Modern Hisuian Forms Part 1: Decidueye

Modern Hisuian Forms Part 1: Decidueye

It's actually completely possible to get certain Hisuian forms in the modern day. However, due to the Inheritance wars (an interfamily conflict between Cyrus and multiple cousins over the position of head of the Akagi clan) most of Pro. Laventon's research has been lost to time and oral retellings from rare Plantinum Clan deserters. Today I'll be talking about the Hisuian Deciueye line and how to get your own owl that's 4X weak to flying! (Please make sure your local nurse joy is aware of what you are doing, that your doing it in a safe humane manner, and that your Pokemon agrees to it!) Every evolutionary stage has its own steps so we'll do it by Mon!

Rowlet: First off, slowly but surely introduce red meat to your buddy's diet. The Rowlet of Hisui was noted to consume half their body weight in Pachirisu meat. This is actually the easiest part, the Deciueye line is naturally omnivorous with heavy herbivores leanings so introducing protein-rich meats shouldn't be too hard.

The second point is DON'T LET ROWLET SLEEP. Rowlet sleeps to achieve two things, to conserve energy and to build up a connection to the metaphysical plane of spirits. This is the start of Alolan Decidueye's Ghost-typing. Keep Your little owl buddy up with fun games and activities to keep its attention. The recommended amount of sleep it should get is about seven per night.

Dartrix: there's a lot less to cover here as your care set the groundwork, now all we have to do is build on it. First off, make sure Dartrix gets plenty of exercise during the day. Hisuian Dartrix were diurnal, meaning they got much more sunlight that they burned off much faster than their nocturnal cousins.

*Second, make sure Dartrix is hunting its own food. at this point, Hisuian Dartrix was expected to have left the (Most likely temporary) nest.

* Third, introduce it to colder temperatures. This one is important. It will help stimulate feather growth.

Fourth, teach Dartix Low Sweep and Low Kick. Self-explanatory really.

*Finally, make sure Dartrix meditates. This will allow it to connect to the physical-spiritual plane, otherwise known as the Aura field. Most powerful fighting types such as Lucario use this field to enhance their already great physical might. Hisuian Decidueye is no exception.

Modern Hisuian Decidueye: Congrats! if you made it this far, your buddy's evolved into a Grass/Fighting type! Make sure you keep up the exercise regimen and it's red meat diet (fruit is okay as a snack, however)

Also, make sure you are aware that Hisuian Decidueye is much more aggressive than its Alolan counterpart.

It's also a wanderer, so it might disappear every now and then. This is completely normal.

Final warning, Hisuian Decidueye, thanks to the much harsher environment where it was raised, is a pure combat species. This means it NEEDS to battle regularly to stay healthy. Do not keep it as a non-combative companion, if you don't plan on having serious battles, DO NOT EVOLVE YOUR ROWLET INTO THIS FORM!

My team from Legends! (Well, the team I'm using to fight Arceus)

Row Row the Decidueye

Nitro the Luxray

Daring the Staraptor

Apollo the Espeon

Sneak the Sneasler

Phage the Zoroark

Now all I need is to catch 300 more Pokemon and these guys and gals can murder god!

it's weird because they are capable of drawing non-horny female characters. they just don't for FGO for some reason

ibuki’s color palette is fucking vile and her design is Peak Horny Raita but her character is so fun that i’m legitimately looking at the mess of a summer variant (and it’s a Raita Summer Servant so you know it’s going to be absolutely fucked) and going ‘well, maybe i can roll for her a little’

mutuals. get in the musashi car

this time, we're going to save las vegas.

Spoilers for Xenoblade Chronicles 1, 2 and 3:

Thinking about how all the major villains in Xenoblade portrays our struggle with human nature’s worst aspects and our own capacity for evil.

Ok, that probably sounded super pretentious but seriously. The entire event that kicked off all of this was the reckless actions and selfish curiosity of a single man. Klaus performed the phase transition experiment out both a cynicism with the current state of the world and the arrogant belief that he could surpass humanity and all its flaws. And in doing so, he not only destroyed the world in a way that took millions of years to heal, but ripped apart reality itself so badly that, as we learn in Xenoblade 3, nature itself is STILL trying to repair the damage he did after god knows how much time, by bringing together the fractured universes he created.

