Canon K Talks - Tumblr Posts
that's not what it says but honestly I can vibe with that. this is a threat. see you in your nightmares
guys. I'm gonna make a tumblr post. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna tippy tap something down on my little keyboard, and it will be the thing you ever saw, and
put me in an iceberg and call me the titanic because I'm sinking to the bottom of the ocean where no one will find me
also I'm feeling a little chilly
put me in an iceberg and call me the titanic because I'm sinking to the bottom of the ocean where no one will find me
rip eddie sterling you would've loved healthy relationships and not being shot to death on the street
"people who transition might regret it" oh are you telling me that it might give them,, gender dysphoria?!? like the thing hundreds of trans people spend their whole lives avoiding?!? simply unthinkable!! dastardly business!!
love getting mentioned on my mutuals' blogs. best part of my day fr
what is it about seven chapter fanfictions that make them like that. what do they put in them. help me
terrestrial hermit crabs do not have lungs, only having modified gills, and can't breathe without water. their shells, along with offering them shelter and protection from predators, are very important for providing them with the water that their body needs to stay moist! taking a dip ever so often allows them to refill their shell with this moisture.
...also, did you know that many hermit crabs have evolved extraordinarily large penises in order to avoid leaving their shells to reproduce? depending on the species, this could give them a penis-to-body ratio of up to 60%! :)
me on tumblr: hey guys do you want to hear about hermit crabs
me in real life, no concept of social norms: hey guys do you want to hear about hermit crabs
no I will NOT elaborate (translation: I will if you ask (please ask))
being non-binary is fun. I wanna be a car
thank you thank you *takes a gay little bow*
sometimes I think I should use more capital letters in my tumblr posts. but then I remember I'm a bad bitch who can do whatever I want
actually I like my own posts bc I love myself. it's called self care
top surgery wouldn't fix me but it sure as hell would be interesting
hyperfixating on old media sucks because in order to engage with the community you must risk spoilers. I NEED to see memes. I NEED to see peoples' takes. or my hyperfixation will die a sad and lonely death and I don't want that!!!
me, listening to music: ah man I need to think about my characters to this
me: makes an introduction post
tumblr: oh?? I see you love introducing yourself!! do you want to see every other person introducing themselves???
me: wait no I just-
tumblr: here's EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON TUMBLR introducing themselves!! enjoy learning about other people DUMBASS
the defense makes a good point, your honor. unfortunately, according to my witness, the defendant has "got that dog in him"
born to be a tumblr microcelebrity. forced to be indecipherable and cloutless
fuck "would you love me if I was a worm". would you fill a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise for me. would you bust out the funnel and refill it every time it runs out