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1 year ago

No, Grey, they aren't like that!

Grey: [Causually strolling through the floors]

Rachel, Eddie, and Zach: [On Zach’s floor together]

Rachel: I can't believe you're actually allowing me to touch it.

Eddie: Well if you're gonna do this you have to, so...

Rachel: It's pretty long

Grey: [Pauses] Hmm?

Zach: Yeah, yeah whatever

Rachel: Yours too Eddie

Eddie: Sorry, I guess that's my bad

Rachel: They're so soft

Zach: Can you just stop touching it and get this over with?

Eddie: Don't be so hard on Ray-Ray!

Eddie: Thank you for doing this again.

Rachel: It's no problem. I was bored so I thought why not? I'll have to be careful since this is my first time.

Zach: So you mean to tell me you've never done this before?!

Rachel: I’d rather not get into the details

Grey: This would be an interesting developement

Grey: [Opens door to see Rachel in the middle of cutting Zack's hair with Eddie next to her]

Grey: ……?


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1 year ago

so my neighbor just got another truck that's Identical to his first one...

Me: (upon seeing the two trucks) What?

Me:

Me: (Lifting up sunglasses) Sir, I think I'm seeing double.


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1 year ago

Use This Next Time Your Best Friend Gets A New Partner!

My best friend just got a new boyfriend and for a couple weeks before I met him I was pondering what to say to him as a warning. I decided on this phrase:

"You hurt (BFFs name) and not even the maggots will find your body."

You're Welcome, Overprotective Besties!


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4 years ago

Lucas: you know what, jungwoo, you shouldn’t believe everything you see on the internet.

Jungwoo: why? :(

Lucas: coz not everything is true.

Jungwoo: *with teary eyes* what? so there aren’t any beautiful singles in my area wanting to see me?

Lucas: There is! It’s me.

Jungwoo: See? The internet didn’t lie to me! :D

Lucas: Jungwoo, no-


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4 years ago

Original #1

Stray kids: *singing into the unknown*

Changbin: I’m “unknowing” how my life turn into this.


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4 years ago

Original #2

Joshua: money doesn’t buy happines.

Seungkwan: give me the money, then.

Joshua: I was trying to-

Seungkwan: give me the money.

Joshua: that’s not wha-

Seungkwan: gIVE ME THE FUCKING MONEY.


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4 years ago

Eric: [is on fire]

Kevin, panicking: where’s Sangyeon?

Changmin: he’s asleep.

Kevin: ok, I got this. Give me a bucket of water.

Changmin: [hands over bucket of water] here!

Kevin: [dumping the water on Sangyeon’s head] WAKE UP ERIC IS ON FIRE!


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3 years ago

Onew: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant a conch shell!!

Taemin: *struggling to hold a seagull* fucking say that then!!


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3 years ago

leeteuk: heechul, what the fuck??

heechul: you’re going to have to be more specific. I do a lot of “what the fuck” kind of stuff.


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3 years ago

Dawon: every once in a while my braincells kiss and I experience critical thinking.


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3 years ago

Hyunjin: what are you doing?

Yeojin: *laying face down on the mall floor* vibin’

Hyunjin: okay. *steps over Yeojin*


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3 years ago

Jackson: fact: I can jump higher than any tree.

Mark: how is that possible?

Jackson: trees can’t jump.

Mark: I’ll destroy you.


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3 years ago

Kakashi: Ok. Now here's a real list of what it's wrong with you

Sakura: it's alfabetized

Kakashi: And on both sides too

Naruto: No

Naruto; Here’s a list of things that are wrong with you.

Sasuke; there’s nothing on it

Naruto; I know.


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