What The Ker-Friggin-Fluff?!#$?!?

What the Ker-Friggin-Fluff?!#$?!?

Me so angry. Lady Ma says I in trouble and not playing outside with Abel for today, maybe more days.

She has no rights. I'm free range, I'm my own bun, You Hairless Creature!!!

Here's what happened: I was adorably hopping around my yard, all majestic like, when I noticed this gorgeous brown and black fur ball of feisty, watching me. I gives her a show then. I lay long with my bountiful booty up in the air. I hope around and show her all the land that is my domain, I'm practically royalty if you count the yard space as my kingdom. She watches me. She almost stalkerish cause she can't get over how attractive and manly I is. She follows me, but from afar. Her and I are REALLLLY into each other. I play it cool. I do my own thing,while allowing her to bask in my awesomeness, from afar. We is like a fairy tale...two neighbors in love. Our parents keeping us apart. Frens, do you support true love ??

Please tell me Lady Ma how it is important I am able to connect with my love. She will not know why I suddenly gone from my kingdom. I need to be free to grow and make tiny Bun Jovi 's....

#BunJovi #LoveAtLast #SheFeisty

Hiiieee. Now don't freak out. I've been waiting in this car for hours for someone to get in.

Can you drive me to the salad store? I'd be grateful. I won't poop in the car.

#BunJovi

I love love loooove the name of your bunny!!!

Thank you ever so much!!!

Uhhhh how is I, a most handsome and majestic AF bun, keep getting restricted? ***ThUmP***

Book of faces, yous make me do angry thumps. ***dOuBlE tHuMp***

Stop denying the humans and creatures in the world wide web all of my glory. People in sad countries need to see me floofiness to know that it's gonna be okay. ***tHuMp***

In the words of the iconic Millie Vanillie (The Original Lipsync Champs) "Blame it on the rain, and look to Bun Jovi's face to ease the pain".

When it's dark outside, and you forgot to pay the PG&E so it's dark inside too, think of me. I'll be the light for you. It like the heavens move the clouds aside so angels can follow me with their lord-like spot light when I hop in the yard. Wherever I go, love, light and poops, will surely follow.

So, book of faces (though I have never seen one of them) please understand the disservice you do when you try and silence me. It isn't good for our existence. Be kind to the world, Book of faces. ***THUMP***

Now I gonna play more on the Tumblr!!

#BunJovi

We need to talk.

Why do you humans get 3 meals a day, and unregulated snacking, when we only gets 2? Is there an animal food union? Who sticks up for our rights?

We has no posable thumbs. We are at your mercy!! Us has demands. We are built to graze.

I'd like to formally request yous plant me a snack garden, with all my favorite foodies: banana tree (a dwarf one so i can reach them), salad plants, dried mango plants, ritz crackers, parsley, snapped peas and maybe surprise me. Abel would like a bark-activated snack machine, likes a slot machine but when he barks it pours a few yummy treats.

Abel, my pup, and I, Bun Jovi Adventure Bun ExtraordinHare, are taking a stand.

#IfYouEatWeEat #BunJovi

bunnies !