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How I Defeated A Level 20 Enemy At Just Level 5 In DnD
How I defeated a level 20 enemy at just level 5 in DnD
Me, playing a water genasi: hey dm, does either enemy have an open wound, bleeding and whatnot?
DM: yeah, one of them.
Me: ...I cast destroy water to drain them of their blood and blow them up.
The rest of the party: *various screams of joy*
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if vampires can't come inside without permission does that mean that you can just keep riding that thang and they can't um . yknow
Baby, would it be so odd?
Summary: My submission for the first day of Fizzarozzie Week 2024! Chosen prompt: Relationship firsts
Notes: Fizzarozzie, Relationship firsts, fluff, misunderstandings
Ozzie grabs his arm and Fizz sniffles and lets himself be turned around, though he doesn’t remove his face from where it’s hiding. “Fizzy, I’m sorry, I think there’s been some confusion. I… I didn’t invite you over to have sex.”
“Why not?” Fizz croaks out, peeking out from his hiding place slightly and staring up at the sin. Asmodeus is clearly concerned, even Ram and Bull look upset as they peer down at Fizz on either side of the sin’s head. “Why would you invite me over to not fuck me?”
Oz shrugs, attempting to look casual. “Well… you’ve been really busy these last few weeks, and I wanted to spend some time with you. I missed you.”
Fizz huffs, rubbing at his eyes. “If you missed me then why didn’t you bend me over the first thing we saw the moment we got here?”
“I said I missed you Fizz, not your body, though of course I missed that as well. But I was more interested in getting to catch up with you! Hear about what you’ve been up to, give you the rundown on the club while you’ve been away. Make you something proper to eat, I know you always eat like shit when you’re stuck with Mammon.”
Fizzarolli stares up at Ozzie, confusion clear on his face. “You really missed me? Like. Just me, as I am?”
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Fuckin' Finally
(a post-Apology Tour Helluva Boss fanfic in which Blitzø seeks comfort from Fizzarolli and they watch MLP:FiM. surely that is all that occurs to warrant an Explicit rating. yup. no filthy gay sex here, nope. *coughs*)
2650 words, a nice lil snack of smut with a side of Feels™️ for all youse perverts.