Not Today Logic And Rational Decisions.

Not today logic and rational decisions.

My love language is giving gifts. I don’t spend any money on them though, they’re just a rock I really liked, two leaves, and a washed spaghetti sauce jar.

I love strawberry flavoring but not real strawberries.

Pint rhymes with mint and you can’t stop me.

You know that thing where you have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other, and you can hear them giving you advice at crucial moments? Yeah, mine invited some friends from neighboring pantheons over, and now I have a jazz band.

Pro tip: name your child after the actual word or phrase for the grim reaper in another language, then talk about this country since the day they are born in order to get them obsessed with it. Later they may try to visit it or speak to natives, watch with pleasure as your hard work succeeds.