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I am cry-laughing
Bruce Wayne, sitting in a cute eco-friendly cafe while on a video call with Tim: Oh Noooo, are you sure there’s no way the board of directors will let us get rid of this old decrepit Wayne Factory building that is unsafe for our workers and also for the surrounding environment?
CEO Tim, with equal gravitas: No, I’m afraid they just won’t budge. It technically meets legal requirements on paper, and we can’t prove that the chemicals affecting the local ecosystem that have no other possible source are from the out-of-date drainage system… they’re saying it would cost too much to fix the place up too, which is ridiculous, because we’re us, but our hands are tied…
Bruce, full Brucie himbo mode: Oh I just feel so SAD for all the sweet fluffy animals and the pretty flowers and especially our hard workers dealing with such unsafe conditions… I think I’ll give them all a nice short vacation this weekend, so the ENTIRE PLACE will be EMPTY and SHUT DOWN from FRIDAY TO TUESDAY, the SECURITY SYSTEM WILL BE DOWN because it’s just so GLITCHY, I’m sure nothing will happen to the ENVIRONMENTAL STAIN ON OUR COMPANIES NAME THAT WILL BE COMPLETELY ABANDONED FROM FRIDAY TO TUESDAY- Timmy do you think I’m being too subtle?
Tim, snickering: no no you’re doing great Bruce I’m sure they’ve got it
Poison Ivy, on a date the next table over: ( ‘-‘)-☕️
Harley, through tears of repressed laughter: so… we doing anythin’ this weekend?
Is this really the hill you want to go out on?
Girl, you are not calling me "not normal" with femcel in your bio 🤣🫵
at least I'm not a tranny lol 💞
Eamon trying to explain how bloodlines and inheritance works for surfacers and Brosca straight up just not getting it (5 hours) (ASMR)
this was an extremely hilarious season 8 animation I highly recommend watching it on yt! (I don't think the animator has a tumblr)
RIP Rick the Door Technician
I live in a mostly rural and heavily wooded State (not Alaska) and it’s always surprising to see wild turkeys in fields, yards and crossing the road.
It’s one thing to know that certain creatures live in the woods but another thing to see them.
If I saw a bear I would be shocked despite knowing it was around the area.
The exploding kitten show is so f’ed up it’s great!! I busted up laughing at every episode! ( ^ω^ )
And the last episode I was not expecting for this weird show!!! It was weird but fascinating to watch
Oh, it's soo good, it's so freaking good, I can't even..
Shin-chan would be proud, and Sanji would've died of a nosebleed 🤣🤣
+no woman would have let this figurine go out for production knowingly
Ladies, would you rather walk over hot coals or go to the 7/11 serving butthole in these pants?
He'd suck it for free! Def 😏
-the money is just an extra plus for the job
gotta pay back nami's debt somehow
wh-what in the babygirl is this?!
this came up under gifs of doflamingo, too 🤣
I love these straight Instagram memes women make
I started giggling before I’d even started reading! 😂
bouquet toss @blinddreams24
“Scharlotte! Throw the bouquet this way!”
You weigh the flowers in your hand. She’s asked you so nicely, you might as well indulge your little sister. After all, that’s what a good elder sister does, right?
You wound your arm, stretching it back as far as it would go and locked on to your target.
“Throw it!” Allura squealed happily, arms wide open to recieve.
With as much might as you could muster, you hurled the bouquet in Allura’s direction. Snowdrops and camellias whizzing through the air at the speed of light(or as close as you could get to it, anyway) connect with the first obstruction in its path.
If only you had better aim, the bouquet would have smacked Allura, but instead you missed by a mile and the bouquet all but explodes upon impact on an unsuspecting jerry-monster in the audience.
Hilarious School Poems
The first month, the first year, the first poem in college. First cram, first stupid laugh. MOTION OF LIFE Starting my day means starting my activity Starting to understand everything with my own vivacity Usual days would have made me bored Yet standing in here made me totally ruffled The first month of school Wishing this could be cool Running around disoriented Making me so…
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