Incorrect Bluelock Scenarios (8)

Incorrect Bluelock Scenarios (8)

Chigiri & Aryu putting on a silk bonnet before they go to bed:

Isagi : y'know you guys are putting stuff on your head that came out of a worms ass

Shidou: yall know what else came out of an ass-

It's actually impossible to explain jjk to someone who hasn't read the manga. Girl wdym the current inhabitant of the main character's mentor's boyfriend's body fucked the main character's dad and carried him for 9 months in that villainussy?? Do you need me to call the mental asylum is that what this is

Incorrect Bluelock Scenarios (9)

Isagi, through gritted teeth: your brother and daddy issues are showing Rin

Rin who's staring him down in the middle of the field: I hope you die before you reach nationals

Isagi gasping: you did not just go there-

Bachira: omg he just went there

Kaiser: would the both of you stop flirting already and get on with the match, Shidous going to get blue balls

Women in STEM (Smut, Trauma, Enemies to lovers, Masquerade balls)

friend: [sends me screenshot of my own fic on ao3 in the wild]

end scene.

Incorrect Bluelock Scenarios (7)

Shidou, Karasu, Kaiser & Bachira at 2:30am: Know what to do every time you have a horrible day, I'll eat that sausage all day like it-

Rin, Barou & Isagi slamming their doors open: SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP ALREADY

Otoya putting on 'Welcome to the internet': now for the outro ;)