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I did it! Sry I can't post video as a reblog...

Thinking of animating this...

The last I saw of Count Dracula was his kissing his hand to me; with a red light of triumph in his eyes, and with a smile that Judas in hell might be proud of.

Jonathan, internally:

Should I continue watching this show?

I've watched about half of "Dead Boy Detectives" now and all in all I feel very frustrated. Just to be clear I absolutely love the concept and I like all of the characters so far. BUT! There kind of has been no real character developmant whatsoever? I mean every episode the mystery is kind of tailored for one of the main characters (like "My dad was abusive, but I've never worked trough that" or "I miss my family, but don't even remember them"). Which is great for character development! BUT, NO! They don't do that. Sure, everybody gets sad and the focus character trauma dumps a little (mostly to just one other character) and then NOTHING HAPPENS? And it's like: "Hey. dude you wanna talk about your obvious trauma/ do you need support?" "Nah." WHAT DO YOU MEEEAN? It's really unsatisfying because you get the perfect setup for a heartwarming scene between friends, (y'know healing and stuff) but NOTHING HAPPENS! THEN WHY DID THE WHOLE THING EVEN HAPPEN?

So... Does that like change at all? Do they squezze it all in the last episode or is this like a "watch the next season to find out if these people will ever communicate about their feelings"-situation?

As I said I actually like a lot of things about this show, but since watching feels so unsatisfying like this I wonder if I am just wasting my time...

Does it get better? Please tell me.

Where do they go? How big is the mysterious hole? Are they just stacking down there? I have so many questions.

...Also I want this.

Okay okay what the hell?! What it this? How can I do that? *searches for dance lessons*

These two are amazing!

*sound up*

I'm normal about this.

Depending on how work goes this year it might be a while before the actual final piece sees the light of day - so I'm releasing the animatic for the Guards! Guards! animated trailer on the unsuspecting public. I was hoping it could work as both a trailer/intro animation to a non-existant Guards! Guards! animated show, and I think it turned out pretty neat! I hope you enjoy.

Part 1 [You're here]

Part 2

The Thaniel POV lmao

I THINK I HAUVE TUBERCULOSIS

CBC

In this Indigenous heist movie, no cash or jewels are stolen. Instead, stolen belongings are taken back | CBC News

Filmed in Duncan, B.C., on the traditional territory of the Cowichan people, The Great Salish Heist follows an Indigenous archaeologist dete

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knitting tutorial made by a twenty-something knitting influencer: 18 min long, 12 of those minutes being the intro and a sponsor plug, they show the first few steps of the tutorial at the slowest speed known to man, they show the most important steps at a neck-break speed, they stop every five seconds to talk about what they just did, 40,000 comments filled with questions ranging from insightful to “how do i knit”, filmed with a camera that costs more than a car, the tutorial is incorrect.

knitting tutorial made by a seventy-something grandmother: two min long, filmed 17 years ago, shows you what you want with the skilled patient hands of a beloved deity, made with the world’s shittiest camera, the best video on the fucking internet, four comments and 30 views, you lose the video and never find it again.

Fallen - Overview

This is an overview for myself to the amazing Good Omens comic "Fallen" by @smudgeandfrank . This is for myself, but I plan on updating it regularly!

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Part 2 of Buffy Mayhem!

Releasing my full Buffy Goodomens crossover parody comic because I have to show you what a giant, happy nerd I am!

Love these two fandoms! *HEART EYES*

Part 1

I think it used to be a game to throw bones like that in the air and see how many would land on your streched out fingers (not sure if it's that old though). Maybe she was a pro!

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

What else is new?

[writes about Jesus but it’s actually about being trans] [writes about being trans but it’s actually about Jesus]

Made a similar one before but this template fits better so...

:(

He just went "Fuck this I'm gonna become a vampire BY MYSELF!"

A bit of foreshadowing

It begins

Lofi Cali Girl - beats to relax/study to during the climate change apocalypse.

 Here’s the WHOLE drunk conversation. Pg61-65 in my copy of the book

View it here X on tapas for better quality

Weiterlesen

Defiant whumpee who copes with (dark) humour dialogue

• • •

Whumpee: *standing in line for the teller at the bank*

Whumper: *walks in wearing a ski mask and waving a gun* “This is a robbery!”

Whumpee: *very matter-o-factly* “Actually, sir, this is a bank.”

• • •

Whumpee: *being held at gun point as hostage*

Whumper: “I’ll do it! I’ll shoot them!”

Whumpee: “do it, no balls”

• • •

Whumpee: *in captivity, being interrogated*

Whumper: “If you don’t tell me what I want to know, you’ll get the whip again”

Whumpee: *eyes wide* “You can’t! My cellmate and I were using the grid to play connect 4 and I was winning!”

• • •

Whumper: *throws a wet rag at whumpee after torturing them* “Clean yourself up.”

Whumpee: *gasps, whispers* “Master has given Dobby a cloth.”

• • •

Whumper: “I’m going to enjoy torturing you until you scream. I can’t wait to see you broken and hear you begging me for mercy.”

Whumpee: “Seems to me like you’ve got some deep-seated emotional issues. Have you considered seeking professional help?”

• • •

Whumper: *walks in later than usual*

Whumpee: “You know, if the teacher is 15 minutes late to class you’re free to go. I think the same rule should apply here.”

• • •

Whumper: *laughs evilly at whumpee’s pain*

Whumpee: *mocks their laughter*

• • •

Whumper: “Nobody is ever going to come for you.”

Whumpee: “I bet that’s what your ex said when they dumped you.”

• • •

Whumpee: *is given plain bread to eat*

Whumpee: “Would it kill y’all to invest in some peanut butter? Mayonnaise? Anything?”

• • •

Whumper: “You’re worthless. Nobody loves you and nobody ever will.”

Whumpee: “In other news, water is wet.”

• • •

Whumper: “You look so nice covered in your own blood.”

Whumpee: “I bet I’d look even better covered in yours. Let’s try and see.”

• • •

Whumpee: *being moved with other prisoners, singing quietly* “They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard.”

Other prisoners: *chanting softly* “To Isengard, to Isengard.”

Whumper: *shakes their head incredulously*

• • •

Whumper: “I will find you.”

Whumpee: “Oh, wait! I know this one! And when you do, you’ll kill me, right?”

• • •

Whumper: “Tell me what I want to know!”

Whumpee: *sing-songy* “Gimme gimme never gets, don’t you know your manners yet?”

• • •

Whumper: *goes to stab whumpee*

Whumpee: *dodges and grabs the knife from whumper*

Whumpee: “That’s what I like to call a pro gamer move.”

• • •

Feel free to add your own!