I Want To Eat Him - Tumblr Posts
You just wanna bite his abs. But wearing cropped clothes does cause some problems. Mainly you glaring at any female who looks at his toned muscular torso for more then a minute.
While you’re all for showing him off, (the prettiest pretty boy ever), if some chick approaches him, while you’re right there, and tries to flirt with him, you immediately take his arm, and lead him somewhere else, flipping the other girl off.
“Bitch ass, mf-“ and other curse words as you grumble under your breath and poor boy doesn’t know why you pulled him away. Whatever. She can’t have him.
And a lovely remainder and assurance that Izuku Midoriya is yours, are some bite marks on his neck, and torso 😋
HENFNSKXNCNFM
We should normalize men wearing crop tops 🙏
"You lack conviction!"
Anakin Skywalker - Ahsoka Part Five: "Shadow Warrior"
eating this.
When you come up to him, arms wrapped around yourself and your lips in a frown, he immediately knows something's up. Wriothesley drops his pen and his papers, ready to stand and go to you, but you're too fast. Before he knows it, you're beside his chair, eyes gleaming with unshed tears. His heart pangs seeing you so sad.
You say nothing, so his hands reach for yours, holding them and trying to soothingly rub his thumbs over your skin. "What's up, sweetheart?" He asks quietly, looking up at you, but you just shake your head, softly sniffling.
No talking about it then. That's fine.
"What do you want?" He asks instead, pulling you closer inch by inch. Close enough that he can hold you if that's what you want.
When you speak, your voice is so painfully quiet— it cracks in the middle and it sounds rough, like you've been crying a while. "Can I have a hug?"
And Wriothesley''s standing up in an instant. He's wrapping his arms around you, pulling you so tightly against his chest, nestling you into his warmth. He leans his head against yours, hoping his weight will remind you that he's here, and he'll hold you for as long as you'd like. "Sure, sweetheart," is mumbled into your hair. He doesn't mind the way you tremble in his hold, the way your tears stain his shirt. He just holds you tighter, closer. Hopes you can feel the beat of his heart in his chest, hopes it gives you some comfort.
"You can have as many hugs as you'd like."
LISTEN. i have been OBSESSED w @siphoklansan ‘s boyo
in love true
BANGS HEAD AGAINST WALL he’s pretty. heart eyes
HE LOOKS SO EDIBLE OMLLLLLL
So today I made 2 discoveries!
#1: There exists an "emotional support" rubber chicken, complete with removable vest:
#2: My bearded dragon, Saffron, is approximately the size of a rubber chicken:
I have done a Thing™ with this information.
BEHOLD! A MAN CHICKEN
just wow....
JEON JUNGKOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!LALSLSKALAASLKS
A little sketch of Remus being all cute and cozy
Hoshina Soshiro really is a character of all time.
He's the most powerful swordsman in history in a world where using swords sucks. He has an inferiority complex. He'll fight anyone. He's a short king. He's the fandom-voted most fuckable character. He is fatally devoted. He's filled with bloodlust. He's self-sacrificial. He's a caring leader and encouraging teacher. He will mock anyone mercilessly. He's laid-back and funny. He has the repression of a Roman Catholic. He passed Kafka on an off-chance suspicion then got too distracted by his giant tits personality to follow up. His fighting seduces monsters. He reads Persian poetry for fun. He's Matsumoto's specialist little princess.
Shi Qingxuan is my babygirl, but sometimes I think it'd be better for Xie Lian's health if he just stopped talking
Do you remember the rain ♫ - Finn
I'm going to crush him with my hands ❤️
HES SO PRETTY I WANT TO EAT HIM OMGGGGGGGGGG
🍒🍓🥭🍋🥝🫐✨
