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*Gives him a dry erase Marker.*
Why not try drawing a curly mustache with dry erase?
What’s dry erase? Is that the ‘sharpie’???
WAIT N NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO CLEAN IT OFFFFFFFFFFFF
Use like a dry erase board marker. Easier to clean off.
Why not try drawing a curly mustache with dry erase?
What’s dry erase? Is that the ‘sharpie’???
Everyone who reboots this will get a silly Cyn pic in their ask box :3
How can one being be both:
Creechur
GIRLBOSS
???????????
hello J I have a present for you its a drone oil ice cream along with button batteries instead of chocolate chips In a yellow bowl saying ice cream for searial designation J with a heart.
FRIENDSHIP
Wanna be mutuals? Sorry if that's overstepping boundaries or rude, I'm not sure if you typically ask someone if they wanna be a mutual.
Yeah! I was planning to follow you back anyways. I was just drawing an ask
The only qualifications I have to be mutuals with me is:
if we interacted, talking through reblogs/comments/etc. Just like any form of communication.
Yeah, J lost vs the Emo/Golden retriever/Girlfailure wonder pals but then again J is just a
🖊️🖊️🖊️🖊️🖊️🖊️🖊️ 🖊️ GIRLBOSS 🖊️🖊️🖊️🖊️🖊️🖊️🖊️
So yeah the literal ROBOT ANTI CHRIST losing to those wonder pals is just sad. For J, it was a great attempt.
About the reblog thread with Cyn:
I need to win for once
Just sad I have to fight my own boss..anyways, applications are open. I’ve already put in my two weeks notice.
Oh yeah, I meant it more jokingly. We're all allowed to have our opinions about these silly robots.
Why are you so mean to J????
😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
She's loud, she's annoying, she has no fashion sense, she sided with me even though she KNEW I slaughtered her sister-figure, she treated everyone like shit, acted highly of herself even though she contributed nothing to the series, she died over a dozen times, and she got NO development whatsoever.
If you asked me, the bus that hit her should've kept going.
hi there! i kinda hate to do this, but i'm in a bit of a rough patch financially at the moment, and i'm a little concerned about running out of grocery money at the end of the month. totally no pressure, but you're feeling generous and would like to tip me a few bucks on my ko-fi, i'd really appreciate it <3 again, please don't feel obligated at all!! love u guys and i just figured it couldn't hurt to ask :)
I CAN PROVE IT
*Steals your beanie*
×The wig goes with it×
Wha- HEY! GIVE THAT BACK!
So mod kept you in a box without insurance, and now they have to be your butler?
What is Plush tax?
pain
I have to be compensated for the days of being stuck in a box before arriving at my home. Thus, I have invented plush tax. Where my mod has to pay me in whatever I want, whenever I want.
mkay! Sooo spot um 2 I think? Yes 2, was filled by @captaingoldenpants ehehe love the name by the way, it was filled with hang on, I kinda forgot how to spell the name 😅 LupusRegina Beta from Overlord i think (:0 Alastor is an overlord!) spot 4 has been claimed but the rest are yet to be
Too bad! It's a barrel of oil! OHHHHH GET PRANKED IDIOT LOLOLOLOL
*Epic air horns.*
Hey Doll, want a cup of oil?
..Sure, why not...
It's...
A COMPANY CAR
*Second cooler explosion*
Hey J, here's a key to the
BENTLEY CONTINENTAL
*awesome explosion in the background*
..Uhm.. ..Thank you..?
..J clearly has no idea what that is, but she accepted the key anyway.
The best combination of fluff and angst.
A Very Special Gift. 🎁
By tsukiiyo (Commission)
Reblog If You Love And Adore Murder Drones!! 💜💀
I don’t have much money for groceries this week. Had to pay my electric bill to keep the lights on. If there’s any chance you’d be willing to help out, I’d appreciate it. I’m a diabetic and need consistent meals which I haven’t been able to get.
Lost Bird! Reward:$500!!/ Cockatiel (Fremont)
Update: Someone saw my bird near Monroe Middle School, San Jose 95128, 8/20 around 7 PM. She's likely still wandering around the area. If you live nearby, please keep an eye out. Please, if you have any information, contact me immediately. Your help is greatly appreciated!
My bird a lutino cockatiel, named Milky was LOST on July 27, 2024, in Fremont 94538, CA. and on July 30, someone last saw her near Westinghouse Drive, Fremont 94539, if you see her or find her, please contact me, thank you so much!
