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Jack Of All Crimes

They/themI have ‘Tism, ADHD, and anxiety, and I’m queer as all hell, and I like to talk about those things. Beyond that, I shuffle through special interests like a deck of cards and I like to think I’m funny. Sometimes, I even draw. That’s it.

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Did This As My Fanart Project For A Class. My Teacher Said I Should Share This With A Wider Audience.

Did this as my “fanart project” for a class. My teacher said I should share this with a wider audience. I was very ambitious and didn’t get to do everything I wanted to. —I’d love to see others draw for this as well :3

Y’all… know OWCA from Phineas and Ferb? How they have lots of jokes about the inefficient bureaucracy? Yea… I made a paperwork system.

VIDs and Agent IDs, of course, which I made for Perry and Doof, and then for some OCs… and then for Waddles and Gru and BMO. So here are some pictures (including the crossover I drew with the kids) and I made the OWCA Guidelines Outline for the Villain Information System, which is the funniest thing I’ve ever written.

Did This As My Fanart Project For A Class. My Teacher Said I Should Share This With A Wider Audience.
Did This As My Fanart Project For A Class. My Teacher Said I Should Share This With A Wider Audience.
Did This As My Fanart Project For A Class. My Teacher Said I Should Share This With A Wider Audience.
Did This As My Fanart Project For A Class. My Teacher Said I Should Share This With A Wider Audience.
Did This As My Fanart Project For A Class. My Teacher Said I Should Share This With A Wider Audience.
Did This As My Fanart Project For A Class. My Teacher Said I Should Share This With A Wider Audience.
Did This As My Fanart Project For A Class. My Teacher Said I Should Share This With A Wider Audience.
Did This As My Fanart Project For A Class. My Teacher Said I Should Share This With A Wider Audience.
Did This As My Fanart Project For A Class. My Teacher Said I Should Share This With A Wider Audience.
Did This As My Fanart Project For A Class. My Teacher Said I Should Share This With A Wider Audience.
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YORK! YORK! YORK! YORK!

He CANNOT READ! He’s a MALE MODEL! He got SCOUTED as a MODEL just ON THE STREET because he’s TALL AND HOT. He and his QPR POLYCULE ADOPTED A MAN WHOS LOW KEY OLDER THAN THEM and YORK DOES NOT KNOW HOW OLD HE IS.

Also, THIS IS PISSBOY, a version of York that did not HAVE to be made, a different character took on MORE WORK to create this drawing. It is now also a plushie, which I do own.

YORK! YORK! YORK! YORK!
YORK! YORK! YORK! YORK!

He’s a DRAWTECTIVE. It’s a 3-character +GM ttrpg style campaign where instead of fighting with stats, they draw. It’s amazing. If you’re looking for new content, whether for entertainment or good character design or awesome drawings or found family etc etc, there are two seasons of Drawtectives out now FREE on YouTube on the channel Drawfee, and the third season is being written. Each season is roughly 10 episodes, an hour long each. That’s 20 hours of great content or enjoy. Why not?!

ROUND 4 - MATCH 2

ROUND 4 - MATCH 2

Propaganda under the cut!

Propaganda for Malacath from The Elder Scrolls:

The God King of the orcs, the Daedric Prince of vengeance, the ostracized, and the spurned. The Keeper of the Sworn Oath and the Bloody Curse. What else is there to say about Malacath? He used to be the Elven God Trinimac but he was eaten by the Daedric Prince Boethiah and was transformed into his current state, as were all his followers (fun fact, in this universe orcs are considered elves because of this). He is a very paternalistic figure to the orcs, and while they do worship him, he sees them all as his children more than devotees.

Propaganda for Gyorik Rogdul, aka York from Drawtectives:

Gyorik Rogdul, aka York, represents the northern tribe of orcs in this series. And it’s brilliant. He casually reveals the craziest shit about the Orc Lore, like “wild trains” being a Creature in ye northern orc tribes that no one has tamed, not even him. It’s probably true, but no one can know for sure. He’s a detective. He’s a model. He killed his half brother and became a prince. He doesn’t know what syllables are. He can read One english word, “sneppy.” He’s 7 feet tall. He’s ace and on the aro spectrum. He has never thought about gender or sexuality. He wants to fight real bad. He helped trans his friend’s gender. One of his nicknames is Piss Boy. He adopted a grown man as his son with his besties

What us there to say…fearless (other than wild trains, which fair), so much love and dumb fits into that body

G'yorik (York) Rogdul is one of the characters ever. He's illiterate. He loves his friends. He has an honorary son. He's in a mostly-canon polycule. He puts people in arm jail. He's a model and a prince. Literally I love him so much (please watch Drawtectives).


