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Scathach: Master, what’s a ‘Chariot Coupon?’
Ritsuka: O-oh....yeah, Medb gave them to me. Something about....riding...and love.
Scathach: Sétanta, let’s have a chat with a certain pink rider.
Cu Chulainn: Like a ‘chat chat?’ Or should I get the shovel...
Scathach:.....
Cu Chulainn: Alright, this feels like a shovel and spear conversation...
Fergus: That’s it dude, you are about to get it!
Setanta: Wait wait wait a-WAIT!
Fergus: What?!
Setanta: I’m baby.
Fergus, about to throw a punch: The fuck does that even—
Scathach: Hey, stop! Wait, you can’t do that.
Fergus: WHAT?
Scathach: He’s baby! You can’t...you can’t just do that!
Setanta, sticking his tongue out: *Makes a fart noise with his mouth.*
Fergus: You fockin—
Scathach: Yeah, well he’s baby, SO-
Scathach: Okay, you know what, YOU’RE IN TIME OUT! SÉTANTA, GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! Get up there!
Cú Chulainn: This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
Cú: Shishou, when we yawn, do deaf people think we’re screaming?
Scathach: …What?
Cú: If you’re waiting on your waiter, doesn’t that make you the waiter?
Scathach: You skipped training for this
Cú: How do you throw away a garbage can?
Scathach: STOP!
Cú: Why is it called taking a dump when you’re leaving it behind?
Scathach: …
Cú: …
Scathach: Done?
Cú: Aye.
Scathach: You’ve got a 5 second head start.
I DUNNO WHAT TO WRITE- HELP?!
Hello, I really liked your fate story of Cuu Lancer. Can I ask for another one from cuu worried lancer x strong and reckless teacher please ah yes with romance please
Sure pookie😘
“Little lady”
Prompt- Cú’s your servant in the war- and your his master, your headstrong and ambitious demeanor can sometimes worry him, so he feels like he always has to keep an eye out for you so you don’t get into trouble, but he’s not complaining- especially when it comes to you. 😘
Warnings- none really, just fluff and a lil suggestiveness. 🩵💙
You were in the kitchen attempting to make food- but it was a little hard because of your wrist. After the battle with caster, you and Lancer came out mostly unscathed, spare for your wrist. It was just sprained, but still it irritated you.
And your insistent flirty lancer servant won’t drop the subject. 🤭
“C’mon little lady, just relax on the couch and maybe I can make you feel any better?” He asks you, creeping up on you from behind and carefully guiding your injured wrist to the seasoning cabinet.
“Cú, I’m fine.” You huff out, annoyed with him. But secretly you love when he’s concerned for you. It’s so cute.
He rolls his eyes and scoffs, backing off of you and leaning against the counter, his hands resting on the edge of it
“Oh c’mon pretty lady- you aren’t usually this feisty.” He says with a cocky smirk, making you roll your eyes and suppress a grin from forming on your face. His smile really is infectious. And it’s annoying.
“It’s because of my wrist. Look,” you pause, holding up your sprained wrist, resting in a makeshift sling. “Now I look like a gay person.” You relax your wrist and let it drop.
“See?” You ask him, holding up your hand,
He narrows his eyes playfully at you, mischief glinting in those red eyes of his.
“Hm, so maybe you need more help.” He smirks down at you, gently moving you to the side and helping you make your lunch, despite your protests.
“Stop pretending you don’t like my attention, you clearly do. And I like haven’t a pretty lady like you as my master, so sit there and look pretty, ‘Kay?” He says, more an order than a question.
“-Uh!” You say surprised- looking at him, not expecting the compliment, you obliged nonetheless and sit down on the big kitchen counter next to him.
“Oh? Now you’re moving closer huh?” He whispers in your ear, making you blush furiously and you poke his head away and point at the stove where he’s currently cooking for you.
“Yep. Wanted to make sure you’re doing it right.” You quip, coming out more sarcastically than intended.
“I can do a lot of other things right, especially activities involving a bed.” He winks at you, teasing you.
This damn man.
“Keep dreaming lover boy.”
i’m screwed. this man brings about chaos wherever he goes
@asterssunzephyr @olivsie @damindrann
(also, 2 more things: 1: if that photo has multiple fictional characters, all of the fictional characters in that photo will be your roommates. 2: for characters that can only live in certain conditions, those conditions will be ignored, and they’ll still be able to live.)
(sorry if you don't like this content, I just saw one of those "fictional character in photo roll" posts and thought I would make one.)
“And what are you going to do now, little girl? Oh, what's with that angry face?”
- scene from "Fate/ Grand Order - Two Intertwined Souls", Gawain vs Cu Chulainn.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do
Haunted by the ghost of You
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A pic of half naked big boob girl gains over a thousand of like. Let see how 4 dogs fair with the.
General reaction of the arrival of the King of Heroes in Chaldea lol so true
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Cu Chulainn (Alter) a.k.a Cu-chan from Fate/Grand Order.
Cas Cu still wants to be a lancer