Uhhhh How Is I, A Most Handsome And Majestic AF Bun, Keep Getting Restricted? ***ThUmP***

Uhhhh how is I, a most handsome and majestic AF bun, keep getting restricted? ***ThUmP***

Book of faces, yous make me do angry thumps. ***dOuBlE tHuMp***

Stop denying the humans and creatures in the world wide web all of my glory. People in sad countries need to see me floofiness to know that it's gonna be okay. ***tHuMp***

In the words of the iconic Millie Vanillie (The Original Lipsync Champs) "Blame it on the rain, and look to Bun Jovi's face to ease the pain".

When it's dark outside, and you forgot to pay the PG&E so it's dark inside too, think of me. I'll be the light for you. It like the heavens move the clouds aside so angels can follow me with their lord-like spot light when I hop in the yard. Wherever I go, love, light and poops, will surely follow.

So, book of faces (though I have never seen one of them) please understand the disservice you do when you try and silence me. It isn't good for our existence. Be kind to the world, Book of faces. ***THUMP***

Now I gonna play more on the Tumblr!!

#BunJovi

What the Ker-Friggin-Fluff?!#$?!?

Me so angry. Lady Ma says I in trouble and not playing outside with Abel for today, maybe more days.

She has no rights. I'm free range, I'm my own bun, You Hairless Creature!!!

Here's what happened: I was adorably hopping around my yard, all majestic like, when I noticed this gorgeous brown and black fur ball of feisty, watching me. I gives her a show then. I lay long with my bountiful booty up in the air. I hope around and show her all the land that is my domain, I'm practically royalty if you count the yard space as my kingdom. She watches me. She almost stalkerish cause she can't get over how attractive and manly I is. She follows me, but from afar. Her and I are REALLLLY into each other. I play it cool. I do my own thing,while allowing her to bask in my awesomeness, from afar. We is like a fairy tale...two neighbors in love. Our parents keeping us apart. Frens, do you support true love ??

Please tell me Lady Ma how it is important I am able to connect with my love. She will not know why I suddenly gone from my kingdom. I need to be free to grow and make tiny Bun Jovi 's....

#BunJovi #LoveAtLast #SheFeisty

In the morning, sometimes me Lady Ma holds me up like the Lion King and hollers "Pennnnnssssyyyyylllvaaaannniiiiaaaaa"....from our front porch!!!

Then she carefully sets me down to go play.

She thinks she is a funny lady.

#BunJovi #MomGotJokes

The Buns buns will see you now.

Oh where o where has my true love gone? O where o where can she be?

You'd think this is me right now, but tisnt. This is me a few days ago, when I had all my legal freedoms to come and go as I Bun well pleased.

Nows when I go outside I in small, stupid little playpen with 4 foot high walls. I hasn't seen, or smelled, me true love in days. What if she has thought be to be unalive? Or worse, that I forgot her.

Me so angry at me Lady Ma and Skin Daddy.

Frens, I need a plan. I must get to my luscious, feisty fur lady and be able to confess that I will allow her to shower me in all the loves I rightfully deserve. That she may lick the dirts from my furs and snuggle me on cold winter days, shielding my studly body from the cool breeze. For her, I'd allow these things.

Le sigh.... This was when I had my freedoms. Now I am a prince in a locked, and barred, castle.

#BunJovi #TrueLove #PrisonCantHoldMe

It's about that time again... "Who you need me to kill, Boss?" - The Jovi

#BunJovi #MurderBun