Remember: Suicide Is Cowardice. Outlive Your Enemies.

Remember: Suicide is cowardice. Outlive your enemies.

Satan, probably

Also. Murder is against the law. Don't murder yourself or you'll get arrested.

@sir-ramic @energylessartist @theultimatefloorskittle @twoarrsandonesea @stargazer-luna @stonerwizardsandwitch @queermarzipan @crownamedblue

sigh. i cant believe im doing this.

if this gets 8k notes by the first week of october ill promise to stay alive one more year.

the notes are broken 😂

I am, quite simply, a dragon. Named Cactus.

reblog if you are your url

😀🥝

I think I'm a happy flightless bird endemic to New Zealand

@crownamedblue @energylessartist @sir-ramic @theultimatefloorskittle

tag game!

Your last emojis are your gender

🇺🇲👍

Uh

@erikaskblog @fymo-blogs

And then it comes back later. Like, if the moss is slippery, you find yourself unable to climb that stalagmite. If your sword is broken, you get some small metal chips to throw at enemies. People speedrun this game choosing the hardest options possible.

Ooh I just got an idea. It's not text-based, as I initially assumed, but more like an RPG. When you enter an area or talk to someone, a text box pops up, and you can see the area or your character change as you choose the options.

The moss becomes green after you choose the option. The old man's smile loses his sincerity as you choose the option.

This could be really good.

game idea where you choose and influence your own narrative by picking adjectives

"An old man walks up to you. His smile is [Toothy]/[Wide]/[Forced]."

"Your sword is [Sheathed]/[Drawn]/[Broken]."

"[Green]/[Luminescent]/[Slippery] moss clings to the side of gray rock."

I can hug you! And I WILL!

@crownamedblue @toastedpotatoes @stargazer-luna

Making a chain cause why not!? Hdisiwisjs

Put your name/nickname in the Character Headcanon Generator and see what you get!

Link!

Erm...so-

@starsinthenigth @mxnaceo @duckp0t + Anyone who wants to do it! (No pressure)