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9 months ago

Zero Day Blinkies!

Zero Day Blinkies!
Zero Day Blinkies!
Zero Day Blinkies!
Zero Day Blinkies!
Zero Day Blinkies!

Original blinkies, feel free to use!

(credit is optional)

9 months ago
Why Do All Zero Day Fans Listen To KMFDM
Why Do All Zero Day Fans Listen To KMFDM
Why Do All Zero Day Fans Listen To KMFDM

Why do all Zero Day fans listen to KMFDM

Shut me down Save me from myself Shoot me up Let me burn in hell

Anarchy - KMFDM

9 months ago

Bro my last post was not that good wtf

Bro My Last Post Was Not That Good Wtf
9 months ago

Can u make a bunny stimboard with bunnies and guns

thinks sure

Can U Make A Bunny Stimboard With Bunnies And Guns
Can U Make A Bunny Stimboard With Bunnies And Guns
Can U Make A Bunny Stimboard With Bunnies And Guns
Can U Make A Bunny Stimboard With Bunnies And Guns
Can U Make A Bunny Stimboard With Bunnies And Guns
Can U Make A Bunny Stimboard With Bunnies And Guns
Can U Make A Bunny Stimboard With Bunnies And Guns
Can U Make A Bunny Stimboard With Bunnies And Guns
Can U Make A Bunny Stimboard With Bunnies And Guns
9 months ago

I love Andre I love Andre I love Andre I love Andre I love andre

9 months ago

cal’s parents never allowed him to watch spongebob as a kid. his mom thought it was annoying, and his dad didn’t want him getting his humor from something so unfunny. when him and andre become friends, andre always put on spongebob. he thinks it’s fucking hilarious and explains certain easter eggs in episodes because him and his brother watch the show constantly.

cal becomes obsessed with the show, asking to watch it every time he goes to the kriegman house. when he reaches ninth grade and is allowed to have a tv in his room, he watches spongebob before bed every night. his parents still hate it but can’t stop their son from watching the dumb show.

9 months ago

would u ever do an andrew blaze mouse themed stimboard ,,,,,

yeah sure :-)

Would U Ever Do An Andrew Blaze Mouse Themed Stimboard ,,,,,
Would U Ever Do An Andrew Blaze Mouse Themed Stimboard ,,,,,
Would U Ever Do An Andrew Blaze Mouse Themed Stimboard ,,,,,
Would U Ever Do An Andrew Blaze Mouse Themed Stimboard ,,,,,
Would U Ever Do An Andrew Blaze Mouse Themed Stimboard ,,,,,
Would U Ever Do An Andrew Blaze Mouse Themed Stimboard ,,,,,
Would U Ever Do An Andrew Blaze Mouse Themed Stimboard ,,,,,
Would U Ever Do An Andrew Blaze Mouse Themed Stimboard ,,,,,
Would U Ever Do An Andrew Blaze Mouse Themed Stimboard ,,,,,
9 months ago

i need to print out a bunch of zd images and put them all over my amp.. zd bass amp....


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9 months ago

ANDREW BLAZE STAMPS N PIXELS OR STICKERS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

hi heres yer andrew stamps and favicons. sorry for the delay i was super busy today lol.

ANDREW BLAZE STAMPS N PIXELS OR STICKERS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
ANDREW BLAZE STAMPS N PIXELS OR STICKERS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
ANDREW BLAZE STAMPS N PIXELS OR STICKERS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
ANDREW BLAZE STAMPS N PIXELS OR STICKERS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
ANDREW BLAZE STAMPS N PIXELS OR STICKERS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
ANDREW BLAZE STAMPS N PIXELS OR STICKERS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
ANDREW BLAZE STAMPS N PIXELS OR STICKERS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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ANDREW BLAZE STAMPS N PIXELS OR STICKERS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
ANDREW BLAZE STAMPS N PIXELS OR STICKERS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
ANDREW BLAZE STAMPS N PIXELS OR STICKERS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
ANDREW BLAZE STAMPS N PIXELS OR STICKERS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
ANDREW BLAZE STAMPS N PIXELS OR STICKERS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
9 months ago

Andre Kriegman stim board???????

-🔫🎒 Andre

oh yes i will do this here heart

Andre Kriegman Stim Board???????
Andre Kriegman Stim Board???????
Andre Kriegman Stim Board???????
Andre Kriegman Stim Board???????
Andre Kriegman Stim Board???????
Andre Kriegman Stim Board???????
Andre Kriegman Stim Board???????
Andre Kriegman Stim Board???????
Andre Kriegman Stim Board???????
9 months ago

My Zero Day Au!

this AU started out as a list of headcanons but eventually I got carried away and it evolved into an AU!

