I Was All Stoked To Pick Up My First Glazed Piece Only To Find Out My Instructor Is A Lazy Bum And Didn't

I was all stoked to pick up my first glazed piece only to find out my instructor is a lazy bum and didn't fire anything. Rats! But to make it up to us, he let us try the wheel today. This bowl/vase thing is the first thing I made. Not too bad for a first try, right? Well, I guess technically my first experience was the Pocahontas Pottery Wheel my parents got me as a kid (which I begged for, then discarded), but I'm willing to overlook that if you are.
This one is going to be a mug, I'm told:
Laguna, 2 hour class
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I was going for "mermaid being blown out of her aquarium/bowl by a strong wind." What, you're saying that doesn't translate?
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