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1 year ago
Tober Drawings. The Better One Is Cat+book, Eclipse ( @eldibujista ), Orb & Key ( @albabbgg ), And Sorta
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1 year ago
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Day 15 Cringetober & Froggyfall! Yoiyocake!

(“Song lyrics” and “trick or treat”)

Fionna and cake is my everything, and as soon as I saw “trick or treat” on the frog one I immediately imagined lil frogs in a candy bucket. Adorable. ‘S what I’m here for.


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1 year ago

Just hit Don’t Even Blink / Chez Platypus.

Doof, no, the invisibility ray was stupid. And you’re gonna hit the Girl Scouts fireside girls with it instead of yourself? So you don’t have to look at them instead of them just leaving because you’re not home?

“LOOK AT YOU YOU’RE JUST A BOTTOM”

that’s so iconic doof but Perry is NOT the bottom of the two of you.

Also the level of coincidence in this episode is even more than usual. It’s incredible. Watching Candace thrust in the driveway as Phineas shouts “it’s gone! It’s back! It’s gone! It’s back! Is one of the great joys of life.

Why does Ferb know quantum theory?????

Also “watching and waiting” is one of my favorite songs by a long shot.

Also also, why does Buford always carry a velvet rope? I mean, I know he has molds of everyone, but… okay, I guess he’s just weird.

Doof’s incredible definitely-intentional door trap, and Perry walking around with a door attached to his foot.

And he wants to eliminate the feeling of love?? Oh you poor sweet darling.

DOOFENSHMIRTZ BRIBED BUFORD AND I JUST—

And then he has the WEIRDEST VIBE FIRST DATE IVE EVER SEEN. She’s NEGGING him. BRUH.

“Y’know, I don’t even put evil on my profile anymore because it attracts so many weirdos.”

“ExCUSE me young man, I’d like to buy your restaurant!”

And oh, Evil Love is so adorable. Cutest song ever. And the woman’s voice contrasted with Doof’s is incredible. Gorgeous.

I have a cold and I’m miserable so I’m rewatching my favorite childhood show, Phineas and Fuckin’ Ferb.

I’m low key live-blogging to my bff so I might as well put some here. I started at season 2 because that’s what google says is the best season and I think it’s right.

I Have A Cold And Im Miserable So Im Rewatching My Favorite Childhood Show, Phineas And Fuckin Ferb.
I Have A Cold And Im Miserable So Im Rewatching My Favorite Childhood Show, Phineas And Fuckin Ferb.
I Have A Cold And Im Miserable So Im Rewatching My Favorite Childhood Show, Phineas And Fuckin Ferb.
I Have A Cold And Im Miserable So Im Rewatching My Favorite Childhood Show, Phineas And Fuckin Ferb.

- Doofenshmirtz has so much trauma and OWCA agents are therapists. He just sits there and eats wings with Perry and talks about how sad he is that he can’t come up with anything evil, then in the aglets episode Perry gives him the delete button to get rid of the embarrassing video, and when the evil plan doesn’t work he comes right back to Perry and says “I have an ouchie… in here” pointing to his HEART IM GONNA CRY DOOOOOOF

- Perry the Platypus makes that little sound intentionally. It doesn’t mean anything. It’s just a sound. Like when I hum at people. It has no translatable meaning, just tone.

- Candace is so stubborn. But she does love her brothers. She gets so mad about the aglets thing, but with Nessy Nosie, she looks at her brother’s puppy eyes and immediately agrees to throw away the evidence she wanted. Then she meets the ACTUAL MYTHICAL MONSTER and doesn’t even care, is just stubborn about it.

- “HAHAHA, IT WORKED! Your miracle growth elixir has turned you into GIANT NERDS!”

- I do enjoy the flawless girl thing. Beauty/cosmetic thing with a whole bunch of cosmetics to make insecure teenagers feel the need to buy a whole bunch of products to look “perfect” but it’s very hyperbolized so it’s clearly visible to be bad, and I’m sensing a moral about that as well. Heck yea. As I’m typing, we’re reaching the end of the episode and yea, “you both make money off of people’s natural insecurities!” Good moral.

