This Little Rat Man Quite Literally Clung To His Thighs Crying Pleaseee

this little rat man quite literally clung to his thighs crying pleaseee

POV: I am a sponge ontop a decorator crab and it decides to move 10 metres to a better patch of plankton

By popular demand. The second part. WOAH HAY!

Please don't pay attention to stylistic differences.

Sorry reposting a poll post because I set it for too short a time and tumblr won’t let me edit :/

Given by @wannabe-f-f-friends

Make a poll with five of your all time favourite characters and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favourite!

Passing this off to @willowwispflame, @en-d-d, @commanderbunny, @klltsun25, and @i-guess-im-into-this-now

I had such a hard time picking which characters from what series! I ended up going with the ones that gave me the most brainrot over the years. Like, you ask me about them and I could probably go on for hours.

The person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dashboard.

SVSSS jokes about how SQH or SQQ make modern references and everyone looks at them in confusion are all well in good. Great even, Im a big fan. But I want to play with the "standards of modesty / purity are different in modern vs ancient times" thing and have them make a reference that out of context (or even with context sometimes tbh) is just absoloutley awful down bad filth

Like. SQH is hearing someone stirring porridge or smthn and absentmindedly going, "heh. That's what good pussy sounds lik— wait. Wait no. Wait guys no. WAIT GUYS NO GUYS IM SORRY—"

SQQ looks at him in disgust from behind his fan as if he didn't have the same reflex joke thought

SQH, seeing some random, oddly phallic shaped plant he wrote into the world: twitches like a man who wants to open a comment section that does not exist then reflexively mumbles, "damn I should call her"

MBJ: Who the fuck is her