Two Male Figures With An Obvious Height Difference Racing Against Each Other, With No Thoughts But To

Two male figures with an obvious height difference racing against each other, with no thoughts but to win suddenly stopped when they realized they were lost.

“You totally went the wrong way, didn’t you!” The shorter of the two who had orange hair.

“That’d be you, dumbass!” The taller one with black hair retorted. They were glaring at each other until they noticed a sign of where they are.

“This is where Shiratorizawa is…” The raven-haired male mumbled.

“Shiratorizawa?! Isn’t that where Ushiwaka is?!”

“Do you have some business with me?” The duo turned to the direction of the voice.

“Japan!!!” They were scared until they saw that he was uh- carrying…a girl? 

“Toshi? What’s wrong? Are we there yet?” An adorable voice came from the girl Ushijima was carrying.

“Don’t worry, nothing is wrong. We’ll be there soon.” The duo saw Ushijima’s face visibly soften, and they got even more scared.

“If you have no business with me, then I’ll be on my way.” Ushijima adjusted you to make sure you were comfortable. He turned to look at you as if to ask if you were comfortable, to which you nodded and nuzzled into him more.

“We came from Karasuno, would you allow us do reconnaissance on Shiratorizawa?” The orange-haired male was astounded, weren’t they supposed to do that in secret?

“Karasuno…do whatever you want. No matter how capable you lot may be, you’ll see that we never weaken. I’m returning to school, if you want to watch us then follow me. If you’ll be able to keep up, that is.” Ushijima prepared to continue jogging.

“But…what about the girl you’re carrying?”

“You don’t have to worry about her, just make sure you don’t disturb her, or you won’t be able to get in my school.”

Ushijima let you down after everything that had happened, with the duo challenging him and all.

“Hey! You kids aren’t from here, you’re not supposed to be here!”

“Thank you Ushijima-san for showing us around. We’ll get going now.”

“Bye bye~ Make sure to get back safe~” You waved at them with a closed eye smile making the duo flustered.

“CUTE!!!” The orange-haired male can’t help but utter while the raven-haired male thought it in his head. This made Ushijima frown and tug you closer to his side and glare at the duo. This scared the duo and made them run away.

“Toshi~ You seem excited to meet them again. Let’s head inside now, coach must be waiting for you.” Ushijima nodded and kissed your forehead. 

“WE SAW JAPAN!!! HE HAD A GIRL WITH HIM, HE WAS CARRYING HER! SHE WAS SO CUTE! I’M SO JEALOUS!!” The orange-haired male ranted to his teammates with the raven-haired male nodding and agreeing with everything.

“WAH!!!! THAT LUCKY BASTARD! WE’LL MAKE THEM PAY!!!” A bald male shouted, twirling his shirt in the air.

“Tanaka! Put your shirt back on! And stop yelling!”

I’m as cusp between Pisces and Aires...

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mine is so accurate im screaminggg

lol where to start? haha

Itaku takes after his mother. Always experimenting in the lab with his mother. He’s considered a child prodigy in medicine and science by other medics. Itaku is the oldest out of the trio. Itaku’s name is a combination of Ita- from Itachi and -ku from Fugaku. He’s very caring for his younger siblings just like Itachi was with Sasuke.

Makoto is the eccentric middle child! he’s my favorite He’s the troublemaker of the 3 lol// often getting into fights with the Uzumaki’s eldest son, Teru. He gets his carefree personality from his maternal grandfather, Kizashi, who he’s quite close with. He’s the only person who actually enjoys his mother’s home cooking lol this makes him immune to poisons. Despite being the oddball, Makoto is quick-witted and has both of his parents’ skills. another prodigy Makoto is named after his paternal grandmother Mikoto with a one letter difference.

