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Imagine if you are just enjoying your day and some 10 y/o schoolkid pulls up on their sentient god bike. That also flies and goes on water. That’s what I feel about the legendary bike pokemon.

I NEED THIS 🎯

found entrapta in xc3

except he is is this 4 year old boy (12ish physically)

his name is Valdi and he looks like a Mechonis (android) from Xenoblade Chronicles 1 except hes vat grown and ages at the same rate as humans somehow because thats how everyone in this game ages, it is pretty fucked up

he is the “best engineer in this side of the war” 

anyway here are the reasons valdi is entrapta

1. he picked a fight with 6 experienced fighters because he wanted to get more supplies for his tech 2. when we beat him he goes WOW, SO COOL, TEACH ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW and our characters are like ???? why would we do that? you tried to fight us??? 3. our resident nopon techie guy is like “your robots were shit because you upgraded light armored robots with heavy robot weaponry” and hes like “oooh that makes sense” 4. “what colony are you from?” “30!!” “who is the commander?” “oh that would be me!!” “you fucking wot mate???” we see him talking to an exasperated advisor, he literally ditches all of his duties so he can come out and fight us with robots 5. “it’s okay i can walk home and make new robots to escort me from random scrap!”  "wouldnt that require salvaging??“ "oh shit, yeah. uhh i might need help” 6. “what were we doing here again??” “salvaging??? did you forget??” “oh yeah!!!” 7. he only makes Attack robots because he loves making Attack robots and has literally never considered doing anything else 8. he sees a bunch of destroyed robots, indicating a lost battle, and is like “wow! this makes me sad because i just WANT TO SALVAGE ALL THIS TECH” and the other characters want to fight him, and then he comes up with some random profound shit he heard from his dead master 9. he. he says this!!!! he says this fucking line!!!!!!

Entrapta: Well, there’s no reason to get huffy because an experiment fails.  Failure is a vital part of scientific endeavor!!!!

(i actually made this joke on tumblr the other day after it was in a trailer, and forgot about it and was taken offguard when he said that quote ingame) 10. he is told “you know if you are sick of people taking advantage of your Attack robots and getting themselves in trouble, you can start making Non-Attack robots, right???” and he goes “OH YEAH… IVE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORe, WTF” 11. he makes an Emily on the spot. he makes a robot to look after himself out of scrap from robots that hed built to kill people. i dont make this up.  12. someone from Management (one of the bad guys) shows up and says “wtf??? you wanna stop making destroyer robots??? from what i recall, you said "ill be fine as long as i can make my death robots”, right???“

13. he also doesn’t really give a shit about helping Agnians, the opposite side of the war, or his colony’s sworn enemy Ouroboros, because he kind of sees everyone as an opportunity to learn more about technology. he is the ONLY character in the game so far to not care what side of the fight he’s helping. 

EDIT: 14. even though he kind of sends them to their death, he thinks all the robots he creates are sapient. he says “in the next life ill make you into the best protector robot” immediately before he pulls a gun on his best creation to destroy it. then his giant mech is stolen, his emily-bot dies protecting him, and he has his mandatory xenoblade chronicles breakdown about how he is a small guy but his robots taught him he was worth something. this kid is fucking wild. 

EDIT 2: 15. i told him everything in his life was a lie and he didnt give a shit!!! he let me liberate his colony without asking any questions or talking to any of them about it. 

16. then he asked to join my team and when i accepted it said that I “inherited his traversal ability and can now climb up walls”, which sounds about right. 

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