Bugboi-connor - BugBoi_Connor

Baby, would it be so odd?

Summary: My submission for the first day of Fizzarozzie Week 2024! Chosen prompt: Relationship firsts

Notes: Fizzarozzie, Relationship firsts, fluff, misunderstandings

Ozzie grabs his arm and Fizz sniffles and lets himself be turned around, though he doesn’t remove his face from where it’s hiding. “Fizzy, I’m sorry, I think there’s been some confusion. I… I didn’t invite you over to have sex.”

“Why not?” Fizz croaks out, peeking out from his hiding place slightly and staring up at the sin. Asmodeus is clearly concerned, even Ram and Bull look upset as they peer down at Fizz on either side of the sin’s head. “Why would you invite me over to not fuck me?”

Oz shrugs, attempting to look casual. “Well… you’ve been really busy these last few weeks, and I wanted to spend some time with you. I missed you.”

Fizz huffs, rubbing at his eyes. “If you missed me then why didn’t you bend me over the first thing we saw the moment we got here?”

“I said I missed you Fizz, not your body, though of course I missed that as well. But I was more interested in getting to catch up with you! Hear about what you’ve been up to, give you the rundown on the club while you’ve been away. Make you something proper to eat, I know you always eat like shit when you’re stuck with Mammon.”

Fizzarolli stares up at Ozzie, confusion clear on his face. “You really missed me? Like. Just me, as I am?”

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Tickles at the end of a bad day just to go to bed with a smile on my face

you know that post that's like "if thinking naruto would be proud of you for brushing your teeth gets you to brush your teeth go for it" well today i texted my friends and asked them to pretend to be wizards sending me on a grand quest to eat lunch and buy hand soap and it worked so well i put a load of laundry in and did the dishes too so. i don't know what the lesson is here but maybe give that a try

Refuge.

Remember to also refill your prescriptions so you don't run out!!!

you heard him