People Without An Internal Monologue Will Never Know The Epic Highs And Lows Of Watching The Same Guy

people without an internal monologue will never know the epic highs and lows of watching the same guy a lot in a short amount of time (youtuber/streamer/shows and movies etc) and then having your internal monologue sound like that guy for a bit

bestie how did it take me so long to see this post this is about me isn't it? isn't it??

I have joined my friends for watching the most recent episode of Good Omens. They love this show so much they changed the group chat name about it! We've NEVER changed the GC name until now. They keep talking about how gay this show is, and how it's probably queerbaiting and nothing will happen but they're still excited, and oh my god. They're going to be so upset. They're going to weep. This is like watching a small child that thinks a wasps nest is a piñata, but not being able to do anything to stop the imminent destruction. Send them your best wishes they need it

yeahh I can accept that

it's like the sims, just take care of whatever kills u faster. ur welcome. or you kill two birds with one stone and just eat shredded cheese right out of the fridge and pass out on the floor

i’m like, almost shakey hungry but i’m also so tired i can’t keep my eyes open what do i doooo

here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men

hate the fact that some things have 0 calories. like bro wdym im drinking nothing rn??? on god? witchcraft.