Bruce Wayne Week 2021: Day 1: Gothic

Bruce Wayne Week 2021: Day 1: Gothic

Oliver leaked this photo of sophomore Bruce to the press, bc no one believed him that Mr Billionaire Brucie was a goth theatre kid

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Bruce Wayne Week: Day 2: Identity

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Tim sometimes wished Bruce was more like Brucie at home. Fun, care-free, etc. But alas, he supposes he should just enjoy the Brucie moments at the office- like right now.

Bruce cleared his throat and stood up, face morphing into a bright and airy smile. He grabbed the projector clicker and type something into his computer. They had been brainstorming how they could find the elusive Batman, hoping he'd agree to let them fund him, besides having Gotham's protector's support would look good on paper.

"Thank you all for coming to this meeting," bruce started, "now to start this off I'll give my presentation first..." The man clicked a button and Tim almost choked at the title, wondering where this would all lead.

'Who I, Bruce Wayne, Think Batman Is: A List."

"Right, okay, first off we have Lex Luthor. Firstly he's rich and I've never seen batman and him in the same room together. Second, I know he's a villain but, that's kind of the perfect disguise. Third, he's bald...so helmet hair isn't a problem for him-"

Tim was going red in the face, trying hard to keep his laughter quiet.

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The only DC character we should be making sluttier and sluttier is not Harley, but in fact Bruce.

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