Callistoangel - CallistoAngel

Yeah I love manipulating my friends for my own gain, the gain is called "hanging out", obtained via such cruel tactics as "showing interest in stuff they like" and "being generally complimentary and charming"

Poor fella can't get a break

A chair was lobbed at him

I had a dream where a guy was trying to eradicate all sharks and I was chasing him down like I was a detective. When I finally caught him I asked him why, why kill shark :( ? to which he replied "sharks are against my religion" and then he got absolutely decked by this thresher shark, I mean, this thing sent him to the stratosphere in one swoop

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

Hiya guys, welcome to my cooking tutorial. You will need: 1 cup of ants, easy bake oven :)

Don't get me started

This show

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