A quick warning, this list includes NSFW, some violent mentions, and Caldre! be careful!!

ftm Cal

Cal is taller than Andre

subdre. no comment.

Cal has dissociation problems, he never feels like he's centered and mentally *there* when he's around people, but when he's alone or with Andre he's able to ground himself and actually think

if they were to have the option to escape after zero day and live their lives afterwards as a different identity, Andre would take it, Cal wouldn't.

Andre has a HUGE soft spot for animals. Cal is indifferent. Cal doesn't view animals as sentient, living beings. He's not heartless, though. He still had love for animals, especially Mel, he just has a hard time comprehending that they're conscious.

Andre has chronic pain, it centers in his waist down and eventually gets a service dog for mobility and emptional regulation. He had to quit all sports he was in because of it. He still has a hard time coping with it.

Andre is embarrassed of his sd, often telling it to lay down and then walking away. He eventually realizes why he has it, and goes back to get it. He never goes far in the first place, mostly just meanders around the room, area, or house for a bit before going back.

Andre has anger issues, consistently has outbursts in class and storms out.

When Andre walks out, his adrenaline makes him more mobile, so he often forgets to get his sd. his sd trails behind him, poking him with it's nose and pawing him, trying to calm him down. Andre walks for a while before getting to a private area, sitting down, and only then letting his sd help him.

Cal walks absurdly fast, Andre hates him for it.

Cal cuts his shirts at the neck, and then never wears the shirt again because he hates how it makes him more feminine. Andre beats him up over it, saying how if he just didn't want the shirt, he could've gave it to him. Cal says something about how he wants the shirt still, it's a good shirt that he likes, he just doesn't like how it's cut at the neck now. Wording it like it's a design choice. Andre drops the conversation before he has an outburst.

Andre fell for Cal first, Cal fell for Andre around 3 months later.

They never really established a relationship, their friendship just slided from being platonic to being slightly more than that to "Hey are we, like, dating?"

Cal likes pda, Andre doesn't. Cal is also into exhibitionism, Andre isn't. Cal never acts on it, just highly praises it. Andre doesn't even entertain the idea.

Cal got Andre started on za, Cal admits he's got a *small* problem, while Andre mostly just doesn't care either way.

Cal is more of a smoker, Andre is more of a drinker.

Cal is on 7 million medications, always switching them up. Even his doctors can't keep up on what he's on, what dosage, etc.

Andre, on the contrary, is on maybe 2 medications, one of which being Advil. he just counts it as a medication because he wants to relate to Cal, failing miserably.

Cal listens to Lana Del Rey. Guilty pleasure.

Cal texts with about 10 million emojis, Andre uses proper grammar. Capitalization, punctuation, the whole nine yards.

Cal has a pet tarantula named Spike after the my little pony character.

Andres sd is named Sascha, and she's a girl. Despite Sascha Konietzko being a boy.

Cal and Rachel are cousins. Rachel often playfully threatens Cal with "IM TELLING YOUR MOTHER" if she doesn't get her way. Cal takes her a bit too seriously and gets genuinely mad at her over this, yelling at her.

Cal has bpd and adhd.

Andre has flat foot, scoliosis, and chronic pain. nomatter how many tests they do, they can't find out where the chronic pain comes from.

Andre is a germaphobe. Cal is the opposite. Cal will touch a bathroom door handle and lick his hand. Andre goes through two bottles of bath and body works hand sanitizer per month.

Andre has HFA (high functioning autism). this often causes him to not understand social queues, making it even harder for him to make friends. Another reason why he has Sascha.

Both Andre and Cal have paranoia, always scared someone's listening in, reading their minds, planting hearing devices on things they own, etc. They feed off eachother, making eachother even more paranoid.

Andre has mild visual hallucinations, Cal has mild auditory hallucinations.

Cal has vocal stims. he likes repeating things. he'll repeat something Andre said a million times., he meows randomly, he clicks his tongue, hums, etc.

Andre and Cal play in the rain together all the time, i stole this from someone sorry, only difference is Andre HATES wet dog smell, so he'll leave Sascha on whoevers porch has an overhang so she doesn't get wet. She sits and watches them play, watching Andre very closely. When he starts doing something she knows will hurt him, she'll start barking at them and pawing at the air. Andre coos at her and gives her a treat.

Cal HATES Sascha. With a passion. He says she's big, dumb, gets in the way, and is a collateral for audio trackers. Andre gets extremely mad at Cal over this and has yelled at him multiple times for dissing her.

