Break Up Prank (Haikyuu!! Fake Texts)

Break Up Prank (Haikyuu!! Fake Texts)

(Captain Version) Part 1

A/N: okay so Kita doesn’t have any screen time either wtf. And nobody told me that fake texts were so damn fun to make😔 A knee ways, enjoy!

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Haikyuu!! Observations:  Chapter 372 and 395 Parallels

** SO. MANY. SPOILERS. BELOW **

Have I established that Furudate is master class in terms of narrative? The parallels in Chapter 372 and 395 of Haikyuu!! are stunning, and need to be discussed.

First off, though, is the establishment of a timeline. Because this final arc has been a mess to make linear sense of…I have no clue how the anime will handle this, other than putting title cards in every single flashback to keep us on track!

For starters, the Ushijima flashback in Chapter 395 happens nearly TWO YEARS before the events of Chapter 372. We get this evidence because at the start of Chapter 395, we have this shot of Ushijima: 

Not only does it establish he’s 19, but he’s not on the Schweiden Adlers, yet. He’s in his debut year, playing for the Japan national team. I wonder if he made the switch to play because Hoshiumi joined the Adlers, or Kageyama? And then, in Chapter 372, when we get his selfie reaction – MORE ON THAT BELOW – we see that he’s 21 and on the Adlers. So two years difference in those flashbacks in 395 vs. 372, and a total of FOUR years’ difference between the events of Chapter 395 and the present Haikyuu!! timeline. Simple to keep up, right?

So, if the current timeline is November 2018, then it’s around 2014 when Chapter 395 happens. Hinata is considering doing Beach volleyball in his second year, as evidence below, and Oikawa has already joined the Argentinean League right out of high school, which will get brought up below, too.

Okay, getting on track now that we’ve established the timeline – the first major parallel is Iwaizumi meeting Ushijima,  similar to Oikawa and Hinata meeting in Chapter 372, only, of course their meeting is so nonchalant and chill, versus Hinata and Oikawa’s dramatic sand reunion: 

BUT HERE, my friends, is where the parallels of Hinata/Oikawa/Iwaizumi/Ushijima create a magnificent Venn Diagram of Narrative Magnificence! You have parallels of:

* TRAINING TO GET BETTER *

Hinata went to the beach in Rio to train in beach volleyball to become a more well-rounded trainer. 

Ushijima went to California to get advice and practice training with his father’s foreign league team, much like Oikawa did with joining the Argentinean League…

* TRAINING WITH YOUR IDOLS * 

Oikawa establishes in Chapter 372 that he immediately went to Argentina after high school because he wanted to play under the guidance of Jose Blanco, the famous Argentinean setter that he idolized as a kid and still very much respected as a young adult and player. He ALSO, and this is important, establishes that he was going to break into the foreign leagues to get stronger anyway, and that his overall goal is to make it into an Olympics-playing team some day. Given that Hinata’s encounter with Oikawa happens in 2017, he’s been playing with Argentina about three years at this point. 

But THEN, we also have Iwaizumi, who back in 2014, went to California after high school to go to college at USC-Irvine in California. His whole reasoning is that a famous Japanese trainer works with the volleyball team there and that Iwaizumi has been a huge fan of him and his published work. He also wants to major as in Sports Science, as we the audience are led to believe, to become a Physical Trainer and intern with the author, Takashi Utsui, once he graduates college. 

And of COURSE, there’s the reveal then that Iwaizumi’s actual idol in real life is also the real-life father of his team’s long rival, Ushijima himself. It’s worth posting this reaction alone. Iwaizumi, you beautiful dork, you. If Oikawa ever saw that face, though…

It’s also worth noting at this point that clearly Oikawa and Iwaizumi keep in contact, as evidence in his conversation with Ushijima. I have to say, this chapter showcasing Iwaizumi as the peace-keeper; able to be friends with both Oikawa and his hardest rival, Ushijima, is fantastic. It calls back to when Oikawa was making fun of Hinata outside the bathroom, and Iwaizumi chided him for it. Iwaizumi is just an honest, straightforward, nice guy. 

Well….Nice to a point. Let’s all revel in the fact that it was IWAIZUMI, y’all, who started this selfie war. Keep in mind, this was 2014 when he and Ushijima supposedly sent the selfie to Oikawa of themselves. And then, three years later, Oikawa pays them all back: 

The final parallel, interestingly enough, with Oikawa and Ushijima, who admits that he has hit a wall and has to move forward to get stronger. Revealing that just maybe, he’s not quite the “genius spiker” that Oikawa pegged him as. That maybe he really is just a normal guy that got “lucky” in terms of the father that helped protect his unique attribute of being a “south paw” and, like Kiyoomi in Chapter 394, was lucky to have those around him that he did to help foster his strength as a player. 

