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Incorrect Bluelock Scenarios (#4)

Isagi who has just been woken up: F**K you, f**k your mum, f**K your mother's mum and every other mum that has mummed!

Bachira tearing up: but you said to wake you up at 9am

Isagi realising who woke him: oh my goodness, not you darling, I was talking about Kaiser, I would never curse your lineage of mums

Kaiser standing at the door: fuck your mum's too ig

Isagi grinning: Ikr they're a**h***s

Incorrect Bluelock Scenarios (#5)

Nagi: anyone want some weed, Reo ordered too much

Isagi: hell yeah! Gimme

Nagi who just gave Isagi and Reo a bag of weed for free: it's $20 an ounce btw

Rin mumbling while getting the money: you fcking rip-off

Shidou: I told you guys he was an ass

Sae: you say that everyone's an ass

Incorrect Bluelock Scenarios (#6)

Isagi: what's love to you guys?

Rin: a waste of fkn time

Bluelock: mood

Isagi: Rin, my love, please move out of my way in the next match

Incorrect Bluelock Scenarios (7)

Shidou, Karasu, Kaiser & Bachira at 2:30am: Know what to do every time you have a horrible day, I'll eat that sausage all day like it-

Rin, Barou & Isagi slamming their doors open: SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP ALREADY

Otoya putting on 'Welcome to the internet': now for the outro ;)

Incorrect Bluelock Scenarios (8)

Chigiri & Aryu putting on a silk bonnet before they go to bed:

Isagi : y'know you guys are putting stuff on your head that came out of a worms ass

Shidou: yall know what else came out of an ass-

Incorrect Bluelock Scenarios (9)

Isagi, through gritted teeth: your brother and daddy issues are showing Rin

Rin who's staring him down in the middle of the field: I hope you die before you reach nationals

Isagi gasping: you did not just go there-

Bachira: omg he just went there

Kaiser: would the both of you stop flirting already and get on with the match, Shidous going to get blue balls

Incorrect Bluelock Scenarios (10)

*Isagi choking Kaiser out after he made a perverted comment*

Kaiser: hel..p me-

Sae who was just walking by: you're on your own you perverted blueberry

Ness: ooo can I have a turn? Ive been practicing :)