Sascha and Mel get along really well and often cuddle with eachother!!

Sascha is a Golden Shepherd, all black, with a couple gold spots on her hips. Cal calls them her cutie marks.

Rachel loves Sascha, having to hold back from petting her every time she's around Andre.

Andre is known as "the guy with the dog" in school, he hates it. He can't wait for Zero Day so he's not known as that anymore.

Sascha hates guns. When the boys would take Sascha to their shooting spot, Sascha would circle Andre and growl at Chris, or anyone really, when they were holding guns. When Andre would get his hands on one, she would go back to normal, but continue snarling at other people with them.

Cal's younger siblings love Sascha, cuddling with her and holding her all the time when she's off-duty

Andre was a party animal, Cal was a home body. Andre fucking *loved* parties, always dragging Cal along to them, before the Zero Day plan really fell into play. after that he kinda died down and muted his interests, becoming more dull and flat as the day got closer. In the end, Andre was a pure ball of anger and frustration. Cal never changed.

Cal enjoyed living in the moment, Journaling, listening to more whimsical music, sitting by the creek and watching the water.

Cal got dysphoric really easily. He'd end up in tears over how his shirts fitted him, if they showed too much chest. Andre bought him a binder after his parents were skeptical, always scared of the side effects.

Cal was actually really popular, he was just really odd and peculiar and when he started to get close to people, he started to freak people out with stims. He was more of a drifter friend that way.

Cal LOVES roller-coasters. especially small fair ones. He loves the danger. Andre loves roller-coasters but in a safe way.

Andre likes romcoms. Cal found out and never leaves him alone about it.

☆Andre falls for internet bait WAYYY too easily.

Both of them secretly sleep with teddy bears and can't sleep without them or without eachother. They never told eachother.

The Gabriel's made sure to bury Cal with his teddy in-between his hands. The Kriegman's were actually very civil with the Gabriel's and agreed to have them buried next to eachother, but refused to have them share a headstone. (in death Andre and Cal were fucking FUMING over this.) Andre's mom snuck Andre's teddy into his coffin.

Andre and Cal swapped dog tags before Zero Day. Andre wanted to trade with Sascha's, but Cal said "it's not the army of three it's the army of two"

Andre would always joke about Sascha being included in the army of two and often had to correct himself from saying the army of three instead of the army of two.

Andre never turned down a dare. He did it, nomatter how outlandish and dangerous it was. He got hurt multiple times.

Andre and Cal are both blanket hogs and often wake up to them fighting over the blanket.

Cal can do really cool flips on a trampoline. Like, it's absurd.

Andre didn't know how to bond with Cal's siblings at further so he just showed them a bunch of magic tricks and then acted like he'd known them forever.

☆ - inspired / stolen from Caldrea

Cal and Andre would talk so much shit about people it was like a middle school girls sleepover.

♧ Cal is also a huge metal head. Been to every metal concert in the area, even if he didn't know the band. He used to drag Andre around to them, but when Andre got Sascha he had to stop going.

Cal has a doodling problem, will doodle anywhere and everywhere. He's amazing at graffiti. Andre will often spend hours at the sink washing off Cal's doodles. not before he got a video of them though. Cal stick n poke's so many tattoos into his body that he couldnt wear shorts anymore.

♧ inspired / stolen from bottledkriegman

♤ Andre would play the knife game in the back of class when he was in middle school.

Andre was actually very popular in middle/elementary school, he only got picked on by the older kids.

Cal heavily procrastinates his school work, and ALWAYS copies off of Andre. Andre doesn't really mind, and even takes notes specifically for things he knows Cal would need.

♤ 4792beretta inspired / stolen ones lol

Andre would stomp up to his room but close the door really quietly. Cal would do the same thing but he'd just slam the door.

Andre always closes doors by turning the handle, closing the door, then twisting the handle back. Andre got mad at Cal all the time for "slamming doors". Really, Cal was just closing them normally.

Andre is a fucking whiney bitch. he'll bitch and moan and complain about something FOREVER. He also holds grudges.

Before Andre got Sascha, he was HUGE into sports. He loved track, he loved swimming, he loved soccer. Him and Cal actually met while playing soccer.

Andre and Cal are in an established relationship, but they don't act like it. They think it's 'cringe'.

NSFW WARNING!!!

Anyway, Cal is a horrible kisser. He ends up giggling or kissing with his teeth or something and Andre gets extremely mad at him over it, but never expresses it.

