Okay So

Okay so

So hear me out.

Similar to my other snippet about how Batman/Bruce's coffee habits are the reverse of what most people think, what if like

Like. Batman's handwriting, okay? What if.

What if because he has to Think ALL THE TIME as Batman, he doesn't want to have to Think when he's Brucie whenever logistically possible/or safe. So his handwriting as Bruce is the handwriting that comes easiest, fastest, most naturally ingrained from years of practice.

But Batman. It's gotta be different. As different as possible. And very clear and legible. So. So not only does he swap to his right hand, it's.

It's that big round middle school girly almost bubble letters, with the open shapes to dot the i's, and his signature is just a cute little bat swoosh. And he loves it because it throws people off and puts them on the back foot and Gordon HATES it because it makes incident paperwork a NIGHTMARE (although he never admits that yes, it... it actually IS easier to read than his other officers' tight scrawlings) and so there's memos around the league like (forgive me, it's not quite the right example, but i was never good at this type of handwriting)

But then Clark comes into work one day and Lois is all "Hey, Bruce came by, he left a note in your office. Something about watching his dog for a bit I think? and its

Happy Birthday Breaking Bad!

Look, I won't say much on this post. That is because their is nothing that I can say to summarize this shows greatness. It is beautiful. It is flamboyant. It is one of the best things I have ever watched. I am done now.

Stanley: Which is correct, 7 and 5 IS thirteen, or 7 and 5 ARE thirteen?

Narrator: Neither

Narrator: Because it's twelve

Happy Fourth of July possibly Humans!!

Since today is important in some part of the world, enjoy this picture of Toby

Like this? Then you'll love the next picture. It is the same picture but

✨️ Cursive ✨️

(Not really Cursive because who does that??)

Make sure to stay tuned to. . . Nothing. It is a miracle that I posted anything today.

Narrator : Stanley, are you drinking hydrogen peroxide?!

Stanley : It says H2O2! That means it’s the sequel to water!

Technoblade Never Dies! ❤️

-Made this in tribute to Alex-

ᵀʰᵉʳᵉ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒ ʷᵒʳᵈˢ ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵘˢᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵉˢᶜʳᶦᵇᵉ ᵀᵉᶜʰⁿᵒᵇˡᵃᵈᵉ. ᴵ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰᶦⁿᵍ ʰᶦˢ ᵛᶦᵈᵉᵒˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵗʳᵉᵃᵐˢ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ʰᵉ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ᶜʰᵉᵉʳᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ ᵘᵖ. ᴬˡʷᵃʸˢ ᵍᵃᵛᵉ ᵐᵉ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʷʰᵉⁿ ᴵ ʷᵃˢ ᵈᵒʷⁿ. ᵀʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵃˢ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵃ ᵈᵃʸ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʰᵉ ᵈᶦᵈⁿ'ᵗ ᵈᵒ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ᵐᵉ ˢᵐᶦˡᵉ. ᴵ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᴵ ʷᶦˡˡ ᶜʰᵉʳᶦˢʰ ʰᶦˢ ᵐᵉᵐᵒʳʸ ᶠᵒʳᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵒⁿ, ᶠᵒʳ ʰᵉ ᶦˢ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍʳᵉᵃᵗᵉˢᵗ ᵍᵃᵐᵉʳˢ ᵒⁿ ᵐᶦⁿᵉᶜʳᵃᶠᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃⁿ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈ. ᴴᵉ ʷᶦˡˡ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵈᶦᵉ ᶦⁿ ᵐʸ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ, ⁿᵒʳ ʷᶦˡˡ ʰᵉ ᵇᵉ ᶠᵒʳᵍᵒᵗᵗᵉⁿ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᵉˣᵗ ᵍᵉⁿᵉʳᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿ, ᶠᵒʳ ᴸᵉᵍᵉⁿᵈˢ ˡᶦᵛᵉ ᵒⁿ.

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