HOW'S GOLD BOY LEADN'?!!

HOW'S GOLD BOY LEADN'?!!

Nintendo you can't just add stuff le that and expect me to be cool about t!

CATS!!!

HAHAHAHAAAA

Kamalei: Why do Holmes, Caenis, BOTH Konans, AND XX call you babygirl?

Goredolf: PLEASE let's just stop talking now

This is Grand

Of the many, many dumb Fate ideas and AUs I have, the most entertaining one by far is the one where Chaldea’s Mast/Guda is, of all things, a Power Ranger. And in my case, I use my Power Rangers OC, who is the MMPR Green Ranger.

Nothing like having a Master who can speak dinosaur, kick ass, and abuse shonen logic to her benefit. And, Y’know. Give Mash an upgrade after Part 1c that isn’t the Ortinax.

What’s even funnier? Her name is Archer. Archer Kaid. Which leads to no end of confusion.

The only other entertaining thing that comes to mind is Archer, who is about 5’5, very much thirsting for the 6’7 Quetzalcoatl.

(Am I exaggerating her height? Yes. Am I sleep deprived and also rambling? Also yes)

I think the appeal of this whole AU to me is the fact that the servants can kinda roughhouse with the Master, without snapping her like a twig.

Oh. And the oddly cute romance between the sentient spirit of the Dragonzord and Kijyo Koyo???

Well. That stuff, and the moment where Quetz descends from the heavens to completely No-Sell anything the big bad can throw at her.

Is any of this written down in a coherent manner? No. But it’s fun to imagine.