- “Oh, that’s our sister… our -chuckles- Big sister.” (She drank the growth elixir)

- (she shrinks back while approaching her mom) “I’m back to normal!” “Normal being a… relative term.”

- why are Baljeets parents so… the way they are. I feel so bad for Baljeet. He’s got that Smart Kid Pressure ™ and can’t escape from it. Except in that one episode… but I haven’t gotten there yet.

- “oh my gosh, the square root of soon… is never.”

- “doofenshmirtz 🎶quality 🎵bratwurst”

- “Make this fish put me down!” “It’s a mammal, Candace!”

- “Your hot dog is no match… for my BRATWURST!” (No but the way Perry just keeps a hot dog in his hat that he summoned like a wizard summons a broom) (the way they’re swordfighting and Doof just takes a bite of Perry’s blade)

-Ferb is so autism

- “You know what they say: if you love something, set it free.” “We do that every day with Perry— oh, there you are, Perry!”

1 year ago

BROS SEASON 2 REALLY IS EVERYTHING I JUST REACHED “Perry Lays an Egg” and “Gaming the System” PLEASE TELL ME GAMING THE SYSTEM IS THE ONE WITH THE LETS GO DIGITAL SONG

I have a cold and I’m miserable so I’m rewatching my favorite childhood show, Phineas and Fuckin’ Ferb.

I’m low key live-blogging to my bff so I might as well put some here. I started at season 2 because that’s what google says is the best season and I think it’s right.

I Have A Cold And Im Miserable So Im Rewatching My Favorite Childhood Show, Phineas And Fuckin Ferb.
I Have A Cold And Im Miserable So Im Rewatching My Favorite Childhood Show, Phineas And Fuckin Ferb.
I Have A Cold And Im Miserable So Im Rewatching My Favorite Childhood Show, Phineas And Fuckin Ferb.
I Have A Cold And Im Miserable So Im Rewatching My Favorite Childhood Show, Phineas And Fuckin Ferb.

- Doofenshmirtz has so much trauma and OWCA agents are therapists. He just sits there and eats wings with Perry and talks about how sad he is that he can’t come up with anything evil, then in the aglets episode Perry gives him the delete button to get rid of the embarrassing video, and when the evil plan doesn’t work he comes right back to Perry and says “I have an ouchie… in here” pointing to his HEART IM GONNA CRY DOOOOOOF

- Perry the Platypus makes that little sound intentionally. It doesn’t mean anything. It’s just a sound. Like when I hum at people. It has no translatable meaning, just tone.

- Candace is so stubborn. But she does love her brothers. She gets so mad about the aglets thing, but with Nessy Nosie, she looks at her brother’s puppy eyes and immediately agrees to throw away the evidence she wanted. Then she meets the ACTUAL MYTHICAL MONSTER and doesn’t even care, is just stubborn about it.

- “HAHAHA, IT WORKED! Your miracle growth elixir has turned you into GIANT NERDS!”

- I do enjoy the flawless girl thing. Beauty/cosmetic thing with a whole bunch of cosmetics to make insecure teenagers feel the need to buy a whole bunch of products to look “perfect” but it’s very hyperbolized so it’s clearly visible to be bad, and I’m sensing a moral about that as well. Heck yea. As I’m typing, we’re reaching the end of the episode and yea, “you both make money off of people’s natural insecurities!” Good moral.

- “Oh, that’s our sister… our -chuckles- Big sister.” (She drank the growth elixir)

- (she shrinks back while approaching her mom) “I’m back to normal!” “Normal being a… relative term.”

- why are Baljeets parents so… the way they are. I feel so bad for Baljeet. He’s got that Smart Kid Pressure ™ and can’t escape from it. Except in that one episode… but I haven’t gotten there yet.

- “oh my gosh, the square root of soon… is never.”

- “doofenshmirtz 🎶quality 🎵bratwurst”

- “Make this fish put me down!” “It’s a mammal, Candace!”

- “Your hot dog is no match… for my BRATWURST!” (No but the way Perry just keeps a hot dog in his hat that he summoned like a wizard summons a broom) (the way they’re swordfighting and Doof just takes a bite of Perry’s blade)

-Ferb is so autism

- “You know what they say: if you love something, set it free.” “We do that every day with Perry— oh, there you are, Perry!”