Basically, Furudate has given us so much to work with in showing how these characters, who seem so fundamentally different, have so much more in common that we realize at first glance. It’s so masterful to see these moments of set up and payoff happening with so much satisfaction for the reader. I love it.

OH, and of course, I wasn’t going to leave you all without this little set of notes from Chapter 395: 

* Tendou in this chapter wasn’t current time skip Tendou. It was 2014 Tendou. So technically, we have no clue what his hair looks like now – though he’s fabulous either way!  So there’s that.

* It’s shown at the end of the chapter Ushijima’s father watching him play from California. We also see, since it’s 2:20 am there, that Iwaizumi is asleep, still in California, too. If it’s 2018 currently in the series, it means that Iwaizumi did graduate college, and has been interning for Utsui for likely a year, now (because it showed he was a sophomore in the flashback):

@tatakunara-orerumade​ and @hopipp​ have already posted my headcanons ahead of me, but basically – if the Olympics happen in 2020, a year and a half from now, that’s plenty of time for Iwaizumi to take his Bachelor’s in Sports Science, internship knowledge from working under his idol Utsui, and make it back to Japan to be a physical trainer for the same team as Ushijima, and more importantly for my shipping, fangirl heart, potentially Oikawa at the Olympics. It would be a beautiful payoff for all the set up these chapters have given us, and a beautiful wrap-up for the series. If we don’t actually get to see the Olympics happen in Haikyuu!! though, you better believe there’s going to be fanfiction about this. *runs off to write* 

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Two male figures with an obvious height difference racing against each other, with no thoughts but to win suddenly stopped when they realized they were lost.

“You totally went the wrong way, didn’t you!” The shorter of the two who had orange hair.

“That’d be you, dumbass!” The taller one with black hair retorted. They were glaring at each other until they noticed a sign of where they are.

“This is where Shiratorizawa is…” The raven-haired male mumbled.

“Shiratorizawa?! Isn’t that where Ushiwaka is?!”

“Do you have some business with me?” The duo turned to the direction of the voice.

“Japan!!!” They were scared until they saw that he was uh- carrying…a girl? 

“Toshi? What’s wrong? Are we there yet?” An adorable voice came from the girl Ushijima was carrying.

“Don’t worry, nothing is wrong. We’ll be there soon.” The duo saw Ushijima’s face visibly soften, and they got even more scared.

“If you have no business with me, then I’ll be on my way.” Ushijima adjusted you to make sure you were comfortable. He turned to look at you as if to ask if you were comfortable, to which you nodded and nuzzled into him more.

“We came from Karasuno, would you allow us do reconnaissance on Shiratorizawa?” The orange-haired male was astounded, weren’t they supposed to do that in secret?

“Karasuno…do whatever you want. No matter how capable you lot may be, you’ll see that we never weaken. I’m returning to school, if you want to watch us then follow me. If you’ll be able to keep up, that is.” Ushijima prepared to continue jogging.

“But…what about the girl you’re carrying?”

“You don’t have to worry about her, just make sure you don’t disturb her, or you won’t be able to get in my school.”

Ushijima let you down after everything that had happened, with the duo challenging him and all.

“Hey! You kids aren’t from here, you’re not supposed to be here!”

“Thank you Ushijima-san for showing us around. We’ll get going now.”

“Bye bye~ Make sure to get back safe~” You waved at them with a closed eye smile making the duo flustered.

“CUTE!!!” The orange-haired male can’t help but utter while the raven-haired male thought it in his head. This made Ushijima frown and tug you closer to his side and glare at the duo. This scared the duo and made them run away.

“Toshi~ You seem excited to meet them again. Let’s head inside now, coach must be waiting for you.” Ushijima nodded and kissed your forehead. 

“WE SAW JAPAN!!! HE HAD A GIRL WITH HIM, HE WAS CARRYING HER! SHE WAS SO CUTE! I’M SO JEALOUS!!” The orange-haired male ranted to his teammates with the raven-haired male nodding and agreeing with everything.

“WAH!!!! THAT LUCKY BASTARD! WE’LL MAKE THEM PAY!!!” A bald male shouted, twirling his shirt in the air.

“Tanaka! Put your shirt back on! And stop yelling!”