Not Today Satan - Tumblr Posts
Is “oh fuck” an emotion
Me: *applying chapstick in my underwear at night* Something: *makes a loud noise* Me: Hm how about no. Not today, Satan.
When your pet comes in to aggressively wake you up but you're already awake so they just lay on your lap.
Worse yet...
That moment when you go start a load of laundry and a legit LIVE BEE falls out of your BTS shirt...
Not on my fucking christian minecraft server you don’t-
This bitchass knows what he’s doing look at that fucking smirk my god he’s so hot I feel attacked
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The Splendid Angharad and Capable be like...
I don’t remember why I would save the link to this picture - finding it years later whilst cleaning up my PC. It’s from some sort of Internet Archive ... it’s from 1930 and it’s called “mma legs of nude hollywood” and I still thinks it’s beautiful ... well, maybe i should go into it some day ... but not today. I already did a lot of cleaning. I’ll go on from here tomorrow ...
The Killer
So I was hanging out with some friends last night, and for whatever reason, we got onto the subject of whether or not we sleep with the bedroom door closed. Apparently it's safer in case of fires? But it turns out that most of my friends keep their bedroom door closed because of concerns about The Killer, aka, a person breaking into their house at night with the express intention of murdering them.
For the purposes of this poll, "I share a house/apartment" is for situations where you have your own bedroom, but there are other people living with you; "I share a bedroom" is for situations where there is another person sleeping in the same room.