Bro If The Protag Has A Fucjin Gun Now I Know Ill Just Shove It Up Solas Bare Ass And Fire

Bro if the protag has a fucjin gun now i know ill just shove it up solas’ bare ass and fire

they looked at each other and said “can you believe this woman???” 😂😂 😂

Bro what?? Bath and body works is the bomb! Their scent Dark Kiss brings me so much joy. 🥰

How is bath and body works still in business? Who wakes up in the morning a goes "what if I could smell like shit and have a migraine?"

One of my worst was when I was checking out a customer. He was buying an expensive mircowave and was paying for it all in cash. No shit, this guy pulled out a massive wad of like all 100s.

I wanted to try and be conversational, so I said: “Wow! That’s a lot of cash you have there!”

He replied with, “Yeah, I sell drugs.”

And I, like the complete moron I am that was running on autopilot, said: “Oh yeah, me too.”

It fell out of my mouth like word vomit and it still haunts me. (Btw, I don’t sell drugs.)

been howling at these for half an hour

Why?

Had to call the cops at my workplace during the last half hour of my shift

would hate for y’all to check the replies of this post rn... u def won’t find an epub of a certain book...