LMAO THE MOMENT

LMAO THE MOMENT

if you do not look at this post I will find you

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

I just love Deku and Hatsume’s dynamic and friendship(?)

Bro hasn’t recovered from this.

My headcannonnnn

Guys I believe this snake will cure me

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

My fault???? I think not

Ahem-

Look at that

Hope the link works

IZUKU IN LINGERIE??!?

YALL I NEED TO SLUT HIM OUT I NEED TO BEND HIM THE EFF OVER NEOW. I FEEL LIKE IM GOING FERAL. LOOK AT HIS GORGEOUS AS MY GLORIOUS LUMINESCENT KING. HES SO EFFING BEAUTIFUL LOOK AT HIM IN THAT FRILLY LIL DRESS AYAYAYAAYAYAYAYYA I NEED TO DESTROY HIM. I NEED TO HAVE HIM WITHERING BENEATH ME, SHAKING AND BEGGING, SOBBING AND HICCUPING, ON THE VERGE OF PASSING OUT FROM IMMENSE PLEASURE TO THE POINT IT HURTS, DESPERATELY RUTTING FOR MORE DESPITE THE SLIGHT TINGE OF PAIN. I NEED HIM TO BE AN ABSOLUTE EFFING WHORE FOR ME. LITERALLY CRYING DYING WOBBING SHAKING, LIKE I NEED HIM BROO.

TO THE BEDROOM, TO THE SHOWER, TO THE KITCHEN FLOOR, TO THE TABLE, THE COUCH, THE BALCONY, AGAINST A WALL, ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER, ON THE DRESSER, IN PUBLIC, IN THE BACKSEAT IF THE CAR. EVERYWHERE.

NO STOPPING, NO BREAKS, ALL NIGHT LONG, TIL THE SUN RISES AND SETS ONCE MORE. THERE WILL BE NO FORCE ON THIS EARTH THAT COULD PRY ME OFF OR AWAY FROM THIS MAN.

Thank you.