Y/N, On The Phone: Can You Buy Me Ice Cream From The Store?

Y/N, on the phone: Can you buy me ice cream from the store?

Bucky: It's 3am

Y/N: So is that a yes or...

Bucky: You're a grown adult, do it yourself

Y/N: I knew you never loved me

Tony: What the hell is wrong with you?

Y/N: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.

civil war where everything is the same except team cap/team iron man are rivaling baseball teams!!! this was so fun to make like you guys don’t even KNOW, this was shamelessly inspired by sports animes

everyone gets along except steve and tony who take their rivalry too seriously

Steve Rogers, my husband (fictional character I'm in love with) is celebrating his 106th bday with me (minding his own business in a casket) and we're having so much fun on our date (I'm obsessing over him in catfa)

If Tony Stark has a hundred fans I am one of them.

If Tony Stark has ten fans I created the club.

If Tony Stark has one fan its me.

If Tony Stark has no fans on earth I'm dead.

If Tony Stark still has fans when I'm dead it's because Hel is the new Tony Stark fanclub.

Tony: I need suggestions for the baby’s middle name

Peter: Bob

Tony: It’s a girl

Harley: Boob