Zanza is very clearly inspired by the Gnostic demiurge, a false god that keeps the world in their thrall. But the very thing that makes him a demiurge is that he has the power of a god, but he THINKS like a human. Because he once was one. His evil is rooted in human emotions, ego and fear. He sacrifices his creations because he fears death and would rather cut down his ‘children’ before they forget him than fade away. Zanza was once an ordinary man, but now he has the power of a god. And he demonstrates how disastrously wrong it would go if a single human ever had that level of power to do with as they wished.

Or look at Amalthus. His entire character is built on the dichotomy of a man who has seen the worst of people, has witnessed the lengths of peoples cruelty in war across so many years, but is incapable of perceiving those same flaws in himself. He’s a lot like Klaus was, waxing poetic about humanity’s evil while making the same mistakes. He’s right about humans on a lot of counts. But he’s also a hypocrite thinks he’s above those evils, paradoxically becoming just as, if not more monstrous than the people he hates.

Even when the villains of Xenoblade aren’t human, their villainy is often a product of humankind. The clearest example of this is Malos. Like all Blades, his personality is shaped by the Driver who awakens him. And Amalthus nihilistic outlook and hatred of the world bleeds into him and feeds his desire to destroy it. He’s a non-human living weapon, sure. But he’s a man-made weapon as well.

And now we have Xenoblade Chronicles 3 where the source of all the awful things in Aionios is a machine. Origin responded to the thoughts and feelings it recognised from the people of both worlds, their fear of death, of change, of the unknown. And that reaction created Moebius (and by extension, Z) who created ‘the endless now’ as a supposed escape from those ugly parts of the world, but only ended up repeating them, creating a hellish war torn false reality that kept everyone trapped in a pointless cycle.

Like Malos, Origin is a machine whose damaging actions mirror the flaws of its creators. Like Zanza, Z field himself with peoples lives, using the people of the world as a tool to escape his fear of his own inevitable end.

The villains of Xenoblade range from gods, to AIs to abstract metaphysical concepts but they are all ultimately human or born from humans. It’s never just, ‘humans against the monsters/a machine/god because those non-human entities were typically created BY humans in some way. When you combine that with how many of the more minor villains are disgusting, despicable people, (Mumkhar, Bana, Gort, most of the consuls, D especially), it’s easy to say that Xenoblade has a very cynical outlook on human nature, that it’s saying we’re all just self destructive monsters the world would be better off without.

And yet, the protagonists challenge that by showcasing the best of humanity. Shulk breaks the cycle of violence in Bionis and Mechonis and gives everyone a future. Rex witnesses the worst of Alrest but instead of letting it break him, remains committed to change things for the better. Noah, Mio and their friends question the system that control them, symbolically face the fear of all of humankind, and resolve to restore their worlds (in turn laying the way for a new one), even if they have no guarantee that they’ll see each other again. Their only certainty at this point is each other but they’re wiling to give that up to give everyone else a chance. Unlike Z or even Zanza, they choose self sacrifice and accept change even if they personally come off worse.

Xenoblade is a series where people are the cause of 99% of life’s problems, but they’re also the solution. Even when the villains are monsters, machines or even gods (all of which can be very stock tropes in RPGs especially) they’re nearly always man-made in some way. And triumphing over them represents overcoming our own capacity for evil.

It can be discouraging to accept how much we routinely ruin everything around us, but that’s the first step to realising what we can fix as well. It’s so easy to feel defeated and assume that we’re all awful and beyond saving. That’s the conclusion Jin and N both came to: The world is fundamentally awful and you can’t change it. Xenoblade’s stories show the best and worst of people, And I found that statement really moving. We can be utterly despicable, but we can also be better.

The Summer Event is just Skadi and the Valkyires hunting us all for sport. It turns into the most dramatic event period, all because Guda question why Skadi isn't more war like. It ends with Guda seemingly being shot in the head, but it turns out it was just paint. Guda's just sitting there with red paint questioning what the fuck just happened, while CasCu and Sitonai just look on in pity.

OK if the summer leaks are real and they follow up Merlin and Gareth with fucking Wu?? Skadi??? Valkyrie?? Literally the most unsexy Summer event ever and Summer Ibuki only barely saves it.