Why Is He So Pretty - Tumblr Posts

This is Coconut, he is a rotund man, I refer to him as Don Coco.

The problem I have is that I don't know what he is exactly.

He is Goober with a small tail and chunky paws, he's also very pretty.

I dont know what he is, but Gloobus is the rotund

OKAY BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT MIKEY WITH BRAIDED HAIR?????

LOOK AT THIS DUDE

CASS WHY ARE YA DOING THIS TO ME

[121/547] — until we meet again, jungkook ♡

WELCOME BACK JIN 💜

he’s TOO pretty im gonna eat my fist

Watching the Desolation of Smaug for the first time

please tell me that other people think Legolas is hot and it’s not just me. He’s such a pretty boy, but he can fight. Help

if this isn’t channeling your “Even’s an artist feelings” then I don’t know what you’re doing with your life (so inlove with him!!)

January 10, 2018

hoseok ♡ run bts ep.142

I Thought i was Over this Man

AND OH BOY! HOW WRONG I WAS

HE'S SO PRETTY AND I WOULD SWALLOW AN ENTIRE HAIRBRUSH TO EVEN LOOK AT THIS MAN.

OH AND THE HAIR! OH MAMA😩☝️

I AM A HARRIE BUT OH BOYYYYYYYYYY I'VE GOT A SPOT IN MY HEART FOR MY BABY LUKE AND IT WILL STAY THERE FOREVER.

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND I REALLY NEED TO KNOW IF HE IS REAL BECAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY AS TO WALK THE SAME EARTH AS HARRY STYLES AND LUKE HEMMINGS

+!!!!

LIVE A ONE DIRECTION ERA AND A 5SOS ERA, I WAS ALIVE FOR FETUS HARRY AND LHH

Frat boy harry 😩

AND LONG HAIR LUKE AND FRAT BOY LUKE OH MY FUCK!

I feel blessed to have lived through this and That

OH JSUTSDFDGEBEHEHDUDUEJEE

Clearing out my camera roll 8863/?

pretty boy harrington 💖

STOP WHY

Gorgeous gorgeous man

ive been dead for a day or so lmao i frogot

it was sports day.

my crush and i were on the same team. he sat next to me.

and grabbed my fucking wrists i have no idea how i am still fucking alive!! my classmates bullied me for liking him by calling him a moose bc he has a long face.

My dream is to win the Champions League. There isn’t a forward in this country who’s good enough for my passes. I simply was born in the wrong country.

ITOSHI SAE in BLUE LOCK ep. 2 かいぶつ ⬟ monster

Have I played baldurs gate 3? No. Do I want to? Probably. Am I absolutely and completely in love with that stupid vampire bitch Astarion? YES???

Michael Sheen as Miles Maitland (Bright Young Things, 2003)

there’s 13 types of biases:

1. the bias that makes you go HOLY GUACAMOLE WHY ARE SO CUTE PROTECT THEM

2. the one that turns you into a hard stan and makes you whisper “i need holy water” every time you see them

3. the one that makes you wonder how is it even possible to be so damn beautiful and has you wondering if they are even fucking real probably not

4. “I WANT TO MARRY THEM AND HAVE TWENTY KIDS WITH THEM THAT LOOK JUST LIKE THEM AND NOTHING LIKE ME SO OUR KIDS LOOK LIKE GODS AND WILL HAVE 879 DOGS AND 765 CATS AND-”

5. the one you fell in love with because of their mind. is THAT bias that makes you wish you could have deep conversations with at 3am sitting in a rooftop looking at the sky and just listening to them talking ‘bout the way they see life

6. THAT bias that makes you cry 24/7 'cause they work so hard, they are so kind, care so much, are so sweet, chased their dreams, started from the bottom and now they’re here, cries when they win, when they talk about other members/their fans, etc. you cry for them just because they fucking breATH

7. bias who’s got your favorite voice in the world. you could listen to them singing, talking, making weird noises and burping 25/8 and you would NEVER get tired. you fall asleep listening you their solo tracks or a compilation of them sneezing

8. you freaking love how silly they are. makes you laugh the hardest even when you’re fucked up and hate your life. makes you laugh so loud everyone looks at you wondering if something is wrong with you or you just high af. in every try not to laugh challenge kpop vers. you lose when they appears, even if they’re just standing there doing absolutely nothing

9. AESTHETICS. every time they post a pic you scream at your phone/computer “INSTAGRAM NEEDS YOU BITCH”. you wish you were as aesthetic as them. you attempt to it, you fail. you probably have them as your lockscreen

10. THAT BIAS THAT GOTS YOU WELL FED. posts 24/7 so you spend 24/7 jumping to get your phone every time you get a notification 'CAUSE IT COULD BE THEM. you wonder if they are trying to kill you, they probably are but you don’t complain

11. THAT ONE BIAS THAT MAKES YOU A STARVING HOE. post once a year, are probably shy/don’t talk too much in vlives or shows but they can also be sometimes the loudest and you thank god for every time they give you a sign they are still alive. when they are strangely active for more than two days you go ?????????????????? and think they’re just feeding you 'cause they plan on dissappearing for the next 100 years you right

12. YOUR BABY. it’s not like “the cute one”. you want to take care of them, don’t want nothing bad to ever happen to them, defend them with your life. don’t you dare insult them, their fans will literally kill 'cause “their babies only deserve love”. you want to keep them in your pocket and protect them from this cruel world. never a hard stan for them, just soft soft soft

13. THE ULTIMATE BIAS. it’s a mix of all the above so you just sit there and question what the fuck you are doing with your life and why the hell you’re so obsessed with someone you don’t even know/why you have so much mix feelings 'for them. you’re their hoe, their mum/dad, their best friend, their wife, their girlfriend, the mum/dad of their children, their doctor, their security guard, their babysitter, their sister/brother and even their fucking grandma/grandpa

[NICO] pre season training camp 19.09.2024

baby's first postgame - 9/10/24

I just wanna thank every artist who has ever drawn akaashi keiji in a snapback. He's just...*chef's kiss*