The Best Part About Post-finale Minor Family Headcanons Is That Theyre All Of These At Once:

The best part about post-finale minor family headcanons is that they’re all of these at once:

Happy thanksgiving everyone! Have some Vegaspete smut as a treat

I like to imagine that the first time Vegas does decide to bottom for Pete it would go something like this

on a lazy afternoon, just after they had sex, while his come was still cooling in Pete’s ass with Vegas just having made sure Pete wouldn’t come because he had been waiting, because he had been thinking about this planning the best way to absolutely fuck Pete up The way he would stay there contemplating the view, the way Pete would be lying there, on the bed, hands straining against the bounds to watch while he oh so slowly picked up the lube and oh so slowly began to finger himself, opening himself up all the while telling Pete exactly what he was doing what exactly he was planning to do how good it all feels how he cannot wait to have Pete inside himself

the way he would ask Pete to get him hard again, telling him exactly how to suck his cock, how good it was, his mouth was made exactly for this to be used exactly this way

The way Pete would moan, overcome from all of this, the vibrations sending a new wave of pleasure for Vegas

The way Pete would already be so on the edge, waiting to come and knowing he would not be able to for a long time yet, because he knew exactly this was the best form of torture he would ever feel

The way Vegas would want to keep torturing Pete with sweet words, telling him just how good it would all feel, how nothing could ever come close to this

and then Vegas finally having enough of the tease and getting Pete’s dick slowly inside, slowly inch by inch, telling Pete to not even think about moving a muscle or he will walk and leave Pete there hanging and unsatisfied Telling him not to come without his permission or there won’t ever be a repeat of this

setting an unrelenting punishing rhythm seeing Pete go a little wild around the eyes with all the pleasure he is feeling Vegas putting one hand around his neck spanning the whole width Clenching and unclenching with the movement of his hips

And Vegas thinking all the while about this How he wants Pete so much it fucks him up inside on his knees, on his back looking at him with his never-ending gaze like nothing else exists Like Vegas is a god and a beast and Pete is the meal he will be feasting on How he wants Pete to feel pleasure and pain like never before how he just wants to mark him up deep inside so that Vegas is the only thing left no other thoughts, no other wants only this moment this feeling this love

🫣 🫣 

I too hate the love triangle that they put in Wednesday but have you considered that it’s absolutely hilarious that these two boys are trying to one up each other and competing over her and Wednesday absolutely could not care less? Girl is out here solving a murder and connecting with her ancestor, she has neither the time nor patience for these ridiculous boys and I think that’s pretty slay of her. Some queen shit if you will

i will never be the same again. i will never mentally, emotionally or physically recover. i am irreversibly changed on a molecular level and life as i know it is forever gone (finished beyond evil)

the hints were there all along.