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Hugs From Crosshair:
Hugs from Crosshair:
Crosshair: given you are injured I will allow you to hug me for four to five seconds
Cobalt: FORTY FIVE SECONDS
Crosshair: *quickly* no no, I said four to-
*Cobalt quickly hugs him*
Cobalt: too late
*Crosshsir just sighed and patted Cobalt's head awkwardly*
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More Posts from Cc-cobalt-1043
Crosshair's texts:
Crosshair: *sending Hunter a text* I miss you
*barely Two seconds later*
Crosshair: *sending another text* that was a moment of weakness...Kriff you
Tech and Scorch:
Tech: *reading a datapad* I've read studies that suggest that the type of weather actually makes the day last longer
Scorch: *bored out of his mind* there must be a hell of a storm somewhere
Bad batch chores list:
Crosshair: alright, Hunter is having a day off and he's left me this chores list on these datapads for the ship's maintenance check this afternoon, Tech, carry out the daily maintenance check on the ship
*Tech nodded and left*
Tech: Wrecker, make sure all your fitness equipment is put away properly and then make sure Gonky is charged
Wrecker: do I get candy after
Crosshair: no
Wrecker: awww *he walked away*
Crosshair: Cobalt, check the on-board systems in the ship are working
Cobalt: okay *he left*
Crosshair: okay last, and least in my opinion, Trix
Trix: *sarcastically* what is thy bidding my master
Crosshair: *not amused* go into the forest and never come back
Trix: HEY, what does it actually say
Crosshair: help Tech with the maintenance check and make sure we're fully stocked with the right supplies
Trix: it will be done my lord *he quickly left*
Crosshair: *rolling his eyes* no wonder Hunter enjoys his days off, everybody here is impossible
The real reason Crosshair turned evil:
This my friends, is the true reason Crosshair became evil:
HE GOT LULA'D
The voices in my head:
*Crosshair is glaring at a bunch of Regs*
Reg 1: what
Crosshair: the voices in my head say I should kill you all..... violently
*The Regs all recoil in terror*
Reg 2: please don't
Crosshair: oh relax, I was joking
*The regs all sigh in relief*
Crosshair: that's not what they said
The Regs: .................