Soo, I Got Bored And Decided To Take This Test To See Who I Ended Up With. First I Got My Boi, Konner

Soo, I got bored and decided to take this test to see who I ended up with. First I got my boi, Konner Kent! (Wasn't it spelled conner??) I love this child so much! He is just so relaxed and jokes around a lot. Don't think I would date him, but we would be great friends.

I tried again to see if anyone else would be suitable for me. And I got JASON TODD. This 6 foot tall motherf*cker with a body that was chiseled by the Gods. I swear he can crush me with his thighs and I would say 'Thank you'. This man would be a literary genius and have cooking skills that would rival Gordon Ramsay's.

Compared to my potato lookin' butt who can burn microwavable popcorn. I feel like he would just date me in fear of me getting food poisoning, instead of actually liking me. 👍

I finally did it.

https://uquiz.com/u19pWg

I CAN'T LOSE THIS AGAIN

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

Okay so

So hear me out.

Similar to my other snippet about how Batman/Bruce's coffee habits are the reverse of what most people think, what if like

Like. Batman's handwriting, okay? What if.

What if because he has to Think ALL THE TIME as Batman, he doesn't want to have to Think when he's Brucie whenever logistically possible/or safe. So his handwriting as Bruce is the handwriting that comes easiest, fastest, most naturally ingrained from years of practice.

But Batman. It's gotta be different. As different as possible. And very clear and legible. So. So not only does he swap to his right hand, it's.

It's that big round middle school girly almost bubble letters, with the open shapes to dot the i's, and his signature is just a cute little bat swoosh. And he loves it because it throws people off and puts them on the back foot and Gordon HATES it because it makes incident paperwork a NIGHTMARE (although he never admits that yes, it... it actually IS easier to read than his other officers' tight scrawlings) and so there's memos around the league like (forgive me, it's not quite the right example, but i was never good at this type of handwriting)

But then Clark comes into work one day and Lois is all "Hey, Bruce came by, he left a note in your office. Something about watching his dog for a bit I think? and its

Made a flower for today

That's all

Made some tired Batblob. •-•

Indead it does. I can just imagine him going online and buying a complete set to match the shoes. And I mean a complete set including:

1. A chicken helmet with cross eyed visors and a voice modulator to sound like the rubber chicken

2. A rubber chicken chestplate(??)

3. Thick chicken thigh pants

He would parade around in his armor riding a T-rex and troll the unfortunate au that manages to catch his gaze. Cross will also be there to help steal tacos and cookies for the two of them.

It suits him very well