I Thought People Did Care About Michael. When We All Meme'd He Might Have Been Lucifer.

I thought people did care about Michael. When we all meme'd he might have been Lucifer.

my question of how they were going to introduce him after they blew CBC has been answered, michael is the 6.5 poster boy

oh no.

Kamalei Fujimaru's Servant notes! Part one

Today, we will be compiling profiles about various Servants found here in Chaldea! (MK: Please note that Senpai's knowledge of Servants is limited to what he has been told by the Servants themselves. Therefore any knowledge here should not be taken at face value.)

Suzuka Gozen: A Highschool girl that doulbes as a telekintiec swordswoman! She has fox ears and a tail that's incredibly cute! Also despite saying the ears a just for show, Suzuka has displayed much better hearing than most servants. (MK: She's a shameless flirt that has harassed multiple staff members and other Servants Senpai! KF: She's not that bad Kouhai!) She was first summoned in Singularity F. She helped calm me down after THAT. Suzuka's class is Saber and her Noble Phantasm is Love Blast-Heavenly Demon Rain

Caster: A wise sage of the forest, Caster is as mysterious as he is powerful. He keeps to himself most of the time, but I see him staring at Skadi with a complicated expression. He looks like Cu Chulainn according to Medea, but she doubts that's his identity. He says his Noble Phantasm is Wickerman- Cage of Scorching, Consuming Flames. Still, according to Lancer Alter, it's a "Parody Phantasm", Something powerful enough to pass as a Noble Phantasm but isn't really one. (MK: Don't you find that weird Senpai? KF: Not particularly! MK: He can't even be identified with true name discernment! KF: Are you saying we should send him back to the Throne? MK: Well no, but KF: MOVING ON THEN!!)

Tamamo Cat: A maid who came from the "Far Side" of the moon, She is Tamamo Cat. The head chef of Chaldea, Cat works hard to ensure everyone gets well fed before heading off into battle. Cat's been trying to pass a new dress code in the kitchen that hasn't been going great. Maybe I should help! ( MK: Senpai she was trying to make everyone wear naked aprons! RoR: You do know Master cooks part-time in the kitchen, right? MK:..)Apparently summoning her counts as a marriage contract. Cat and Achilles are currently having negotiations. Not sure what that means but her class is Berserker and her Noble Phantasms are Napping in the Dazzling sunshine and Feasting, and something that would make her "similar to Cath Palug" whatever that means.

Asterios: The Prince of all Minotaurs (Senpai he's the ONLY minotuar). His father was blessed by the Sea God. (MK: Senpai that is somehow both right and wrong! KF: How? MK: Because, well it just is!!) Kind to almost a fault, Asterios just materialized in front of everyone in Septem. He has feelings for Euryale. His class is Berserker and his Noble Phantasm is Choas Labriynthos.

Okay but Otakemaru is a Tanky hard-to-kill Berserker whose entire kit revolves around wearing down opponents. He's also a Take That against Tsunderes. He has a self-evident thing for Musashi but always acts aloof around her. Then Olympus happens. He gets a unique voice line for her after that. It's simply a broken, tear-filled laugh that gives EMIYA ALTER'S a run for its money

Can we have the Three Vengeful Spirits of Japan (Sutoku Tennou, Taira no Masakado and Sugawara no Michizane) and the last member of the Three Great Youkai of Japan Otakemaru as Servants?

*Googles Otakemaru bc I swear I know that name*

....WAIT THE SUPERBOSS ONE IN NIOH? ......HE HAS A CONNECTION TO SUZUKA?! I NEED THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW-

*Ahem* I mean, I'm surprised Masakado isn't already in with all the demons we have tbh. Last I checked he's a very big deal in Japan. I feel like played straight Sugawara would be a redundancy of Douman but i'm sure there's plenty else to do with the idea. Sutoku Tennou though now THAT has tons of potential played straight, maybe something like the father of all Samurai. We're actually lacking in depictions of archetypical Samurai in fgo aren't we? The kind fully decked out in their armor and such (SHIBATA WHEN)

I'd also still like to see an Umibozu servant though it'd likely just be an enemy type...

Reblog if the answer is yes

Have you ever tried to finish an event with literally only hours left but your Phone said: "I want to be a Potato tonight"

Sorry but Elon Musk sucks THAT much

DONT SEND THEM HERE

Alright I'm adding Gawain and Tristan's Profile links now, so the Posts containing them will be deleted in about an hour

Google Docs

New Starter Servants

Sabers Lakshmi Bai Gawain Archers Archer of Inferno Tristan Lancers Fionn Mac Cumhall Percival Riders Astolfo Anne Bonney and Mar

Okay so here are some new 4-Star starter Servants. I'll update the Doc with links to there profiles