Hana is the youngest child who takes after her father. She greatly admires her father and has great respect for her father. She often bickers with Makoto and has declared him her rival because most of their father’s attention is towards Makoto. She is often praised for learning and mastering new techniques and jutsus very quickly. Sasuke named his daughter Hana, which means “flower”, after Sakura. The reason is because Sakura is the flower of his life and he really treasures her.

In fact, Sasuke named all the kids//

haikyuu!! buzzfeed unsolved AU

OK THIS IS THE LAST BUZZFEED UNSOLVED RELATED HEADCANON SET I PROMISE 

[edit: check out the link at the bottom of the post for more buzzfeed unsolved au content :)]

hinata and kageyama:

90% of the show is them yelling and nobody watches it with earphones on

both of them believe in ghosts but that doesn’t mean they want to see one

hinata will literally go to the bathroom five times before going to the spooky house and kageyama gets mad at him for it but there is Fear in his eyes

producer: ‘were you scared?’

kageyama: 'pfft, no’

cameraman: *points camera down to show that kageyama’s legs are shaking*

they also bring a shit ton of food with them when they stay the night at a place and they’ll deadass be eating while talking about the history of the place

‘this house *crunch crunch* was built in *crunch crunch* 1972’

the producers tell them to stop bringing snacks but fans of the show love it

sometimes they’ll shoot a mini mukbang video

SPICY, BARBECUE POTATO FRIES | Mukbang at the Waverly Hills Asylum’

hinata: *looking up how to do a seance on wikihow* it says we gotta offer some food for the spirit

kageyama: *spills the doritos he was eating on the table

*after 20 minutes*

kageyama: fuck this

hinata: *starts eating the doritos*

producer: …

the ghosts: ………………the, audacity

tsukishima and yamaguchi

pretty much a ryan and shane duo right here

yamaguchi: we’ll be visiting this place as part of our ongoing investigation on the question, are ghosts real?

tsukishima: *shakes head*

yamaguchi just wants to see the look of fear in tsukishima’s eyes at least once

yamaguchi: *hears a random thump sound* fUCk tSuKkI a gHoSt!!!

tsukishima: *sees a chair being tossed across the room* huh, the wind is pretty strong today

he likes to stick his head into attics to scare yamaguchi

yamaguchi always carries a water gun full of holy water

yamaguchi: i have holy water with me and i’m not afraid to use it! but i’m also sorry you had to die such a horrible death i hope you find peace soon

tsukishima: *walks into a basement that is supposedly a portal to hell* fuckin’ take me already

so many 'yamaguchi being an angel and tsukishima being a demon for 10 mins’ video compilations 

daichi and sugawara

a very chaotic buzzfeed unsolved duo

suga, who is satan’s child himself, and daichi, who needs a raise

daichi: hello everyone! this is daichi,

sugawara: and suga

daichi: and you’re watching…

sugawara: jackass!!

daichi:…buzz…buzzfeed unsolved??

daichi started out being afraid of almost every place he had to walk into but after having to deal with the chaotic mess that is suga for an entire season, he no longer Feels Fear

this is because suga will deadass film a tiktok dance video no matter where he is

daichi: suga, someone was literally axe-murdered there

suga: *dancing along to ‘I’m a Savage’ or whatever that tiktok song is called*

daichi: *at cameraman* do you see what i have to deal with every day?’

suga is only genuinely scared by ghosts when his followers point out that a ghost was caught on camera in one of his tiktok videos

suga: *watching the video*

that was the end of suga’s tiktok career

tanaka and nishinoya:

another bunch of loud bois but they are much louder than kageyama and hinata

they’re very much into proving the existence of cryptids and are most known for that episode they spent hunting bigfoot by dressing up to look like bigfoot

tanaka: ‘you know that thing they do in cartoons where they stack on top of each other under a coat so they look like just one big guy?’

nishinoya: ‘ryuu i love you so fucking much’

other guy there who is also trying to catch bigfoot: oMg ItS bIgFooT *takes picture with the blurriest camera he could find*

both of them are very committed in their investigation of the supernatural and they’re very unconventional approaches

nishinoya: *lying on the ground in a creepy basement* EAT MY HEART DEMONS! WE’LL PUT THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE!

