Me: Makes An Introduction Post

me: makes an introduction post

tumblr: oh?? I see you love introducing yourself!! do you want to see every other person introducing themselves???

me: wait no I just-

tumblr: here's EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON TUMBLR introducing themselves!! enjoy learning about other people DUMBASS

hugs aren't enough. I need to be vacuum sealed

godamm.. this is the price of self-love

actually I like my own posts bc I love myself. it's called self care

Autistic pigeon, doesn't read the social coos

song ends: What Happens Next will shock you

me: ohhhghh i love this song

*next song starts playing*

me: ohohohhooooo i love this song too???

(pov: i am listening to my playlist)

my toxic trait is thinking I could survive a house collapsing on me