Lol, Any Time Someone Curses In Front Of Sammy Either Jemma Or Azren Comes Up Behind Them And Smacks

Lol, any time someone curses in front of Sammy either Jemma or Azren comes up behind them and smacks the shit out of them because 'that is my child how DARE you curse in front of them!'

( @strayharmony943 )

More bug army incorrect quotes!

Korey: What are you guys playing? 
Duarte : Go Fish. 
Korey: That’s a nice, safe game. 
Korey: But don’t you need cards? 
Duarte : Where do you keep the spear gun?

Azren: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s “intelligent” and “really cool”. 
Azren: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

Raine: The joy of hanging out with Korey. You look away for 5 seconds to make sure something is set up correctly, and they bite the tip of a marker off.

Victor : My assistance will be an act of beneviolence. 
Joan: ...Don’t you mean benevolence? 
Victor : No.

Lamia(jemma’s inner demon) : I wouldn’t wish that upon my worse enemy! 
Lamia : Unless of course. . We’re talking about my enemy, calamity . Fuck you Calamity , you know what you did!

(I feel like those two would have a love hate relationship at times)

Malachi: Snow got me feeling some type of way. 
Vincent : That's hypothermia. Malachi: Damn, the paramedics told me it was the magic of Christmas.

Vincent , watching Korey and Lucy fight:Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?


Raine, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.


Vincent : Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?


Korey: Raine. 
Lucy : Raine. 
Raine: Me.

Victor: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Sammy. 
Jemma: You just said it again. 
Sammy:
Victor: I am not a role model.

Lucy : I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. 
Chester : I witnessed the dumb stuff. 
Amber: I recorded the dumb stuff. 
Malachi: I joined you in the dumb stuff. 
Victor : I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

Duarte , after having a nosebleed: Welp. Time to wash the blood off my hands.

Easton: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it. 
Victor : If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.

Bloodmoon!Azren when he takes flirting advice from calamity: Are you an F5 key? Because that face is refreshing. 
Bloodmoon!Jemma who’s killing a hunter: Are you a software update? because not right now.

(Me in the background dying of laughter)

Amber: Azren ! I thought you were dead! 
Azren : No, just in deep cover. 
Amber: ...But it was an open casket. 
Azren : It was very deep.

Korey: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.

Victor : Heck.

Korey: You're on thin fucking ice.

Korey: Oh no-

East: Today at 7 am, Duarte poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing. 
Korey: I watched Duarte brew their coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think they ascended into the astral realm. 
Azren: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me.

*Korey is cleaning the house and they find an empty bottle of orange juice* 
Korey: Clear orange juice? 
Korey: Oh, it's empty. 
Marco, who has been watching the entire time: I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot.

Vincent : In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity? 
Chester , turning to Victor : How tall are you?

Chester : When life gives you lemons, what do you do? 
Korey: Make lemonade! 
Chester : No, throw them back up in the sky and make life deal with it’s own shit.

A/n: I hope you enjoy and if your bug is out of character than I’m sorry

Bugs in this one

Duarte- @puffin-smoke

Azren- @strayharmony943

Easton- @itsargyle

Chester- @not-5-rats

Vincent & Victor- @littlesiren79

Amber- @astralbulldragon13

Lucy- @castbracelet240

Malachi- @stxph-artist

Korey- @rozeliyawashereyall

Sammy- @ccstiles

Raine- @willowve01

Thank you good sir 🫡

Alright, I finally have some time to watch Neon Wings, so let's get this show on the road!

I will be live posting my reaction, so

⚠️ spoilers up ahead!!!⚠️

@escapedaudios if Neon Wings ends like The Neon Barbarian, there will be consequences /lh /hj

AGAIN WITH "until the next sunrise" AGHHHHH

Alright, I finally have some time to watch Neon Wings, so let's get this show on the road!

I will be live posting my reaction, so

⚠️ spoilers up ahead!!!⚠️

@escapedaudios if Neon Wings ends like The Neon Barbarian, there will be consequences /lh /hj

Wtf are those sounds in the background????

Alright, I finally have some time to watch Neon Wings, so let's get this show on the road!

I will be live posting my reaction, so

⚠️ spoilers up ahead!!!⚠️

@escapedaudios if Neon Wings ends like The Neon Barbarian, there will be consequences /lh /hj

So, here's an update on what I'm calling the 'Maid Dress Series'

For those who don't know, one random Wednesday afternoon I realized I had free will as an artist and with that realization I decided I'm drawing all the characters from the ASMR/character rp series I've seen aaaaand

This is the current list of series I've seen. Every major character from all of these series are on an online wheel spinner that chooses who I'm drawing next. No one is safe (except for the girls, they're safe)

I may have bitten off more than I can chew but hey, it gives me an excuse to draw men in dresses so who's gonna stop me?

Makkaro has already been posted and Auron is up next, so enjoy the show :]

Jemma in all AUs is mother while Azren is a boyfail in all AUs >:3

More bug army incorrect quotes

Victor : Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?

Jemma: *raises hand*

Raine: *puts their hand down*

(Jemma is bisexual)

Amber: Why are your tongues purple?

Azren: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Jemma : I had a red one.

Amber: oh.

Amber:

Amber: OH.

Nash:

Nash: You drank eachothers slushies?

Raine: Seriously, Korey, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to?

Korey: That’s not important

Raine: I DISAGREE.

Sammy: You know what your problem is?

Emerald : I only have one?

Jemma: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.

Victor: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Chester : YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

Joan: If I fall down these stairs, I'm just going to lay down and accept my fate.

Modern Au

Duarte: Get in loser, we're going shopping.

Easton: This is a McDonald's drive thru.

Mafia!Jemma: Are you ready to commit?

Mafia!Azren : Like, a crime or a relationship?

Victor : Nothing in life is free.

Raine: Love is free.

Emerald : Knowledge is free.

Sammy: Friendship is free.

Korey: Self-respect is free.

Timmy: Everything's free if you don't pay for it.

The Squad: ...

Emerald : Timmy , that's illegal-

Victor : No, let them finish!

One of the bugs walking around and stubs their toe on a table leg and starts cursing a lot while jumping on one foot

Jemma covering Sammy’s ears:..

Sammy having no idea what’s going on: *Confused

Easton: *Locks Korey in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.

Korey : What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

Vincent : I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about our relationship.

Chester : These are handcuffs.

Vincent : Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime!

Jemma in all Aus treating Sammy like her son: :3

Azren in all Aus: being a simp for jemma

Bugs in this one

Victor&Vincent- @littlesiren79

Raine- @willowve01

Sammy- @ccstiles

Duarte- @puffin-smoke

Azren- @strayharmony943

Emerald- @aspenm00n

Korey- @rozeliyawashereyall

Joan- @rustycopper4use

Chester- @not-5-rats

Easton- @itsargyle

Amber- @astralbulldragon13

Nash- @lightdragon789