I Have A Quote Book Filled With Out Of Context Things My Friends Have Said, So I Thought It Would Be

I have a quote book filled with out of context things my friends have said, so I thought it would be fun to do incorrect quotes with YV boys and listeners :]

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"So what if I get AIDS?" - VotP!Rook

"It's been a whore house since middle school" -Casper

"not to be rude but you look like a non-pedifilic pedophile" -Seth tho Derick

"Honestly the way I feel rn is very similar to the way a baha blast mountain dew tastes" - Casper

"Peeling my burrito like corn"- high Charlie

"Kids are like pets, but they talk back to you" -Charlie

"Bitch I lift" -Auron

"Sigh. this. with. your. blood." -Auron

"Just remember, if you wanna become a gay communist, you just gotta Call Me Maybe" -Sugarboo

"They can't kill me if they're already dead" -VotP!Sugarboo

"Get a fuckin raccoon in there" -Casper

"I love old man dick" -Rook

"Your eyes ravish the night sky" -Auron

"You almost made me moan, how dare you" -Auron

"Get that whiteness away from me" -VotP!Sugarboo

"I don't wanna do the willy-willy with you unless I know you really well" - VotP!Casper

"Don't hurt me, I'm a ✨material girl✨" - Alphonse

"Tax evasion is a skill" - VotP!Casper

"He's a [raccoon], he doesn't have rights!" -Casper

"I claim my ass slaps" -Seth

"Y'know what? Fuck it. Yorktown." -Sugarboo

"I'll therapize him in secret" -Rook

"It's going IN. MY. MOUTH." -Seth

"I think being gay gives you superpowers" -Alphonse

"I have a big personality, I store it in my boobs" -Seth

Fun fact: one of VotP!Casper's favorite things to do during a mission is to hack into sound systems and blast music while Sugarboo and Rook fight people. It's absolutely hilarious to them.

And the best part about it? It actually helps Sugarboo and Rook by adding another element of chaos to the scene to confuse their targets (though, sometimes it can be very overwhelming and overstimulating for Rook and Sugarboo)

On that note, some of the songs that Casper likes to blast include:

- ROCK THAT SHIT! by Asteria

- TOO MANY LINES! By Asteria

- the Phantom of the Opera Overture

- I'm Still Standing by Elton John (specifically during their take down of their old boss)

If anyone has any suggestions for other songs, feel free to suggest it!

Fun fact: one of VotP!Casper's favorite things to do during a mission is to hack into sound systems and blast music while Sugarboo and Rook fight people. It's absolutely hilarious to them.

And the best part about it? It actually helps Sugarboo and Rook by adding another element of chaos to the scene to confuse their targets (though, sometimes it can be very overwhelming and overstimulating for Rook and Sugarboo)

I'm listening to Good Boy Audio's 'Magic of the Heart' series and my HEADPHONES JUST FUCKING DIED NOOOOOOO

When you finally realize what to do for one of the listener's character designs and it is so smart that you have to stop what you're doing and stare off into the distance thinking 'wow, I really thought of that'

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”