"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." -Albert Schweitzer
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Cerise-lockwood - Cerise Lockwood
So, I saw this butter at Walmart and I turned and asked my mom:
Me: "Ghee"? Really?
Mom: Yeah, it's a weird butter, a lot of fat in that...
Me: oh...
Mom: *Continues shopping*
Me: Is that why it's called "Ghee"? Because they say "Ghee" *Cue disgusted face* when they eat it?
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what true talent looks like
Aizawa: Do you have any special talents?
Denki: I can recite the entire Bee Movie script in reverse, in 10x speed, with accurate voices, and, also in 3 different languages.
Aizawa:
Aizawa: Get out.
Use This Next Time Your Best Friend Gets A New Partner!
My best friend just got a new boyfriend and for a couple weeks before I met him I was pondering what to say to him as a warning. I decided on this phrase:
"You hurt (BFFs name) and not even the maggots will find your body."
You're Welcome, Overprotective Besties!
Aizawa to his class after Class 1-a
Aizawa: [Walks into a very calm class and is not fooled]
Aizawa: [looks new class in the eyes] DON'T DIE, ATEMT MURDER, BRAKE YOUR BODY ON PURPOSE, OR REPEATEDLY GET ATTACKED BY THE MOST WANTED VILLIANS IN JAPAN!
New class: [collectively makes the conclusion that he is on drugs]
New class: Yes, Aizawa Sensei...
