This Is How I Procrastinate - Tumblr Posts
I can't stop procrastinating. I have tons of things to do, even cooler things than what i'm doing now but it seems like i'm attached to my cellphone and just can't get away from this endless loop
“Socks are well-pressed, toenails are shortened, plushies are arranged according to size, expiration dates of the canned food are checked, days up to Christmas are counted, flowers are deadheaded … I guess, now must write.”
— Mimi Gaisser
Gentle Vibe Check
Sometimes you get catfished by your own brain to read a 50K word fan fiction when you should be working, and that's okay, buddy. You'll get through this. We'll get through this.
Soo, I got bored and decided to take this test to see who I ended up with. First I got my boi, Konner Kent! (Wasn't it spelled conner??) I love this child so much! He is just so relaxed and jokes around a lot. Don't think I would date him, but we would be great friends.
I tried again to see if anyone else would be suitable for me. And I got JASON TODD. This 6 foot tall motherf*cker with a body that was chiseled by the Gods. I swear he can crush me with his thighs and I would say 'Thank you'. This man would be a literary genius and have cooking skills that would rival Gordon Ramsay's.
Compared to my potato lookin' butt who can burn microwavable popcorn. I feel like he would just date me in fear of me getting food poisoning, instead of actually liking me. 👍
I finally did it.
https://uquiz.com/u19pWg
Today is the day! Where our neighborhood hothead becomes the center of attention once again!! Please welcome, Sanemi Shinazugawa!! The Wind Pillar! The Suicidal Maniac! The Big Brother! Kanae's Secret Love Intrest! My Unfortunate Comfort Character!!
I just wanna wish him an AMAZING BIRTHDAY!! May he be in denial of his feelings for a bit longer ✨️ But pleasantries aside, why the hell is he so HOT?!? He has so many fucked up scars and weird ass eyes, but he still looks so damn good. He is like a 10 every single day. While I look like a 6 on a great day. AND I HAVE EYEBROWS!!! >:( Am I jealous of the fact that he is so pretty? Yes. Do I care? No. I'm just gonna enjoy his bare chest a while longer.
Indead it does. I can just imagine him going online and buying a complete set to match the shoes. And I mean a complete set including:
1. A chicken helmet with cross eyed visors and a voice modulator to sound like the rubber chicken
2. A rubber chicken chestplate(??)
3. Thick chicken thigh pants
He would parade around in his armor riding a T-rex and troll the unfortunate au that manages to catch his gaze. Cross will also be there to help steal tacos and cookies for the two of them.
It suits him very well
I have never related to an image so hard in my life.
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