I Keep Telling Myself, "one Day When You Are Older Everything Will Make Sense".

I keep telling myself, "one day when you are older everything will make sense".

Now that I am older I realize that nothing makes any sense and time is a man-made construct. And we are man.

What am I doing anymore lol who let me be in charge

Anya should not have been as heart wrenching of a character. Holy shit.

photography was invented to take pictures of cats

sorry if i was weird the other day i'm but a conduit for powers as terrible as they are strange

I have uncontrollable gas and no one can stop me

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