I don’t have much money for groceries this week. Had to pay my electric bill to keep the lights on. If there’s any chance you’d be willing to help out, I’d appreciate it. I’m a diabetic and need consistent meals which I haven’t been able to get.
Bumping this
Lupusregina Beta Headcanons!
She has Wolf Ears. (Not confirmed.)
Great sense of smell. Bloodhound.
She 100% believes in the 5 minute rule.
She can eat like 5 plates at the buffet. Werewolf metabolism, amiright?
Her favorite show would be Happy Tree Friends.
She considers the Pleiades her pack, and makes sure to get her scent all over them to keep them safe.
She noms. Noms things she loves. Noms things she hates.
She likes those weird dog flavor combinations. Like Peanut butter and Gravy Turkey.
Will 100% beg for food. She doesn't need it. She can just order some. But she will use her puppy dog eyes to steal a fry from Yuri.
Has bitten Yuri before.
Pranks random Carne villagers. Like she'll just break into some poor bastard's house and move all the furniture an inch.
Whenever she has a nightmare, she'll ask to sleep with Yuri. She's never refused.
One time she ate one of Yuri's students' homework. No one believed the student.
Protective of her people. Her family and friends are hers!
On a full moon during the day, she gets twice as dog like. During the night, twice as sadistic.
Her love language is touch. Which is why she's always hugging her sisters and Enri.
Has eaten a steak out of the trash before. It was above the rim on top of something.
Her favorite food is American potato chips.
She loves naps.
Extra Shizu Head cannon!
She's autistic.
Help a Brazilian Trans Girl Pay Her Electric Bill
Pix: 88993816038
Lupusregina Beta Headcanons!
She has Wolf Ears. (Not confirmed.)
Great sense of smell. Bloodhound.
She 100% believes in the 5 minute rule.
She can eat like 5 plates at the buffet. Werewolf metabolism, amiright?
Her favorite show would be Happy Tree Friends.
She considers the Pleiades her pack, and makes sure to get her scent all over them to keep them safe.
She noms. Noms things she loves. Noms things she hates.
She likes those weird dog flavor combinations. Like Peanut butter and Gravy Turkey.
Will 100% beg for food. She doesn't need it. She can just order some. But she will use her puppy dog eyes to steal a fry from Yuri.
Has bitten Yuri before.
Pranks random Carne villagers. Like she'll just break into some poor bastard's house and move all the furniture an inch.
Whenever she has a nightmare, she'll ask to sleep with Yuri. She's never refused.
One time she ate one of Yuri's students' homework. No one believed the student.
Protective of her people. Her family and friends are hers!
On a full moon during the day, she gets twice as dog like. During the night, twice as sadistic.
Her love language is touch. Which is why she's always hugging her sisters and Enri.
Has eaten a steak out of the trash before. It was above the rim on top of something.
Her favorite food is American potato chips.
She loves naps.
Extra Shizu Head cannon!
She's autistic.
Hi! I'm Captain Golden Pants. And welcome to my blog!
Please DNI (do not interact) with me if:
NSFW
Smut
Kink
Homophobic
Racist
Sexist
Anti Christian
Anti Religious (I mean like posting anti religious stuff, not atheism)
Anti any of my fandoms
Anti Fictosexual
Anti Autistic
You make political posts often
Or if you call people retards or tell them to kill themselves often
Thanks!
My (current) main fandoms
Overlord
Hazbin Hotel
Helluva Boss
Dead Rising
Dead By Daylight
Fallout
Metal Gear Solid
TES
Dark Souls
TWD
Murder Drones
NCIS
MLP: FIM
Monty Python
Pro Wrestling (Especially ECW and older AEW and NXT)
Bluey
My (current) top five Games
1: MGS:3 Operation Snake Eater
2: Dead Rising 2
3: Dead By Daylight
4: Crusader Kings 2
5: Fallout New Vegas
My (current) top five Shows
1: Hazbin Hotel
2: NCIS
3: Helluva Boss
4: TWD
5: MLP
My (current) top five Movies
1: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
2: Monty Python's Life of Bryan
3: Zombie Land
4: Scarface (the 80s one)
5: John Carpenter’s The Thing
Waifu: Lupusregina Beta
Comfort Characters: Lupusregina Beta, Alastor, Serial Designation J
Welcome aboard if you're chill with all this stuff! If not, then I wish your days are many and your woes are few!
