HOLY MOTHER OF CODDD

HOLY MOTHER OF CODDD

I went to the movie theatre to watch that new transformers movie with my family, and in the trailer before it, was the new MHA movie, You’re next. So I had a wonderful minute looking at that masterpiece of a trailer, full screen, and Izuku being a wonderful hero and his emotions, and that ✨fine✨ ass of his, and just AUGHHHH

WELL HELLO THERE

You just wanna bite his abs. But wearing cropped clothes does cause some problems. Mainly you glaring at any female who looks at his toned muscular torso for more then a minute.

While you’re all for showing him off, (the prettiest pretty boy ever), if some chick approaches him, while you’re right there, and tries to flirt with him, you immediately take his arm, and lead him somewhere else, flipping the other girl off.

“Bitch ass, mf-“ and other curse words as you grumble under your breath and poor boy doesn’t know why you pulled him away. Whatever. She can’t have him.

And a lovely remainder and assurance that Izuku Midoriya is yours, are some bite marks on his neck, and torso 😋

HENFNSKXNCNFM

We should normalize men wearing crop tops 🙏

Beautiful reference 👌

Abdkxkdnd- I was rewatching a Transformers Movie, then I started thinking about an au how Izuku and everyone else would look as autobots and the LOV as deceptions. Then I started thinking of a robot au, where everyone is just robots with feelings. Like the normal plot of MHA but everyone’s a robot. (Instead of being quirkless, Izuku doesn’t have a special ‘element’, which is unique to every robot)

THEN I started thinking about MHA in the Murder Drones universe. Basically Izuku is an incompetent Disassembly Drone, along with his fellow disassembly drones, Todoroki, Bakugou, Jiro, Kirishima, Mina, Aoyama, and his other classmates are worker drones. It does not follow either plot lines, of MHA or Murder drones. Thinking of drawing concept art soon, so yeah.

ᴏʙʟɪᴠɪᴏᴜꜱ *ೃ༄ pt. 1

warnings: foul language, sexual tension ish

summary: izuku and y/n are besties who are oblivious to the others feelings.

an: based off of a character.ai chat, sue me

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Poor Izuku is so desperate for you, his wonderfully oblivious best friend to see him as more. He would move a mountain if it meant you would compliment him on how strong he is.

He can only dream, sadly.

Why won’t he look at you?! It’s so infuriating. Izuku Midoriya is not looking at you, and you even put on a crop top! He’s so adorable, eyes looking at anything but you as you two chat about whatever.

Is he just not interested in you?

Oh god you’re in a crop top

What he wouldn’t do to lay his hands on you. He’s gonna have a nose bleed. But, you’re obviously not interested in him. He’s pretty sure you like Todoroki or something. Practically every girl thinks he’s hot.

“I cannot keep seeing this nerd fumble and die a virgin.” Bakugou nods towards said nerd and Y/N.

“Aren’t you a virgin?” Denki asks. That earns him a slap to the head, while Kirishima cracks a smile.

“Point is, if he doesn’t make a move soon, someone else will sweep her off her feet.” He continues, taking a sip of his coke.

“Oi! Shitty nerd!” Bakugou calls over, “Get your ass over here!” Izuku says something to Y/N, then scampers over.

“Get laid.” He says bluntly as Izuku is within slapping range. He goes red, “W-what?..”

“Grow some balls, make a move, and get a girlfriend.” He added, taking another sip of his coke.

Denki smiles, “Translation, confess to L/N before it’s too late.”

Kirishima nodded, “Yeah. Midobro, it took me forever to ask Mina out, and it’s taking you even longer to ask L/N out. Sweep her off her feet! It’ll be so manly!”

Izuku swallows, “It’s just..” he glanced at her, talking to Jiro. “She doesn’t like me like that.”

Bakugou scoffed, “Clearly you have bees in your brain. I’ve seen the way she looks at you. And none of it looks platonic. In fact, I think she would love to fuck you.”

“K-kachan! Don’t say that!” He stammered.

“Listen. Ask her for a movie night. Make a move there, with no one to watch you mess up.” He continued.

“Would that really work?” He asked nervously, scratching the back of his neck.

“Probably. 80% chance. And if not, Kirishima will listen to you sob and whine and pat your back.” Bakugou smirked.

Kirishima rolled his eyes. “It’ll work, don’t worry.” He patted his back.

“You got this.”