Please Dont Ask My Opinion. Im An Unreliable Source.

Please don’t ask my opinion. I’m an unreliable source.

Saying “wow my voice is terrible.” To an ‘empty’ room so that the ghost haunting me doesn’t think I actually believe I sound good.

Cringing at things you’ve said or did in the past indicates you’ve matured since then

Insomnia hack: Spotify sleep timer but you repeat every lyric in your head till you sleep. It prevents you from thinking because you are focusing on something that doesn’t require lots of brain power so you can sleep easier. Only takes me 30 min now. When I started it took 2 hours.

Bonus tip: don’t use rap. The words are too fast and can make you focus harder. Use slow pop or indie for best results.

The amount of jealousy and betrayal I feel when someone else is getting along better with my dogs is no joke.

Shut up trapezoid