Cal is surprisingly good at giving head though, in contrary to his kissing skills. Andre asks him how the fuck he can give better head than he can kiss.

Andre is so awkward in bed. It often doesn't work out because Andre makes it so awkward it's a turn-off. He'll just start talking and eventually they're just sitting there naked on the bed having a chat about spaghetti or something.

Sascha gets anxious when Andre kicks her out of the room to have sex with Cal. She'll scratch at the doors, whimper, and eventually just lay there with her back to the door all sad.

Sascha doesn't go off-duty necessarily. She's always by Andre. She alerts him on or off duty, and refuses to leave his side unless commanded to.

Cal is hypersexual, Andre is demisexual. Cal will often initiate but Andre will just tweak the fuck out and shut down for a bit. Cal is always guilty about it. Andre will also never initiate anything, so Cal HAS to initiate it. Andre has told him to initiate it. It's really just a 50/50 if Andre will reciprocate or tweak the fuck out.

Neither Andre or Cal put labels to their sexualities, but Andre is a cis man and Cal, as labeled before, is a trans man.

When Cal and Andre met, Cal wasn't out yet. They met playing soccer in elementary. They only got close after Cal came out in middle school.

Andre didn't know Cal was trans until they first had sex. Andre, being oblivious, just thought Cal was really feminine when he was younger. Andre was VERY shocked. Cal was very confused on how Andre didn't know beforehand. Andre had to take a break and contemplate for a bit, sitting on the edge of the bed holding his face in his hands. Cal thought he wasn't going to accept him, but after a minute or two Andre just turned to face Cal, and acted like nothing fucking happened and still took him to pound town lmfao

Cal has suggested the idea of having sex while high or drunk, Andre refuses because he deems it to be rape, doesn't matter if their in a relationship or not. "Intoxicated people cannot consent."

NSFW OVER!!!

Andre is the definition of the ☹️ emoji sometimes.

Andre and Cal fake role play. Cal will just say some shit like "eats your toe." and Andre will reply with "DUDE WHAT THE FREAK!! THAT WAS LITERALLY MY hashtag TOE!!!!!"

Cal will FaceTime Andre crying because he dropped a bagel on the floor and is sad about it.

Cal will also FaceTime Andre when he doesn't know how to do something.

for example; He'll call him and Andre will pick up on the most peculiar predicament. Cal will look into the camera, tears streaming down his face, flip the camera onto whatever is his grievance now, and Andre will sigh and explain it to him. Cal will then fumble with the phone for a second before flipping the camera again, millennial pausing, and giving him a thumbs up with a toothy grin, tears still streaming down his face.

Cal used to pick his nose and eat it as a kid.

Andre either loves or hates being touched. Cal is a big toucher. Drake levels of touching coming from Cal and occasionally Andre. when Andre doesn't like being touched but Cal wants to cuddle, him and Cal will lay side by side as a form of bonding that'll still put them in close proximity, and keep both of them in their comfort zones.

Cal does this thing where during class activities that involve whiting things on white boards, he puts the edgiest thing ever on it and waits for the classes reaction. Nobody knows it's him that does it.

These were written before I decided Zero Day hasn't happened yet.

Andre took Sascha with him to Zero Day. She followed him around during the shooting, jumping occasionally at the loud noises. Cal goes to shoot her on multiple occasions, but changes his mind before the trigger was pulled on her because, a, what if Andre needs her, and b, Cal is still an animal lover in the end.Sascha almost stopped Andre from shooting himself at the end of Zero Day. he had to send her to a bookshelf and lay her down in order to get her out of the way. Cal asked him, "can I shoot her now?" and Andre replied "Abso-fucking-lutely not. Don't even try."After Zero Day, Sascha unlearned all her training from the ptsd, retired, and is now the Gabriel family dog, along with Mel. the Kriegman's didn't want her or Mel after the shooting. Sascha is mostly deaf, but if she does hear a loud noise she'll run to Cal's room and curl up under the bed for hours.Mel, after police came to investigate Andre's room and Andre nor Sascha came back, stopped leaving Andre's room. Not even to go to the bathroom or eat. The Kriegman's had to gut Andre's room afterwards. Not like they wanted to keep anything anyway. Nobody got to inherit anything from his room. No reporters were allowed to see his room, only police.When police got into the library, they found Sascha beside Andre, cuddled up to him between him and Cal. they thought she was dead until she lifted her head to look at them and snarl at them. when Paramedics came in, one handled her and brought her out of the school. She had unlearned her training at that point, the only hassle with her was getting her away from Andre's body.Sascha was planned to be put down before the Gabriel's came to collect her. the Kriegman's wanted nothing to do with her. "wasted money."Cal's death was taken with a lot more emotion from his family than Andre's was with the Kriegman's. Cal's parents were on site in the span of 30 minutes. the Gabriel's mourned with all the other families before it got out that Cal was one of the shooters. After that, some of the other families turned on them and started to isolate them. Others continued to mourn with them, encouraging the others to do the same. They all lost children that day. the Kriegman's didn't even show up. They knew it was Andre the second they found out there was a shooting. His mother was more emotional than his dad in the grieving process.

this is getting wayyyy too long so I'm gonna stop here and make a part 2 later!!

