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This is a pretty experimental piece. I wanted to try saturated colors and going more for a feeling. I also wanted to play with Elfilis's design, there are so many elements to his design to exaggerate and mess with.
Mermay #28 - Owen the River Otter Mer Gee I don’t even know if this is allowed XD since otters aren’t really a cetacean but they’re kinda aquatic?? So?? I dunno. Well anyways. So this is Owen, the... river otter... mer... XD He usually just has an otter pattern but as per Mermay I decided to make him a... what even would you call this. This is more like... a half-otter thing than a mer XD But anyways so he’s another Zenithian that the mer pod meet. He sometimes accompanies them on trips so he’s kinda only half part of the pod but he’s kinda among their ranks I guess as it were sometimes... XD Sooo yeah. Whether this counts as a mer or not here’s Owen. XD
"Lets start with some letrozole."
Me: *no response*
"Cool, let's double the dose."
Me: *no response*
"Do it again, and take it with steriods to help get some sort of reaction."
Me: *still nothing*
"Okay, you aren't responding to oral meds so we are going to try injectables that cost thousands of dollars. Let's just start your cycle over and try again. Here's some progesterone, take it for 10 days and call us with your period."
Me: *gets period, calls doctor and makes an appointment for baseline labwork and ultrasound*
"Oh, wait you have a follicle?!?! So, your body responded but it was just a very delayed response. Let's have you take a trigger shot (hCg) and have your husband fuck you and hope for the best."
Me: *does all that shit and makes an appointment for labwork to see if i ovulated*
"Bad news, you didn't ovulate. Instead of just a small poke in your belly, your gonna have to get a bigger needle so you can inject intramuscular to make sure your body is absorbing the medicine. Let's give you progesterone to start you period and we will try all this again."
Me: *starts period the very next day with the heaviest flow and worst cramps I've ever experienced in my life coupled with nausea and sore tits from the hCg shot I took not even a week ago*
It seriously blows my mind that people get pregnant without trying... and for free 😒
gotta love pinterest
I think Chrissy would have been the Steve to Eddie’s Robin. 🤔🏳️🌈
exposing!
@ask-the-drdt-cast-ftes c’mere you
When he’s a bird and a man 🥰😍😘🥵🐦🕺💕❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💗💖💗💞💕♥️♥️
Guys I just finished Du Ponceau's autobiography and I actually just need some time to mourn during that process I went from stanning him to becoming emotionally attached to him and then the ending just actually murdered me that stabbed me in the heart, I need to plant roses for him this June omg no I actually just need a break <33333
Genuinely one of the best things in fiction is letting a character have a real ugly cry. Get out of here with that ‘single silent tear’ bullshit, you cowards. I want the catharsis of an actual emotional breakdown! Make it noisy, make it wet and snotty and gross! Make it ugly and unfiltered and raw!
*Monet’s FML office meeting*
Jessica: So do you have any kinks?
Hannah: What?! No!
Alex: you totally do
Hannah: shut up Alex, I don’t
Jessica: you seem like the type that would be into nicknames
Alex: yeah, like calling someone ‘kitten’ or ‘daddy’
Hannah: ‘daddy’?
Clay, from a few tables over: yes?
100 SIFFRINS REACHED! I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY
There was this guy that I became friends with in my junior year of high school, and I started sitting at his table at the same time that our biology class was doing a project that involved growing bacteria, and he sat right in front of the oven we kept the bacteria in and it always smelled so weird at that table so for the longest time I thought the odd smell was the bacteria, but then when I saw him again the next year in the hall I realised that no actually that was just how he smelled
I love this little imp, i hope they explode
Oh this is AMAZING!!!
ALSO Wait I Just Realized Something.
NOTENRIQUE.
He would be like Somewhere in the Range of 13-15 At that point right? Would The Trollhunters even Realize that he’s a Changeling??
If they went to go get Baby Enrique from the Darklands then what would their Cover Be For Notenrique (Assuming that he’s switched over to their side by that point)?
Actually on that Note how would they Explain Baby Enrique to People Not in the Trollhunters Circle? Accidental Baby Acquisition? Adoption? Would Claire Parent Him? Would She and Jim Co-Parent??
More on the topic of Merlin being a piece of shit
Merlin did expect Jim to be a teen. He said it himself. He said he’s been off by 14 years, which would, if we assume that it’s +14 years, and not that he expected Jim to be 2 yo, which would bring our boy to 30.
30!
Can you imagine the actual difference that would have made???
A 30 yo is an adult, with formed believes and some established achievements. A 30 yo finished high school, went to college, finished college, had a job, had a long-term relationship, maybe even lived apart from his mother, basically someone who already has some sort of personal individual existence. A 30 yo is fully responsible for his decisions, or at least should be. A 30 yo has life experiences to fall back on.
A 16 yo has none of that.
And Merlin understands that. Merlin makes a choice for him, knowing full well that this child with anxiety and issues and a protector complex will do as planned if the pressure is applied in all the right places. Which is exactly what he did.
Honestly, I need a fic where James Lake Jr, a 30 yo man who works at a local high cuisine restaurant and also is part-time Home Ec teacher at Arcadia High who, on the way to school in the morning discovers the amulet.
I need his gf, who he lives with, the leading actress of the town’s troupe, to be strangely concerned for him picking glowing stuff on the street.
I need his best friend, the headliner of the Arcadia Radio Station, to be convinced that Maybe We Should Not Talk About This On The Radio.
I want Jim in the teacher’s lounge at 10 am drinking bad coffee and making fun of Strickler cause “Man, you must really age well, since you look EXACTLY the same as you did when you taught me history. You are what, sixty now?”
I want Barbara, the head of the clinic, asking Jim over dinner if he is ever going to marry that girl, because it looks like the two of them are pretty damn ready for that. She is not asking for grandchildren, that’s their deal, but it’s been a while since she has been to a nice wedding.
And most importantly, I want Jim to look Merlin in the eye and tell him to fuck off.
I NEED
Trolls Meme, lmao
It’s ✨giving✨
I open the window fully to let the breeze flow in because whenever I pull it to, it makes a groaning noise
But late one night, when I drew the curtains back to open the window fully, I realised it was only groaning because it couldn't get inside