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No, Grey, they aren't like that!
Grey: [Causually strolling through the floors]
Rachel, Eddie, and Zach: [On Zach’s floor together]
Rachel: I can't believe you're actually allowing me to touch it.
Eddie: Well if you're gonna do this you have to, so...
Rachel: It's pretty long
Grey: [Pauses] Hmm?
Zach: Yeah, yeah whatever
Rachel: Yours too Eddie
Eddie: Sorry, I guess that's my bad
Rachel: They're so soft
Zach: Can you just stop touching it and get this over with?
Eddie: Don't be so hard on Ray-Ray!
Eddie: Thank you for doing this again.
Rachel: It's no problem. I was bored so I thought why not? I'll have to be careful since this is my first time.
Zach: So you mean to tell me you've never done this before?!
Rachel: I’d rather not get into the details
Grey: This would be an interesting developement
Grey: [Opens door to see Rachel in the middle of cutting Zack's hair with Eddie next to her]
Grey: ……?
so my neighbor just got another truck that's Identical to his first one...
Me: (upon seeing the two trucks) What?
Me:
Me: (Lifting up sunglasses) Sir, I think I'm seeing double.
Use This Next Time Your Best Friend Gets A New Partner!
My best friend just got a new boyfriend and for a couple weeks before I met him I was pondering what to say to him as a warning. I decided on this phrase:
"You hurt (BFFs name) and not even the maggots will find your body."
You're Welcome, Overprotective Besties!
Lucas: you know what, jungwoo, you shouldn’t believe everything you see on the internet.
Jungwoo: why? :(
Lucas: coz not everything is true.
Jungwoo: *with teary eyes* what? so there aren’t any beautiful singles in my area wanting to see me?
Lucas: There is! It’s me.
Jungwoo: See? The internet didn’t lie to me! :D
Lucas: Jungwoo, no-
Jungkook: what is this?
Taehyung: my to-do list.
Jungkook: but there’s only my name on it.
Taehyung: ....yes.
Chanyeol: name one thing that’s better than a dog.
Sehun: two dogs.
Chanyeol: oh, shit. YOU-
Halloween
Kevin: trick or yeet?
kid: yeet?
Kevin: *throws the child*
Original #1
Stray kids: *singing into the unknown*
Changbin: I’m “unknowing” how my life turn into this.
Original #2
Joshua: money doesn’t buy happines.
Seungkwan: give me the money, then.
Joshua: I was trying to-
Seungkwan: give me the money.
Joshua: that’s not wha-
Seungkwan: gIVE ME THE FUCKING MONEY.
Carat: i love you! <3
Minghao, disgusted: why?
Jae: shut up, wonpil!
Wonpil: I didn’t say anything.
Eric: [is on fire]
Kevin, panicking: where’s Sangyeon?
Changmin: he’s asleep.
Kevin: ok, I got this. Give me a bucket of water.
Changmin: [hands over bucket of water] here!
Kevin: [dumping the water on Sangyeon’s head] WAKE UP ERIC IS ON FIRE!
Onew: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant a conch shell!!
Taemin: *struggling to hold a seagull* fucking say that then!!
leeteuk: heechul, what the fuck??
heechul: you’re going to have to be more specific. I do a lot of “what the fuck” kind of stuff.
Dawon: every once in a while my braincells kiss and I experience critical thinking.
Hyunjin: what are you doing?
Yeojin: *laying face down on the mall floor* vibin’
Hyunjin: okay. *steps over Yeojin*
Jackson: fact: I can jump higher than any tree.
Mark: how is that possible?
Jackson: trees can’t jump.
Mark: I’ll destroy you.
Kakashi: Ok. Now here's a real list of what it's wrong with you
Sakura: it's alfabetized
Kakashi: And on both sides too
Naruto: No
Naruto; Here’s a list of things that are wrong with you.
Sasuke; there’s nothing on it
Naruto; I know.