wrong with you?

Y/N: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.

FUCK IRON MAN THREE TONY STARK WILL ALWAYS HAVE HIS ARC REACTOR IN MY HEART

Hydra will always choose cyborgs over androids.

Of course they will, androids don’t bleed.

Sure, cyborgs scream when you cut the rest of their arm off and they beg for their mother and when the pain is bad enough they pray incoherently for god to take them and sure, an android won’t try to escape and won’t have dreams and nightmares and memories that leak back in no matter how much you fry the brain out of their skull but androids don’t bleed.

Sure, cyborgs ask questions and wish on shooting stars and beg and regret and wake up screaming from nightmares, but androids don’t bleed.

When you kill an android, it doesn’t let out a rattling breath and look peaceful as it finally escapes decades of violence and brainwashing and pain. When you kill an android, it doesn’t thank you. It doesn’t haunt your every dream, like the cyborg who breathes his breath which is really a last sigh of relief as he dies.

Hydra won’t choose androids.

Androids don’t bleed.

A cyborg will bleed himself to make up for what’s been done to him.