tanaka: *takes out a spirit board* *spells out O-M-A-E  W-A  M-O  S-H-I-N-D-E-I-R-U*

ghost: *spells out N-A-N-I*

tanaka and nishinoya: *screaming*

kuroo and kenma: 

kuroo deadass flirts with any ghost or demon they encounter and kenma would sleep over in a haunted asylum for ten bucks

kuroo: *sidles up to the infamous annabelle doll* hey there little lady, what’s a pretty thing like you doing in a locked, glass case with a ‘don’t touch’ sign like this?

kenma: kuroo, there’s a demon inside her

kuroo: well, i’m a bit of a demon myself

kenma: she attempted to choke a guy in his sleep

kuroo: oooh, choking. i can get behind that…

kenma: *looks at camera*

the demon in annabelle: d-daddy??

“kuroo flirting with demons and kenma looking at the camera for 5 minutes”

kuroo’s actually a huge fucking scaredy cat and kenma secretly tries to push him over the edge

kenma: *plays computer-generated screams of the damned on his phone*

kuroo: WHAT WAS THAT?

kenma: …I didn’t hear anything *looks at the camera as if he was on the office and plays the sound again*

kuroo: i was too scared to close my eyes last night

kenma: i was actually able to catch a bunch of pokemon last night. who knew the winchester mansion is such a hotspot

producer: did you catch any evidence of ghosts?

kenma: …i caught a gastly

bokuto and akaashi:

bokuto is a die-hard mothman fan and akaashi is emotionally involved in proving that ghosts exist he will stop at nothing

akaashi: all of the evidence on the shadow figures and orbs spotted in this place can only suggest one thing…

bokuto: mothman did it

akaashi: no

bokuto: yes

akaashi: mothman is literally five states away

bokuto: he has wings

during their individual investigations, akaashi has already foreseen how bokuto is going to react

producer: it’s been quiet for a while. do you think bokuto’s no longer scared?

akaashi: oh no. he should be screaming right about now…

bokuto, inside the haunted house: *screams and waves his flashlight around*

akaashi:  and then he’s gonna call for help

bokuto: AKAAAAAASHIIIIIIIIII

*few hours later*

bokuto: i saw my life flash before my eyes in there

akaashi: *muttering incoherently near his ‘evidence wall’ full of blurry pictures and red string*

bokuto: i must’ve stared into the abyss at one point

akaashi: this place is fucking haunted. can i go back? it’s for sale right?

ushijima and tendou:

ushijima’s knowledge of ghosts is based on hollywood movies and tendou has exorcised places just by vibing

ushijima: *brings out a pottery wheel* if there are any ghosts in here, you know what to do

he’s actually never watched Ghost he just knows That One Scene

tendou: *naruto-running through the goatman bridge with a go-pro strapped to his head* IT’S MY BRIDGE GOATMAN, IT’S MY BRIDGE!!!

the Goatman Himself: i’ve never felt so fucking scared in my entire fucking life

ushijima believes that chanting in latin will Summon the Ghosts and tendou takes full advantage of that

tendou: *handing ushijima a slip of paper* here, apparently this will summon a full-bodied apparition

ushijima: thanks *begins chanting*

producer, interviewing tendou to the side: okay, what did you make him read this time?

tendou: i typed out ‘let me eat your ass’ in latin on google translate and went from there

cameraman: *zooms in on ushijima chanting*

the ghost haunting the castle: *is confused in French*

in the end neither of them get evidence on ghosts

ushijima: well, we’ll have better luck next time

tendou: maybe even revisit this place ?

the ghosts: i know i’m dead but this is the first time i’ve been scared for my life

[EDIT: for more buzzfeed unsolved au content written by me, check out The Search for the Mysterious Mothman, a headcanon set feat. bokuaka]

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