Thank you for reading!

9 months ago

Andres big beautiful brown eyes… whatever you want princess

9 months ago
Nagindre
Nagindre
Nagindre
Nagindre

nagindre ⚰️

9 months ago
Zd Angst Doodles
Zd Angst Doodles
Zd Angst Doodles

zd angst doodles💔

9 months ago

You guys should play minecraft and roblox with me btw <3

You Guys Should Play Minecraft And Roblox With Me Btw
You Guys Should Play Minecraft And Roblox With Me Btw
You Guys Should Play Minecraft And Roblox With Me Btw
You Guys Should Play Minecraft And Roblox With Me Btw
You Guys Should Play Minecraft And Roblox With Me Btw

9 months ago
The Guy I Did In Class So It Looks Like Crap But

The guy i did in class so it looks like crap but

10 months ago

I like when zero day artists draw Andre tan. Like yes! That’s a tan boy if I’ve ever seen one

10 months ago

guess what im not dead 😱😱

10 months ago

i need to draw andre again...

10 months ago

Hcs!

- Cal is ALWAYS stretching. When he gets up from bed, he stretches, when he gets up from a chair, he stretches, when he yawns, he stretches...

- Cal has a really elastic body, he can do the weirdest shits and Andre is always weirded out or fascinated (depends in which situation, obviously)

- Cal has really dry lips. He always is wearing chapstick to not chew his own lips off

- Andre is a limp bizkit listener.

- They both HATE kids.

- They're both bisexual

- Seeing Andre cry is something Cal has only seen once or twice in YEARS. That man hardly cries, and when he does Cal starts crying too

- Whenever Andre is feeling sad, he just hugs Mel. He hugs her until he's feeling better, and she seems to notice because she doesn't leave his side

- Cal can only cry when Andre's with him. He simply can't when he's with other people or alone. Everytime they're talking about something deep, Cal just starts silently sniffing and sobbing, he can't help it.

- Andre hates to admit it, but the times he finds Cal the prettiest is when he just woke up, crying or just cried or f out.

- Cal is the type of guy to never ask for his own food. He will beg Andre to take a bite of his food even though sometimes Cal doesn't even like what he's asking for. When Andre knows Cal isn't going to like it, he gives him a bite. When he knows Cal is going to like it, he eats it as fast as possible.

- Andre is a fast eater, Cal is a slow eater.

- Cal is always touching Andre in one way or another. His legs on Andre's thighs while they're sitting, his head on Andre's shoulder, his hand on Andre's pocket, getting Andre to piggyback him, getting Andre to carry him like he is some sort of princess...

- the only food they share is ice cream

- Andre usually has to carry Cal because he fell asleep or because he's just really tired.

-Cal's toys are now his siblings toy's.

- Mel follows Andre EVERYWHERE. Even when he's taking a shower she's sitting patiently on the toilet

- Andre is REALLY stubborn. If he thinks one thing, you could never make him change his opinion.

- They can never go to restaurants because of Cal. He never likes the food. So Andre just takes him to McDonald's and Cal is the happiest ever

- Whenever someone is playing with his hair or running his fingers through it, Cal just melts

- Andre broke a kids arm and another kids nose as a kid

- Cal had a broken tooth when he was a kid

- Andre's haircut is a grown buzzcut

- Cal basically lives in Andre's house too, he even sleeps there even though Andre's working

10 months ago
My Girlfriend That I Love Made Me Watch Zero Day 2003 Last Night And I Spent All Day Drawing These Guys

my girlfriend that i love made me watch zero day 2003 last night and i spent all day drawing these guys that i hate

10 months ago

andre and cal sneaking out of andres house at 2 am to go raid the local 7/11 for snacks...


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10 months ago
Firstpodt Hi Guys
Firstpodt Hi Guys
Firstpodt Hi Guys
Firstpodt Hi Guys

firstpodt hi guys 🤤🤤